Anonymous2: You know what I don't like? When people come round here, open a link, then complain about the content. You can see what's there before you click, so if you don't like it, don't click, don't open it just to rant and complain about people who like something about the series that you don't. Complain or comment about the art style? fine. Comment about something odd, funny or off in the content? cool. But don't waste our time with a rant about how much someone loves or hates Sasuke, loves or hates Naruto or loves/hates any other character, it's just porn.
Anonymous10: Don't let it bother you whiskey. It's norm now to have a sasuke-fanboy troll any and all pics that have naruto banging any girl. Just enjoy the picture.
Anonymous11: retype... Why bother to comment on an art you do not like? Live and let live, as the saying goes. Let fans enjoy the art without others ruining it for them. Just do not comment on any art you do not like, okay?
Anonymous18: retype, man, you have serious problems.
Serious. I mean it.
You are ranting about colored pixels,
representing characters who don't exist.
Nice work there, seriously.
Anonymous19(11): retype... You're entiled to your opinion, but to rant like that shows what you think of the character, and that is pretty much 'bashing' right there.
There are fans who like Naruto as a character and thinks he deserves love after having a lonely childhood, so giving him a harem is not far a stretch for anyone who like to see him be loved. You don't like the character, that's you, but you do not have to rant your 'opinion' on an art you do not like given you do not like to see him have more than one girl.
So I recommend to not bother stating your 'opinions', given they're just 'bashing' anyway.
Anonymous20: Retype, we get it, you don't like the character of Naruto. That's fine. But seriously, was it really necessary to put an essay about it in a porn picture?
It's PORN! I've seen pics of Naruto being gangbanged by an army of futanari Hinatas. If you don't like Naruto, then don't go around looking at pics of Naruto having sex and bitching about them.
And really, your rant didn't really have anything to do with the picture. It was just a generalized rant that could be summarized "I don't like Naruto or those who like him! They all suck!"
And yes, you are entitled to your opinion. Just like we're entitled to our opinion that you, sir, really need to find something more to your life than bitching about pictures of the sex life of a fictional character posted on a booru site.
Anonymous21: Okay, retype, let me set this out for you in simple terms.
Naruto is the main character, therefore he is the most recognizable, even if you've only seen one episode. That's why he's in porn a lot - it's BASIC marketing theory.
Naruto is the only character to regularly use the Shadow-Clone jutsu, which is why he's often portrayed in harem situations with it.
Naruto is canonically a nice guy, which is why he's usually portrayed that way in porn. Why would that surprise you?
Sasuke is canonically an asshole, which is why he's portrayed that way in porn. Why would that surprise you, either?
That isn't some kind of well-thought-out essay regarding the qualities of shounen protagonists, which intends to be correct and accurate. That is a goddamn orgy pic drawn by some bored straight guy in fifteen minutes. Naruto's in porn a lot because he's the main character - you don't have to look any deeper than that. When has porn EVER been - or even claimed to be - following series canon? It's ludicrous to think it would.
You want to know what pisses me off? It's Sasuke, and this is about CANON, mind. In no uncertain terms, almost EVERY SINGLE FEMALE IN THE SERIES (up to and including the Mizukage, who is probably 50 years his senior) has been attracted to him in some way. The only explaination given is that it's because he's an Uchiha, and Uchiha are naturally attractive to women for some reason. Despite that, from my point of view, they're no more or less attractive than anyone else. Certainly, Sasuke is no idealized idea of male beauty.
It worked okay in part 1 because there was a lot of comedic elements, but now it's just jaw-droppingly contrived. I don't like it, but then again, I don't like Sasuke.
He wasn't even supposed to EXIST. Kishimoto was pressed by editors to create a rival character for Naruto, very late in the creative timetable. He had already come up with probably most of the plot, which is why Sasuke is shoehorned in everywhere. Just look at the series of events; he doesn't really DO anything, just makes Naruto depressed for pretty-much seemingly no reason. It's what transformed the series into a rather typical shounen, easily-defined-heros vs. easily-defined-villians, into all that... plus Sasuke.
Just try it once. Remove Sasuke completely from the series, and see what happens. Does it affect Itachi? Not really. Does it affect Madera? Not in the least. Does it affect Naruto and his ascension into sagehood and fulfillment of his heroic destiny? Fuck no! He's just sorta there, floating around. It actually makes me laugh, nowadays.
