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Anonymous1: "Oh my! What a big Penis I have"

Thats how his expression sounds to me ^^
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AnonOVER9000: As the religious features started up lately, I bet this will make it for buddhism...
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Sadayoshi: AFAIK it's Budai, not Buddha. But still funny :]
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Anonymous2: No wonder the man's always happy.
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Anonymous3: Buddhong.
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Anonymous4: Feature.
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Titanium: No wonder he's smiling... Featued!
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Anonymous5: Featued :D
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Anonymous6: Buddha has the weirdest boner
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Anonymous7: (Insert Witty Coment here)
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Anonymous8: "Oy, where do I put this?"
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Fara_Phoenix: Fuck me sideways...but not with this one.
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Anonymous9: i always knew buddha had a big one
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Anonymous10: Anon 10 is Christian... -.-
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Anonymous11: I'm offended.

Wait no, the other thing... amused?
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Anonymous12: o.o Makes me wonder who the tourist was he saw that made him so happy.
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Anonymous13(12): "Ha ha! Mine is bigger than yours!"
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Anonymous14: Now who wouldn't buy one of these?
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Anonymous15(14): Noticed the collections bar has been taken off the front page. Does that mean that the goal has already been met?
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BNSF: I think he over did it on that viagra pills O.o
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AnonOVER9000: @Anon17: You can read the red text?...
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ZoneZ5: Even so close to the end, Paheal still works just as it always has. Hopefully, Paheal will never end, even after the site is closed. Paheal will live on, maybe on its own 4chan board (hopefully it won't have to come to that though). Yes, none can end Paheal, for in every fetishist, pedo, or simple idle fapper, there is a bit of Paheal to love and to cherish for the rest of their lives. And maybe, when we grow old and grey, we will tell out children of this wondrous place, and they shall tell their children, and so on and so on, so that Paheal will live forever, and maybe even be resurrected, for all to love for all eternity.
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Anonymous16(14): Zone spouts some hardcore truth. Rule34 is less a site then a force of nature. You can close the site, you can take down the pictures, but wherever people gather you cannot end rule34. I sincerely hope that the problem is resolved and the site remains open. If it is not, well then all I can say is so long and fond memories. It was a pleasure serving on this twisted site with all you sick, wonderful bastards.
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Odd_Della_60: Poor buddha...
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Anonymous17: Boring......Rule34 needs to go to Hell for two days.
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Scanner: With a dong that big and those moobs, he could titfuck himself!
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Anonymous18: all hail paheal
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AnonOVER9000: Btw did you consider using an actual bank account for donations? Would make things easier if paying services like PayPal have problems with the contents (which is ridicolous anyway...).
Or set up an account which isn't linked directly to r34.
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Triple_Rainbow: Buddha? It's Budai, isn't it?
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boltrewrite: The path to true inner happiness: Having a giant dick and doing alot of outer happiness with a lot of ladies
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Anonymous19: Wilderbeast...
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Anonymous20: New definition to "rock hard"
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Anonymous21: Anon3 and Scanner win the fucking internet, here.
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Anonymous22: Oh u ruel 34
So funny
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Anonymous23: CRYSATL ANON PARTIALLY CORRECT
in asian religion guess
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Anonymous24(23): I will plague the posts with thr letter

A
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dernet: @Anon18:
*slow clap*
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Anonymous25: i'm real Buddhist from Asia and there's many Buddhism arts like this in the Asia. we believe prejudice and the preconception is obstacle to way into nirvana. so we try to get rid of biases in our mind, like religious, sexual, political, racial, national, and all the emotional preconceived notions. actually, that statue in the picture is made by monk. and many monks making stuffs like that since long, long time ago. and the believers have a good laugh at those funny art and enjoy it. that's all. there's no heretic or sacrilege in the Buddhism world. only merciful grasp and forgiveness. besides, Buddhism is not a religion. it's some kind of theory based scholarship, philosophy. you feel offensive? that means you're not a true Buddhist. many other religious organization people don't understand stuffs like this, especially western people. this is the way we live, way we believe.
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Anonymous26: where can I buy one of these? i'd stick it in my garden to freak the neighbours out
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UncleSpongeSmoke: With <3 from Kx.
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MrAnon: I see bad karma now-a-days.
I see a poor budda who will never find a girl who can fit him.

And I see a damn sad site who got raped by a donation system.
And it was doing so good too.
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hentaimaster: yeah 2k in a few days, amazing...but this is the end for 34? I really miss the pic organization and the new stuff every day-hour....But W you cant be raped for Paypal¡¡¡you must be strong dude¡¡¡
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Anonymous27: Anon 34, isn't nirvana in hinduism and not buhdism? I may be wrong but I thought in buhdism you try to go for enlightment.
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Anonymous28: Pay"pal", yeah right.
This is why I always use my credit card on ebay, and not that fucking shitty service.
I donated, and along with everyone else who did, if they refuse to give you the money, they've stolen from each one of us. Class-action lawsuit material.
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Titanium: Anon29 - nirvana = enlightment in buddhist terms
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VOCK: Oh My god this is too damn funny.
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Dr-Cane: hilarious, but i'm feeling sad, why!!! i don't want R34 being closed, this place was my shelter when i abandoned all hope and raised from ashes again along with anons,trolls and lulz
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creamyneko: What the hell is with all the religious features? Its bad enough I gotta feel awkward with the psycho porn we usually have in the corner, but now I gotta feel awkward /and/ guilty?
Geeze
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jaycro: dam horny monks and their one touch death blow
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Anonymous29: Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha rocking everywhere

Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha rocking everywhere
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Anonymous30: It's always has to be some shit that's featured image on R34
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OGRE: Everytime I get a boner, I get light headed too.
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Anonymous31: haha thats right deface buddha with a dick for his false shitty religion islam is the light
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achthenuts: WHAT... the... WHO ruin him !!?
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achthenuts: Oh crap... lulz
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analbreaker: Originally we are supposed to rub his belly for good fortune ...but now some would his cock?
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Anonymous32: this is not Buddha:D this Man is one of the major god in japan. named Ebisu
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Anonymous33: Anon33 is jealous muhhamed will never be this well hung.
also, Encyclopedia Dramatica also closed down due to lack of funds, now they're back and better.
I hope the same will work for Paheal...
Goodbye paheal...
And goodbye Titanium and your disgustingly lulzy features -manly tears-
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Atsushi: "Baby, I was born this way!"
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Anonymous34: That penis is so thick and big he can use it as a chair.
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PimpMyLawnMower: PENIS BITCH!!!
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Titanium: Anon34 - that's not Ebisu.
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Vicarious_Reality: This is why i never use paypal!
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Daman: Fuck you, paypal. Fuck you. I knew this was going to happen. The same thing happened to other websites with 'controversial' content. Give an address, or a banking number. I'll the send the money directly.
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anon0: MOAR
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Anonymous35: hey guys thats a fat guy who can see his penis, titanium owes me 50 bucks.
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Anonymous36: @Daman: yeah, I'm surprised they didn't know about paypal's buttfuckery regarding adult services. It goes back at least five years. All it takes is one fucktard saying "thanks for all the great porn" in a transaction comment and the account is hosed. And there's no shortage of fucktards on paheal.

If they had just given warning what they were going to do, we could have told them DONT USE PAYPAL FOR THIS. I sent an email to wiiaboo when it was first announced, but either he didn't get/read it or it was too late.
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Anonymous37(36): @creamyneko: there is no reason to feel "feel awkward /and/ guilty" about religous features. It's not as if any religion actually means anything. Ignore them (except when the followers fuck you over).
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Anonymous38: Anon 19, u sad?
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Anonymous39: Holy Cock thats a big Fuck
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Watari: Man he has massive ears.
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Anonymous40: Buddhism is a religion and philosophy encompassing a variety of traditions, beliefs and practices, largely based on teachings attributed to Siddhartha Gautama, commonly known as the Buddha (Pali/Sanskrit "the awakened one"). The Buddha lived and taught in the eastern part of the Indian subcontinent some time between the 6th and 4th centuries BCE. He is recognized by Buddhists as an awakened or enlightened teacher who shared his insights to help sentient beings end ignorance (avidya) of dependent origination, thus escaping what is seen as a cycle of suffering and rebirth.

Two major branches of Buddhism are recognized: Theravada ("The School of the Elders") and Mahayana ("The Great Vehicle"). Theravada has a widespread following in Sri Lanka and Southeast Asia. Mahayana is found throughout East Asia and includes the traditions of Pure Land, Zen, Nichiren Buddhism, Tibetan Buddhism, Shingon, Tiantai (Tendai) and Shinnyo-en. In some classifications Vajrayana — as practiced mainly in Tibet and Mongolia, and adjacent parts of China and Russia — is recognized as a third branch, while others classify it as a part of Mahayana. There are other categorisations of these three Vehicles or Yanas.

While Buddhism remains most popular within Asia, both branches are now found throughout the world. Estimates of Buddhists worldwide vary significantly depending on the way Buddhist adherence is defined. Lower estimates are between 350–500 million.

Buddhist schools vary on the exact nature of the path to liberation, the importance and canonicity of various teachings and scriptures, and especially their respective practices. The cardinal doctrine of dependent origination is the only doctrine that is common to all Buddhist teachings from Theravada to Dzogchen to the extinct schools. The foundations of Buddhist tradition and practice are the Three Jewels: the Buddha, the Dharma (the teachings), and the Sangha (the community). Taking "refuge in the triple gem" has traditionally been a declaration and commitment to being on the Buddhist path and in general distinguishes a Buddhist from a non-Buddhist. Other practices may include following ethical precepts, support of the monastic community, renouncing conventional living and becoming a monastic, the development of mindfulness and practice of meditation, cultivation of higher wisdom and discernment, study of scriptures, devotional practices, ceremonies, and in the Mahayana tradition, invocation of buddhas and bodhisattvas.
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Titanium: ^Straight from wikipedia
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septembertea: If that freaks you out, the Shinto penis festival will blow your mind.
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Anonymous41: Priapus has some competion for being the big penis god.
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Anonymous42: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ENIhmDskmY
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shadowstep: i dont care how lucky i'll get im not rubbing it.


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