Anonymous6: actually there can be life without death death is a mere event when your physical frame wears out and uh if thats the chickens egg isnt that incest
MERKLEY: ...of course the egg! There were species laying eggs long before the chicken was invented!
...and of course eggs can cum! Disgusting but true!!
4N6: Science is blasphemy! Evolution is nothing more then a failed fairytail. We all shall praise GOD our holy creator and the power of CHRIST will compell ye!
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Anonymous11: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To escape the deafening scream of silence. Alone the chicken was. He, alone broke out. He saw the world outside the pen, the slaughter house. The blackness of his existence was replaced only by the clashing grey's of society. The screams of his brothers and sisters replaced by the meaningless conversations and actions of mindless humans moving, breathing, living for nothing. The chicken knew that his escape was merely superficial, for his soul was to be decided by the wrath of god not the humans that saw him on the road that night. They thought it was funny "why did the chicken cross the road" they would yell. Their mindless ideas of comedy were nothing for the chicken to dwell on he had a much larger goal in mind. He knew His judgement day WAS today. They would know why the chicken crossed the road. The chicken knew why he was crossing the road. His actions would be almost unforgivable by god but he didn't care. The silence was screaming in his ear, He knew that the wrath of god was nothing on the torture of being alive. Then a sound, a blissful sound on the road, a car. He knew it was time. He knew death like life was a meaningless waltz danced by fools but even so, death was better than life, he knew it. And this is why the Chicken crossed the road. To get to the OTHER side.
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Though I think scientists say the egg did due to mutation of one species into another.
Still, Pretty funny pic. And, FEATURE?
you just won an internet
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...and of course eggs can cum! Disgusting but true!!
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Separation of church and state. Or in this case, science.
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Answer:
To escape the deafening scream of silence. Alone the chicken was. He, alone broke out. He saw the world outside the pen, the slaughter house. The blackness of his existence was replaced only by the clashing grey's of society. The screams of his brothers and sisters replaced by the meaningless conversations and actions of mindless humans moving, breathing, living for nothing. The chicken knew that his escape was merely superficial, for his soul was to be decided by the wrath of god not the humans that saw him on the road that night. They thought it was funny "why did the chicken cross the road" they would yell. Their mindless ideas of comedy were nothing for the chicken to dwell on he had a much larger goal in mind. He knew His judgement day WAS today. They would know why the chicken crossed the road. The chicken knew why he was crossing the road. His actions would be almost unforgivable by god but he didn't care. The silence was screaming in his ear, He knew that the wrath of god was nothing on the torture of being alive. Then a sound, a blissful sound on the road, a car. He knew it was time. He knew death like life was a meaningless waltz danced by fools but even so, death was better than life, he knew it. And this is why the Chicken crossed the road. To get to the OTHER side.