Anonymous22: WTF Retype, nobody gives a fuck about what happens in the actualt series, this is Rule fucking 34, these going to be porn of it from every angle and with everyone
Anonymous25: Holy shit, I'm not reading what Retype said. Did anyone. He wastes his life writing essay on this site when normal people look at the porn instead.
Man retype are you happy with your life? Cause I'm my ass off at you XD
Anonymous32: That was a hell of an essay retype, but you seem to have forgotten one thing- this is PORN. We're not here because we love Naruto's personality, we're here to get our fap on.
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Don't like it? Then don't click the damn link.
...Damn it, now you got me to rant. >:(
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Naruto and Sasuke both suck, but in different ways.
Sasuke's still the worst character ever, though.
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Serious. I mean it.
You are ranting about colored pixels,
representing characters who don't exist.
Nice work there, seriously.
There are fans who like Naruto as a character and thinks he deserves love after having a lonely childhood, so giving him a harem is not far a stretch for anyone who like to see him be loved. You don't like the character, that's you, but you do not have to rant your 'opinion' on an art you do not like given you do not like to see him have more than one girl.
So I recommend to not bother stating your 'opinions', given they're just 'bashing' anyway.
It's PORN! I've seen pics of Naruto being gangbanged by an army of futanari Hinatas. If you don't like Naruto, then don't go around looking at pics of Naruto having sex and bitching about them.
And really, your rant didn't really have anything to do with the picture. It was just a generalized rant that could be summarized "I don't like Naruto or those who like him! They all suck!"
And yes, you are entitled to your opinion. Just like we're entitled to our opinion that you, sir, really need to find something more to your life than bitching about pictures of the sex life of a fictional character posted on a booru site.
Naruto is the main character, therefore he is the most recognizable, even if you've only seen one episode. That's why he's in porn a lot - it's BASIC marketing theory.
Naruto is the only character to regularly use the Shadow-Clone jutsu, which is why he's often portrayed in harem situations with it.
Naruto is canonically a nice guy, which is why he's usually portrayed that way in porn. Why would that surprise you?
Sasuke is canonically an asshole, which is why he's portrayed that way in porn. Why would that surprise you, either?
That isn't some kind of well-thought-out essay regarding the qualities of shounen protagonists, which intends to be correct and accurate. That is a goddamn orgy pic drawn by some bored straight guy in fifteen minutes. Naruto's in porn a lot because he's the main character - you don't have to look any deeper than that. When has porn EVER been - or even claimed to be - following series canon? It's ludicrous to think it would.
You want to know what pisses me off? It's Sasuke, and this is about CANON, mind. In no uncertain terms, almost EVERY SINGLE FEMALE IN THE SERIES (up to and including the Mizukage, who is probably 50 years his senior) has been attracted to him in some way. The only explaination given is that it's because he's an Uchiha, and Uchiha are naturally attractive to women for some reason. Despite that, from my point of view, they're no more or less attractive than anyone else. Certainly, Sasuke is no idealized idea of male beauty.
It worked okay in part 1 because there was a lot of comedic elements, but now it's just jaw-droppingly contrived. I don't like it, but then again, I don't like Sasuke.
He wasn't even supposed to EXIST. Kishimoto was pressed by editors to create a rival character for Naruto, very late in the creative timetable. He had already come up with probably most of the plot, which is why Sasuke is shoehorned in everywhere. Just look at the series of events; he doesn't really DO anything, just makes Naruto depressed for pretty-much seemingly no reason. It's what transformed the series into a rather typical shounen, easily-defined-heros vs. easily-defined-villians, into all that... plus Sasuke.
Just try it once. Remove Sasuke completely from the series, and see what happens. Does it affect Itachi? Not really. Does it affect Madera? Not in the least. Does it affect Naruto and his ascension into sagehood and fulfillment of his heroic destiny? Fuck no! He's just sorta there, floating around. It actually makes me laugh, nowadays.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP, NARUNIGGERS
Man retype are you happy with your life? Cause I'm my ass off at you XD
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And omfg his essay was genius.
Garfield without Garfield meet Marysueland without TopBean Marysue.
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