Anonymous3: A lifesized talking dick is scary enough without having it say rawr. It could say "I have found the cure for cancer" and it'd still be in 'wtf' territory.
Anonymous4: This sucker would haave ANYONE, straight, bi, or, undecided, running like hell, as soon as it stomped upon the scene(You don't have to outrun everyone, just the slowest runner)! But Lord help the slowest runner(It must have been an ugly death, even if He, or She, didn't actually DIE!)!
Anonymous5(4): Actually, THIS Dick isn't lifesized, as that might be no bigger than a foot, in most cases! This sucker(try wrapping Your mouth around THAT one!) appears to be about 5feet, plus!
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Looks like they're about to miss regular dicks.
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