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Anonymous1: Given the length of Johnny's legs it might have been a huge mistake to bring a low-standing hibachi. The laws of cartoon hijinks dictate that he most certainly will scorch his dick while standing too close to the grill. He'll be distracted by all the hot bare pussy and then, as a stream of black smoke rises under his nose, be all like "Hey anyone else smell sumthin' burnin'?" only to look down to see his wedding tackle sizzling away to a crisp, then do the Scooby Doo-style air run into the ocean, extinguish the flames to the sound of a loud sigh of relief but to no avail as his member has turned to a cigar of complete ash and falls off like a burnt match head. All the girls point and laugh as Johnny downtroddenly walks off screen to hang himself now that he is a cockless freak. Cue the end meddly, roll fucking credits.
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