Anonymous9: I get why Saria's in a tube top rather than pasties- after all, those tits are pretty small; But why is Nabooru still covered that much? It's practically criminal, CRIMINAL, I SAY!
Anonymous18: @Anon16: Technically, they're not children, as they're hundreds of years old. I think that immortal beings are an exception to the pedophile rule.
Anonymous20: @Anon18: Saria is hundred years old, but she hasn't... mischievousness of the adults. She lived a lot of ages but with a child's heart. Like CERTAIN CHARACTER OF HIGURASHI (spoiler).
Anonymous22: ur all wrong, link let ganondorf get this far, so that he could then come, kill him and then fuck all the girls while they're still hypnotized. then, once they have all woken up tell them he saved the world, then the girls would all fuck him as a reward
Erox: You can't see him, but Link is right there, behind those drapes and Ganon's throne, Master Sword just about to be thrust through the Evil King's spine...
And thus, Link claims his new harem as spoils of war.
Because in Zelda-verse, Good always wins in the end. No exceptions. And I just don't fucking like Ganon anyways.
Erox: I remember that little bit of info... And it's wrong. She left the forest after becoming a sage, and she didn't die then. So either the Deku Tree was fucking lying, or sagehood sufficent protection. Or maybe its just a plothole.
Anonymous25: @Erox: Actually, it's not too far off the mark that all of the sages died in their temples.
Saria went in alone and unarmed, obvious stabbing fodder.
Darunia went in to the boss room with a goron eating dragon, and wasn't seen when you went in there.
Ruto was convinced that link would love her and went ahead to get the longshot, and dark link was guarding the room in front of it.
Impa went to fight the demons in the well, admitting she didn't have a chance when she was last seen by link.
And Nabooru was pretty much just blasted by the two witches after beating the armored monster she was trapped inside.
and we never saw Rauru in a normal section of the game, only in the cinematic sections.
Anonymous26: @Anonymous: it's pretty unlikely that ruto was done in by dark link, because he's literally link's reflection. play through the water temple again and watch your reflection in the floor; after you walk over the island in the center it vanishes and then you get attacked by dark link, which means he doesn't appear until link goes through that room
Anonymous29: That is because link was returned to the time he first pulled out the m sword and none of the stuff that happened in the future happened and Canon went with link into the temple o time and traveled into the future hence the reason he no longer exists in the past
TheDinkleyBoy: @Erox: Funny thing about Good always winning in the Zelda universe, in the now confirmed Nintendo timeline one of the 3 splits only happens if Link fails during OoT
Anonymous32: Nuh-Uh, Pfft Huh-Uh...Dragmire should be up there cuttin a rug as well, come on here!!
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Ya know what they all have in common???they're all sages...save for Malon who I was kinda hopin would be a sage but knew it was in vain tha whole time!
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This is barely pornographic!
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Anonymous33: @Anonymous: Not true. Saria wouldn't die instantly, she'd just age like anyone else. At the end of OoT, we see her on Darunia's shoulders watching the fireworks.
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Also, pedoanon here. Saria is the best.
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And thus, Link claims his new harem as spoils of war.
Because in Zelda-verse, Good always wins in the end. No exceptions. And I just don't fucking like Ganon anyways.
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Saria went in alone and unarmed, obvious stabbing fodder.
Darunia went in to the boss room with a goron eating dragon, and wasn't seen when you went in there.
Ruto was convinced that link would love her and went ahead to get the longshot, and dark link was guarding the room in front of it.
Impa went to fight the demons in the well, admitting she didn't have a chance when she was last seen by link.
And Nabooru was pretty much just blasted by the two witches after beating the armored monster she was trapped inside.
and we never saw Rauru in a normal section of the game, only in the cinematic sections.
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ALSO
Ya know what they all have in common???they're all sages...save for Malon who I was kinda hopin would be a sage but knew it was in vain tha whole time!
1 MORE THING
This is barely pornographic!
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WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS
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