Jones: If I remember correctly, the odds of this destroying the universe are somewhere around 1 in a googolplex. And yet this thing has still literally made me lose sleep. All that dick does is act as a reminder of how completely fucked we all potentially are.
Jones: Not too likely, since they haven't done too much advertising about the whole "Potential to Collapse Reality" aspect of it. It really could be worse; when the original atom splitting occured there was a 1 in 50 chance the whole planet would blow up.
Jones: Oh, I realize that I shouldn't be worried, but I'm paranoid like that. And I never knew that they determined that the whole world wouldn't blow up with the first nuclear fission test, I thought they went ahead without being certain because they were worried about the Germans getting the technology first. Learn something new every day.
Serious_Business: Yeah, it's really a joke about LARGE HADRONS = APOCALYPSE, but it's fun. Especially to counter all those 'Apocalypse in December 2012' bullshit. Aztecs knew jack shit, SCIENCE IS GONNA END REALITY BITCHES
BTW a googolplex is much, much higher than a googol Titanium.
Jones: Titanium: I knew about that, they were worried that a chain reaction would branch out and go through every atom on Earth until it hit the vacuum of space. But that's the extent of my knowledge on the subject, so I'll back out of the discussion now before I make a total ass of myself (which I probably already have, but hey).
Jones: Er, in response to the actual point of your post: True, but it does go back to the idea that playing in Soemele's mind might not be such a great idea.
Serious_Business: But there's a really good chainsaw juggler here.
Okay maybe he's not that good as they keep falling and lopping off random limbs, but it's the thought that counts.
Jones: I'd buy a ticket to that inspirational heartstring-tugger of a movie about a man struggling against all odds! The Amputee Juggler, now playing in select cities!
Serious_Business: THIS THREAD HAS GONE OFF TOPIC
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Anonymous9: Bout time the human race put itself out of its misery... goodbye 34 it's been fun :'( Is this associated with the Sern (yep I have probs spelt it wrong and no i don't give a fuck) atom smasher thingy? I heard something about creating blackholes or summink... um :p
Anonymous11: The theory was it could make a black hole IF string theory is right. However that hole would be the size of a atom or smaller, and would instantly decay into a shower of particles. Dection of these particles is the only evidence of the black hole that had been there. There is no way for such a subatomic black hole to EVER grow. Thus there is NO danger in it swollowing the world. Only ideots, pranksters, and sci-fi movie characters would ever claim it could suck up the earth.
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Hopefully it does not require a massive penis as a startup key.
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BTW a googolplex is much, much higher than a googol Titanium.
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Random fact: there are about 10^80 atoms in the universe.
Also, yeah, there were fears that the atmosphere would ignite or something for the first a-bomb test.
How many Photons are in the universe?
Answer: Inconceivable!
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But then, they didn't know much about atoms then, did they?
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Seriously. Not safe. Leave.
God damn your's is just bloody. At least there's still only one vagina on the body.
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At least, biologically. A few surgically, if surgeons used chainsaws, maybe.
Okay maybe he's not that good as they keep falling and lopping off random limbs, but it's the thought that counts.
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0%? Sounds like 100% to me.