Anonymous9: Lois: Glenn this is a very unusual thing for me to be seen with you, why are you here anyway? Quagmire: For the next 60 minutes, I will put your worries aside by my penis. Let me just take your clothes off. Lois: Damn my breast expansion! I .... Ohh. Your dick is actually..... arse arse Ohhhhh yes yes! Mm, mm, tasty. (60 minutes later) arse I regret that worry. Let's do it again tomorrow. Quagmire: No time need when it's with me!
Anonymous11(9): Glenn: Lois I'm just gonna come out and say it, Since Peter and everyone else is gone for the week, I figure this would be the perfect time to have sex with you and me! Lois: I'm not so sure Quagmire, Although it has been a while since I had sex with a skinny guy. You know what let's do it! Glenn: Those are the words I wanted to hear from you since the first time I saw you naked in the pool! Let me take those off for you! Whoa you breasts are bigger than I thought! Lois: Yeah, breast expansion. So what do you think of my wet vagina and erected nipples? Glenn: Sexy! My gigantic penis might be a nice connection to them! Lois: I'm gonna take you around the fuckin world Glenn! Uhh! Uhh, Uhh, uh oh yes that's so good! This is so Fucking good! Let me suck this joystick of yours! Glenn: Fine, hold still while I grope your boobs real hard. Lois: MMMmmmmmMMM, MMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM your dick is so delicious! Suck my nipples, their even sweeter. Ohh, Ohh, Ohhhhh, you really were holding this in weren't you? My vagina is really rocking hard with you penis! Glenn: Now are you ready for the finale? Lois: Fuck yeah! Glenn: Oh yeah thats nice big penis, big breasts, winning combination! Almost there, almost, and boom! Lois: Quick! My vagina! Ahhhhhhhh, (kiss) I love you Glenn, sex with you is really amazing! Why don't you stay here this week and have sex round the clock and always be naked? Glenn: Are you kidding? That's the whole reason I came here in the first place! Giggity! (Who else but Qagmire?) He's Quagmire, Quagmire, you never really know what he's gonna do next. He's Quagmire, Quagmire (Giggity, Giggity, Giggity, Giggity Let's have sex!)
Anonymous13: Can someone please explain the appeal of having Lois get with Captain VD here? Seems like that would make her Do Not Want material afterwards.
Anonymous14: Lois: Hey Glenn, I'm ready for your cock, I never realized how sex could be so much fun with you. Glenn: Last night was fun because my penis waned to go in your vagina for so long, let's do it on the table! Lois: Yeah, or we can do it on the couch, what ever you think is good to plow my vagina. Glenn: This is irritating let's just do it on the couch. Lois: let's fuck! Uhhh, uhhhhhhhh Uhh huh, yeah, ok, yeah! Thats it, like that. Yeah! Mmmm, MMMmmmmmMMM, mmmmmmmmmmmmm! Nice! Glenn: Yeah, you like this don't ya? Lois: More thatn annnnything in the fucking world! (later) Lois: this may be the best week we'll ever have huh Glenn? Glenn: Got that right! I just wanna hold on to your body with my hard penis in your vagina and hands on your breasts. Lois: Oh you can do that too. 24 hour sex on me.
