Anonymous3: I always thought that Santa had a thing for his reindeer. Never thought he'd get killed by it, though.
Then again, I didn't think you could get killed masturbating. Just google "man dies masturbating" and see how many results pop up. Go ahead, do it. Those men surely have had their penis licenses revoked in whatever afterlife their religion of choice dedicates its short, sad existences to.
Anonymous15: she can fuck me any christmas i will suvive thats what happens when u eat 2000 cookies a year on the same day santa one quick fuck and your out
you killed Santa
oh well, at least he went in a nice way
well, maybe not, considering she's a reindeer
Holy shit, she's sooo fucking sexy!
Then again, I didn't think you could get killed masturbating. Just google "man dies masturbating" and see how many results pop up. Go ahead, do it. Those men surely have had their penis licenses revoked in whatever afterlife their religion of choice dedicates its short, sad existences to.
it wouldn't be suprising
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hes like 2000 years old.
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I think the sad fact is that Christmas came a little too early this year.
X-)
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So fuck santa
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>X-p
I know she killed him and all, but somehow I get the feeling that she won't end up on the naughty list...
Hue!