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Anonymous1: I don't think so
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Fara_Phoenix: Ah, the infamous melee techniques of the Covvie 1337s.
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Anonymous2: no thank you
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Anonymous3: I don't see where I should say this, so I'll just put it here.

How is it that there's all this porn of elites, Cortana, the MC, even one with Johnson in it, but none of Miranda Keyes?
Seriously. She's hot. Does ANYONE have a pic of her?
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Anonymous4: @ Anon 3: She's Twelve and died like a bitch. No one cares.
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Spoonman: Anon3- Actually, now that you bring it up, I do believe I've seen a few pieces with Miranda Keyes.

But, as Anon 4 said, nobody cares. She was over-dramatic and repeated herself. Bad commander. Nothing like her Jacob or Catherine.
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Vorin: Run that ugly piece of shit over before it get more of its cunt juice on your car Chief.

@Anon3 What spoonman said.
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Anonymous5: now you have to feel sorry for the MC, why? well hes in a ful body suit and would probably take 30 min to just take off.
second, thats really got to hurt if you have a hard on in a suit like that.
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Yig: From the thumbnail, I thought Master Chief was looking at a duck
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ThatsAkoolStoryBro: LIEZ! there are no female elites.
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Anonymous6: @Yig I thought it was a duck too, but seeing all the elite porn i figured it was an elite or something -.-
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Mr_Rule_34: cortana: cheif i dont think it wants to fight.
mc: WHO CARES ITS ON MY DAMN CAR! GET OFF YOU FUCKING DUCK! *BLAM*
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BPQ00X: This is a good idea someone should remake this
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Anonymous7: MC: ... Where is the shotty??? Please tell me!!!
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General_Vagueness: it's making almost no apparent contact with the hood
also what's up with Cortana's stomach area?
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Anonymous8: Really BPQ00X!?!?!?!?, have you even seen half the crap out there? This is a hell of a lot better then Methados's quality. It's good enough man.
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Anonymous9(8): Dude this is better then most of the crappy elites out there just let it be BPQ00X!
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Anonymous10(8): Dude this is better then most of the crappy elites out there just let it be guys.
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Anonymous11: Anon 9/10 I agree, but I also agree with BPQ00X. It is a good concept with sort of "meh" artwork. In the hands of a better artist, this could be gold.
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Anonymous12: LIMOS GO BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous13: i would tap tha.....fuck that i would just get my fucking splatter spree
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Anonymous14: @thatsacoolstorybro:
LOL, lord of the rings reference
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Mr_Rule_34: how much do u guys wanna bet that anon9,10, and 11 are goku
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Sir_Anon5: Sandtrap? Is the Chief in matchmaking right now?
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Anonymous15: Splatter Spree!
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Anonymous16: i`d shoot it anyway
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Anonymous17: Sunday Driver!
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Anonymous18: Anon6, did you REALLY just say that THIS is better than Methados's stuff?

What kind of brain defect do you have, son?
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Anonymous19: i have looked at allot of elite porn and this is a peace of fugley shit
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Cosmic-Behemoth: Dude...Total duck.

Really, the term "Quality" cannot be effectively attributed to porn. Cause if it did, it would likely be based on the shock value of it, rather than artistry.

They are right though, both sides; theres been a lot worse stuff out there, and there has been better.
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Anonymous20: anon 3 has uber point
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Mr_Rule_34: Look saix puppy it's mr ducky! SP: OMFG ITS MR DUCKY!
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Anonymous21: 1 horny female elite trapped in the desert score!!

that could also be one of the best splatter sprees ever
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Anonymous22: run the damn thing over any ways its in the way of my car
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Anonymous23: this may sound weired but id tap that
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Anonymous24: that's not a fem elite. fem elites are fuzzy (go watch halo legends, weird but kinda cool shiznit)
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Astute_Anon: IT'S A TRAP
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Anonymous25: Kill it anyway!
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Anonymous26: wow, you guys are harsh! maybe I would say that compared to those crappy blue elites, this girl rocks, and fuck halo legends!
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Anonymous27(26): yeah halo legends is the gayest thing out there!!!
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Anonymous28(26): because it's an elite, you gotta realize that they aren't that attractive,(especially when there mouth is open)
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Anonymous29(26): goku didn't make the pic, I did, and as far as this is concerned it was a practice I did on gimp, it's not like I worked that hard on it. Thanks to all you people that liked it, and fuck all those who didn't. I really thought you guys were tired of the same old shit so I made this, but I can see you don't want to give me a chance. To all those who like elites I encourage you to try and draw one yourself, and don't listen to these trolls when you release it. Later trolls, Snyperfox out!
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Anonymous30(26): id say fuck these guys, shes hawt!!!!, and anon 18, your a retard. this is so much more detailed then methados!!
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Anonymous31(26): contact with the hood??? who the fuck cares she's hot!
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Anonymous32(26): we need more elites snyper!!! make more
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Anonymous33(26): id tap that!!
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Anonymous34: Hawt, but i thought if you so much as put a pinky on a warthog you would die, let alone masturbate on the hood.
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Anonymous35: snyper fox MAKE MOAR I LOVE THESE!!!!!
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Anonymous36(25): Kill her!!
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Anonymous37: Hey if the elite took shotgun the amazon the kills you get XD
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Anonymous38(37): If that elite took shotgun imagean the amount of kills you will get XD
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Jayrules: Lololololoolo!!!!!
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Anonymous39: MC``wanna get dirty?'' Elite ``yes!''
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Anonymous40(39): nice bod`!
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Anonymous41: anybody notice she looks like she's trying to balance on her left foot?
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Anonymous42: I'd tap that...

...break pedal, watch it go flying off of the hood, then run its ass over...

...then T-bag it like any good Halo player ^^
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Anonymous43: @ Anon 40 T-Bag King!
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Anonymous44: how do you make out with an elite anyhow?
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Anonymous45: Anon 3 your in luck. . . I have some pics of her just give me you adres

p.s i live in britan
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Anonymous46: There are pics of miranda keyes and people do cace
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Bob117: Just like to say, Cortana its hotter than Miranda Keyes.
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Anonymous47: Anons 26 thru 33 are allll the same person.
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Anonymous48: but startans get platin balls in ther brain so the dount want to have sex and growe faster


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