Anonymous17: Glenn: HEY LOIS lets make sexual intercourse on your bed. Lois: Yeah sure I will pull down my pantaloons so you can insert your pennis into my vagoo. Glenn: Biggity biggity biggity woops lois I ejaculated all over your face: Lois: Thats Ok ill just jump out this 20 story building. Glenn: Yeah sounds like fun I will do that aswell. Trisha Takanewa: I'm standing here under a 20 story building and CHING CHONG BING BONG GUNG HEY FAT CHOI
Anonymous18(17): Glenn: Hey Lewis you want some sex from my scrotum? Lewis: Sure Ben Shagmire Glenn: here goes nothing. Lois: Brb gunna go shoot Meg with this desert eagle. Glenn: Oh nice
Anonymous23: Quagmire: Lois! How expected. Lois: Glenn don't think this is a opportunity, I came here because I have a bone to pick with you. Quagmire: Hey, I have a bone for you, just put your lips around my groin area and you'll see it. Lois: Glenn! This is not why I came over here, I came over here so that I can tell you that if you wanted to have sex with me behind Peters back... Glenn: Does the reason includes why your wearing a bathrobe? Lois: Let me finish, if wanted to have sex with me behind Peter's back, you should have told me. Glenn: Whoa Lois! When did you start opening up to me? Lois: Yesterday when I saw your ginormous penis through my window and decided to give you what you want, my vagina, and I gave myself a breast expansion just for you too. Glenn: Well, my penis isn't going to wait any longer Lois, get in this bed and begipounding
Anonymous24(23): Quagmire: Lois! How expected. Lois: Glenn don't think this is a opportunity, I came here because I have a bone to pick with you. Quagmire: Hey, I have a bone for you, just put your lips around my groin area and you'll see it. Lois: Glenn! This is not why I came over here, I came over here so that I can tell you that if you wanted to have sex with me behind Peters back... Glenn: Does the reason includes why your wearing a bathrobe? Lois: Let me finish, if wanted to have sex with me behind Peter's back, you should have told me. Glenn: Whoa Lois! When did you start opening up to me? Lois: Yesterday when I saw your ginormous penis through my window and decided to give you what you want, my vagina, and I gave myself a breast expansion just for you too. Glenn: Well, my penis isn't going to wait any longer Lois, get in this bed and let me pound your vagina! Lois: Great! Let me just get out of these panties and bra for you. Glenn: I have a better idea, how about I take them off for you? Lois: Even better! Oh yeah just like that, now lick my pussy! Ah! Ah! Ahhhhhh! Glenn: Let me take you to a room that I have saved especially for you. My backroom. Lois: What are you waiting for? Take me there now! Glenn: Are you ready for my dick Lois? Lois: Less talkie, more fuckie. Ah! Oh yeah, Uh, Uh, Uh, Ohhhh fuck yeah! Give... Give me.. Your dick.... I ugh... Need to suck it! Mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!! Oh fuck yeah! Glenn: These boobs are enormous! I'm sorry but I have to suck these! Lois: Well why did you think I got the..... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, squeeze them, squeeze my breasts harder!!!!!!! arse! This is even better than I imagined! Glenn: I'm about to cum Lois! You better hold on to my dick! Lois: Oh God, this is it!!!!! Penetrant me Glenn! Do it fast because I want all of it in me! Ahhh! Ahhh! Almost... Almost.... and.... BOOM! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That,,, was... Amazing! Glenn: Wasn't it though? Lois: You know Quagmire, Peter and the rest of my family left for a year and I'm all alone. What do you say we run off someplace exotic and have some more sex there? We can even video tape us having sex or masturbating so we can have something to Jack off to when we get back? Glenn: Neat idea Lois! I even filmed us having sex with my new lover, we can leave right now! Lois: Great (kiss) I love you so much right now.
Anonymous26: lois: glenn we really need to talk.quag:oh lois! how expected! come, let me get u a drink.lois:thx.so like i was saying, since peter took the kids and brian camping with the guys ive been all alone.quag:i like where this is going! giggity!lois: anyway,you seem...so...desperate...to...[walks closer to quagmire]fuck...[rips his shirt off]me! quag: woah lois! when did u want to fuck me?[lois] well i need a sex toy glenn and ur the sexiest guy to fuck[rips her shirt off] i got a breast expansion just 4 u![quag] giggity!!! [lois] fuck me glenn, fuck me!!!! ooohhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmooooohhhhhhhhh yaaaaa fuck me harder!!!!!!!!! oooohhhhh fuck my asssssssss[quag] id b glad to![lois] im gonna take u around the fucking world, glenn!!![quag] ohhhhh lois im about 2 cumm!! SUCK ON MY DICK!!!!![lois]oooooooooihhhhhhhhh ur cum is sooooo good! cum all over me!!!!aaammmaaazzziiinnnggg!!![quag] you should come live with me 4 a week,lois! i can fuck u around the clock,we can play with each other, we can cuddle, the whole nine yards![lois]that sounds like a great idea! now fuck my breasts and lick my nipples!!! oooohhhnh this is gonna b great!
It needs a lens flare on Quagmire's knob.