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Anonymous1: Hes bald! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

oh, right, the blowjob...
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Anonymous2: Featured!
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Anonymous3: Aww. Why'd you crop out the royal loli?
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Anonymous4: FEATURE!!!!!!
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Anonymous5: Kate, you're doing it wrong.
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Anonymous6: lol win
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Anonymous7: nicely done
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Anonymous8: FEATURE THIS
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Selene: lol This should be featured, given this is a current event.
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Anonymous9: By my holy allmighty balls, this didn't take long :D
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Anonymous10: Uh, for her head to be there he must have some weird anatomy
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Krawczyk: spoilers: Previous feature was ALSO of Kate Middleton.

I for one, hope this is the LAST picture we get of this pairing.
Middleton/Fergie ftw!!!
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Anonymous11: I see a mindfuck style face in the background.
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Anonymous12: Who's that creepin' behind them?
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Anonymous13: lame-O
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Anonymous14: lol
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Anonymous15: Featured this very minute, it seems?
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Anonymous16: wooooooooow looooooooooooooool
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Ericon_IX: oh, that's hilarious
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Anonymous17: lol shes waay to low! licking his knee or something..
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Anonymous18: TREASON!
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Anonymous19: Man, that was quick
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Anonymous20: Penis does not come out of thigh!
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AnzhelikaA: looool
misplaced penis?
also as of post no featured tag
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Anonymous21: Knee blowjobs.
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Anonymous22: giggity
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Krawczyk: Britfags don't deserve features, only ridicule and scorn! And dentists.
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Sodomius: "No feature, no feature, no feature for you!"
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Anonymous23: IT'S OK, SHE'S JUST SHINING HIS SHOES!
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Krawczyk: ^Middleton moar liek Niggerton amirite.
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Anonymous24: I laughed so hard I lost my boner. Damn you Brits!
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Sodomius: The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube.
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Sodomius: or PahealTube, haha.
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Zollith: And the wedding was a success.
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Danielakiiki: Silly Kate, that's NOT how you produce a Heir to the Throne of England. Now on your back and spread'em BITCH!
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Anonymous25: lol shes sucking on his knee
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Sodomius: His royal kneecock! XD
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Anonymous26: I admit, I giggled.
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Anonymous27: That's it girl, you're putting England on the map!
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Anonymous28: when you see it, you will shit brix
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Dr-Cane: there's a phantom on his royal ass!
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Cerdo_Guerrero: *Lancaster bomber escorted by Spitfires fly over the palace*
*salute*
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Anonymous29: Why is she sucking on his kneecap?
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Anonymous30(29): Hi! How bout' you take a seat right over there...
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Anonymous31: Now that's alpha
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Anonymous32: bitch promised to love honor and Obey!
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Anonymous33: AWESOME!
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Buergersteigmonster: On the news, they only said their first kiss in public was a bit short.
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FakeMessias: epic
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Anonymous34: Hahahaha, this made my day.
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Anonymous35: How low is his dick? On his fucking knees?
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Raiden_Snake: LOL, Internet. Nothing is sacred here, not even royalty.
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Anonymous36: No, you all misunderstand... this is what she did to GET him. That shit is over now that she GOT him.
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Anonymous37: Finally, something good to come out of the Royal Wedding!
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Yet_One_More_Idiot: Now that they're married, shouldn't her tagged be changed from Kate_Middleton to Princess_Catherine? [/Pedantic]

Also, this is hella funny, but she's too low down to be giving a BJ. Still full of win though.
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ChocoChels: Goddammit, I knew this was going to be featured.
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Anonymous38: *lol*
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Anonymous39: And this is what happend the wedding night! ;)
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Terrum: Pixelfucks? Win...
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Danielakiiki: @Yet_One_More_Idiot- Actually since she's not from a royal or aristocratic background her title is The Duchess of Cambridge, or 'Willy's Cumdumpster' for short.
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Anonymous40: Centuries of inbreeding, and BAM! Knee-penis.
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Anonymous41: And which country are you from Krawczyk???
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Saint: Fuckin Funny
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Luke: LLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
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Anonymous42: huh? this isnt rule 34, it aint a cartoon
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Anonymous43: Rule 34 doesn't have to be Cartoons, Dummkopf.
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Anonymous44: You know who else likes to suck my dick?? My grandma...

And you know who taught her?

MY MOM!! YEAAAAAAH!!!!
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Anonymous45: -Giggle-
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Witchan: Fuck, I knew the royal wedding was going to be good. Too bad I missed it...
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Anonymous46: When I saw her bob down to pick something up, I had the same thought, nice one. :D
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MERKLEY: So much for pathos...
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Anonymous47: thats fucking fake.
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Anonymous48(47): Hey everyone,how cna I sign up to Rule 34 paheal????
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Anonymous49: No exceptions....
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Anonymous50: God save our gracious Penis,
Long live our noble Penis,
God save the Penis!
Send him victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us;
God save the Penis!
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Anonymous51: Anon43: WIN.
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Anonymous52: i love the sneeky person in the shadows :I
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Anonymous53: Seems legit.
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Anonymous54: :P
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KingG: Euro-tastic!
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Anonymous55: hey what happened to that rebecca black picture posted a while ago? it was that gotta have cereal pic or something like that. can someone upload it again please?
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ZoneZ5: ^NO
Stop asking!
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Anonymous56: Anonymous54 is a fucking idot
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Anonymous57: he had to ask the queen if he could kiss his new wife. who the fuck authorized this?!?!
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Anonymous58: The Royal Blowjob, only on the British Broadcasting Corporation.
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DragonShade44: I approve of this feature. For once.
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Anonymous59: is it wrong that when the royal wedding started the first thing i thought of was what will the featured image on paheal be?
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Anonymous60: anon58 no it just means that your normal
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Anonymous61: thats where all that money for the wedding was going, towards a cum resistant Wedding Dress. Otherwise known as a "German Wedding dress".
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Anonymous62: There goes the future heirs to the throne down her throat...
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Anonymous63(62): Whose face is that next to Prince Willy's butt?
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Anonymous64: I lol'd at Anon24.
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HbA: Lol, I was waiting for this. Well played
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HbA: @Anon46 - ZOMGNO
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Anonymous65: This is shit, does not deserve even a post here.

