Anonymous18: She's clearly the dick ripper. She collects dicks for a living and that dick necklace is the source of her powers. Miyamoto said so in an interview that it was in the game and you can still get to it with codes.
Anonymous30: guys.. guys.. I know what happend here.. You see that dick in the top corner to the right? Yea that's mine, i was there.
Okey so there we sat in a bar outside california, 32 guys discusing Zelda when suddenly someone shouted "We should rape Saria in her mouth!"
So we did it, we went home to our friend Hank's house, pluged in the Nitendo 64, smashed the glass to the TV and then we climed in. Then when we found Saria we noticed that we where so small compared to the Virtual world so we asked Saria to use her powers to make our dicks bigger but only our dicks so it wouldn't be so hard to rape her because we where so many.
And there you have it, that's how we raped Saria
Im Anony Mous, Good night America
is it physically possible for that many human males to stand crowded together?
Wouldn't their hips get in the way of penises being that close?
Perhapses if each penis is a few feet long, or there are only three men who's crotches sprout several penises....
Most likely, it is simply a pack of ravenous, disembodied cocks.
...That is my over-analysis for the day.
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... oh god, somebody has to do something along those lines
Guys, I think I've figured out what to do with BigDawg!
*warps BigDawg into Penis Sphere Hell*
For he is many.
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Okey so there we sat in a bar outside california, 32 guys discusing Zelda when suddenly someone shouted "We should rape Saria in her mouth!"
So we did it, we went home to our friend Hank's house, pluged in the Nitendo 64, smashed the glass to the TV and then we climed in. Then when we found Saria we noticed that we where so small compared to the Virtual world so we asked Saria to use her powers to make our dicks bigger but only our dicks so it wouldn't be so hard to rape her because we where so many.
And there you have it, that's how we raped Saria
Im Anony Mous, Good night America