Anonymous8: Anon6: You would be surprised what she can carry, lad. Look at the shadow broker dossiers (it's a pity BW forgot to mention her space AIDS and obsession with krogan).
Anyway it couldn't be anyone of the optional squadmate, since he talks about it even though you have just 6 squaddies. 1st choice is obviously Kelly, second Miranda and/or Jacob.
Anonymous13(6): @anon8
You think Miranda has space aids and an obsession with krogan? Try looking at the engineering deck. More specifically, the one in the bucket with a blinking light. You're looking one deck too high kid. Too high.
Anonymous14(6): Y'know, anon 13 has a point. I mean, why the fuck else would tali always want to be THAT near to Grunt AND Wrex?
Also, she's always in her suit, which is nothing more than a full body condom. And condoms were originally designed to keep things IN, not out. Keeping nasty shit out was just a bonus. Hmm...
Anonymous16(8): Anon13: Since Ashley isn't on any deck, I couldn't care less about whole crew. Although you must admit that Miranda is bigger whore than Tali. She even slept with Jacob!
Anonymous17(6): @anon16
Miranda slept with Jacob and now she's a bigger whore. Heh, wait till you who who tali slept with in the two years she was back in the fleet...
Her father and the entire fleet *cough*
And in other news, tali won the Nastiest Slut of the Year Award 2185, making this the third consecutive year she's won!
Anonymous24: Anon17: Yea, Tali is the biggest whore in the entire galaxy. It is theoretically possible that bigger whores are out there somewhere, but it is extremely unlikely.
Anonymous25: Oh man, I have the original live picture original this is based on. It was so hot, I actually saved it. Can't believe someone made this. <3
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Wait. Scale itch. Shepard.
OH SHI~
She can't carry illnesses dumbfuck. RTFM before you speak. If anyone was carrying scale itch, it'd be tali.
Anyway it couldn't be anyone of the optional squadmate, since he talks about it even though you have just 6 squaddies. 1st choice is obviously Kelly, second Miranda and/or Jacob.
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You think Miranda has space aids and an obsession with krogan? Try looking at the engineering deck. More specifically, the one in the bucket with a blinking light. You're looking one deck too high kid. Too high.
Also, she's always in her suit, which is nothing more than a full body condom. And condoms were originally designed to keep things IN, not out. Keeping nasty shit out was just a bonus. Hmm...
Miranda slept with Jacob and now she's a bigger whore. Heh, wait till you who who tali slept with in the two years she was back in the fleet...
Her father and the entire fleet *cough*
And in other news, tali won the Nastiest Slut of the Year Award 2185, making this the third consecutive year she's won!
Really... Shepard?
Ya rly.
With the scale itch.
She talks about having some manner of sexual attraction to all species.
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