And america sucks ass
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Anonymous66: that didnt really happen, did it?!??
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DonkieDee: Most overblown wedding ever.
Or in this case. Underblown.
Cuz she's under his penis and she's "blowing" him?
DOHOHOHOHOHO
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Anonymous67: Rule 6: Anon can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

Rule 8: There are no rules about posting.

Rule 20: nothing is to be taken seriously.

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Rule 35: If no porn of it us available, it will be made.

Rule 42: Nothing is Sacred

Rule 43: The more beautiful & pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

THE INTERWEBS HAVE SPOKEN!!
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Anonymous68: Guy in back: Soon my pretties
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Kottbullar: 50 million Pounds of your taxes down the mother fucking drain!
And yet, this picture doesn't even express the slightest nit of hatred... Paheal, I am disappointed
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Anonymous69: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
THIS IS IT............ again xD
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Anonymous70: It took this long for /34/ to come out? Slackers.
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Anonymous71: Ah, their first kiss as husband and wife
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Anonymous72: LOL
this is sooooo great xDDDDDD
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Anonymous73: WIN!
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Anonymous74: from all of us in the USA thank god its fucking over y shoulld i care about some stuped wedding so far away
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Anonymous75: Yay I´m anon 73
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korblborp: clearly he's related to that big guy in Rura Penthe...
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Anonymous76: Treason only to Britfags. And seriously, fuck those guys.
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Anonymous77: Hahah, fuck off, anon64. Jesus, what a fag. You'll get your turn on Willie's little dick.
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Anonymous78: what are do ing แรง
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Anonymous79: I can't believe my eyes this is impossible! in front of billions of people watching around the world! kate is sucking prince william royal penis. Well they both kiss twice. NO Problem. enjoy the royal honeymoon. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. William arther phillip louis and Cathrine elizabeth middleton-louis.
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Anonymous80: @ anon 73: FAIL xD
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Anonymous81: @anon79: chain fial!
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Anonymous82: Anonymous55 is an illiterate inbred abortion
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Anonymous83(82): Is Catherine pleasuring William with the top of her head?
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Anonymous84(82): Spit shining the Crown Jewels
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Anonymous85: LUL!!!!!!
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Anonymous86: Fuck yes.
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Anonymous87: Hiden Message: She is his bitch
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Anonymous88: Harry is peeping in the background XD
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MajorDouchebag: Epic win! Nothing should ever be sacred!
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Anonymous89: Kate knows how to polish the royal scepter
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Anonymous90: Why is his penis down there?
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Anonymous91: What's up with so many of the recent features being so topical?
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Anonymous92: Total gold digger!
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Anonymous93: Lol! I give their marige a year at most.
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Anonymous94: This isn't p---oh wait nevermind
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Anonymous95: Do you have to ask why Kate's going down so low?

Because it's that fucking long.
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craggle: this is totally non-canon. now that she's married, she doesn't HAVE to do that anymore.
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Anonymous96: Bad anatomy, this whole wedding shit is retarded. Fucking Brits...
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Anonymous97: Anon 82 has figured it out.
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Anonymous98: Queen- now, don't get too attached to her. You know how awful it was when we had to put the other one down.
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Anonymous99(98): Brits are allowed to hate the royal family too you know, just like you can hate on bush and Obama. The queen just gets retards to run the coutry for her. She's got the right idea.
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Anonymous100: lol at guy watching from the darkness
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Anonymous101: She's checking his Royal Standard!
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Anonymous102: well it seems everything is in place in the universe now that this is featured.
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Anonymous103: looks like the man in the background knows whats going on here
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Anonymous104: Great wedding present Obama kills Osama there.
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Anonymous105(104): They can party now since Obama killed Osama there.
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Anonymous106(104): She is blowing the Enghish oboe for music.
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Anonymous107(104): Talk about strength of the Britsh pound.
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Lodan: I thought they use the Euro now.

oh, right, the blowjob...
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Anonymous108: HAHAHAHAHAHAH FCkin great
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Anonymous109: Grow up and stop picking on the Brits. Many of them are aware that they're the FAMILUS HORRIBILUS, and they're not particularly happy about picking up the wedding tab for a bunch of over-privilaged drips. Much in the way that I was never consulted while the US government sorted out the funding for Operation Desert Storm II: The Search for Curly's Black Gold, there's not much a taxpayer can do after the government has collected their tax money. Those same Brits probably aren't real happy about said dumbass wedding being shoved up the rest of the world's ass (through the media) either...

Chill out. Also: stop adding "fag" to everything. It wasn't even slightly clever to begin with, and now it's just collecting dust. Again, grow up.
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Shock_Headed_Penor: "Oh this does not go with tradition at all..... the mushroom people of NovaScotia screaming with horror"
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