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Sintime: Rofl!
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Anonymous1: Twilight wants me? ..But anyway, what's the point? bronies and furries are the same and want to fuck horses? That's ignorant man..
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Anonymous2: No, that's satire, man.
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Anonymous3: Can't unsee the cyclopian cock-angel.
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Anonymous4: Wrong, Furries dress up like dogs and shit. while preferring to be fucked 'by' animals. Fucking hate furries. I also hate how they throw cloppers in the same bin with them.
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Anonymous5(1): Yeah, bronies just like the goddamn show (and some of us, like myself, clop too) and some of the fan-made stuff, nothing more. But sure, it's mostly furries, who also happens to like MLP, that draw rule 34 and clop to it. In fact - most bronies are not furfags or even cloppers.
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Anonymous6(2): ^In fact - no one cares.
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Sintime: Fact: Bronnies treat this like a religion and have even created some insane worship of Rainbowdash.
Fact: There's a Christian MLP group for bronies.
Bronies take this too such extremes they shouldn't be placed in the same category as anything, they make it look bad.
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Anonymous7(1): ^It's not Rainbowdash, it's Rainbow Dash, idiot.
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Sintime: rainbowdash
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Sintime: Dashism:

I have witnessed an exceedingly disturbing trend on the horizon, seeming to be growing, when in truth it is moving closer and closer to reality. Religion, through following the words of gods and their prophets for what is thought as a great and moral good or paths to salvation, paying tribute to these celestial beings, this has been a part of humanity for thousands of years. It has brought along though a great many of cults, fanatics, and extreme radicals that became responsible for great crimes targeted like sharp shot arrows aimed at victims, casting some off to the roles of heresy. However in recent times, influenced by the expansive plains of the internet, religion has become intertwined with obsessive longings of true fanatics, not of that of the religious type, but of that of pop culture grazers, the insane fans.

I bring attention, dear members, to this fan spawn, a cult that's members termed, Dashism, claiming that the Christian God is in truth in the form of a certain aqua-rainbow-stylized-equine. Catholic, Orthodox, Baptist, Protestant, Dashism? I see something very wrong here.

An overview of Dashism, as I learned from its 9 sole members, and I must comment as them being very misguided and so immersed into a cartoon fiction, as to nurse up a whole dogma based around Rainbow Dash. To start out this religion if taking the stories of the Holy Bible, the ideals, the morals, and the people, and translating it to fit that of the Ponyville setting. Of course with this corrupt bastardization of the religion comes an overuse of made up horse related terms and puns.

-Holy Tail (Holy Grail) (Oh how so "original" and so "well thought out" of them.)

-Neehaw's Ark (That as they say carried two of each pony breed which later "clopped" after the flood.)
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Sintime: And they wonder why they are trolled...
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Anonymous8(1): Well. How can you be sure god didn't give Faust the inspiration to create MLP:FiM in a divine mission to spread love and tolerance in this crazy world? Isn't that what Jesus preached? Maybe Dashism is the new true religion, or even Bronism. That may explain why so many people get influenced by the show, even when they don't understand it themselves and why so many get creative ideas and spread happiness around the world. I truly belive that Equestria is a real place and that people who embrace the message of love and tolerance go there when they die.
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Anonymous9: ^No christians on Rule 34. Troll, be a dumb shit, or GTFO.
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Danielakiiki: Meh, Dashism is nothing compared to the Cult of Gadget Hackwrench: http://www.odditycentral.com/news/russian-cult-worships-female-cartoon-character.html
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Anonymous10(1): anon5 I'm muslim, but only jews are allowed? Well, I know they produce porn, murder people and steal their organs and drink childrens blood. So I leave this decadent hellhole. Allahu akbar! May god strike you down.
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Sintime: @Danielakiiki
Nice try, but liking a character to 'waifu' extremes is nothing as like hailing a character as a divine being sent to save the world and mixing already religious themes in with it.
Try harder next time.
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deathstriker: @Sintime
If that is true then these bronies have made more fools of themselves than George W. Bush ever would or his enemies hoped he would.Is there a link to that?

@Anon9
Dont be so sure about it. I for once am one, ex-Greek Orthodox, ex-atheist, now denominational* Christian to be exact.

@Anon8
Nice way to do a diservice to Christianity but I stand in no better potition to judge you.

*Dont remember the exact term, but its the faithfull that does not considers himself part of any church.
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deathstriker: Also isnt that guy Oswald Harmuniam or whatever he is called from the show "Fanboy and Chum-Chum"? Shouldnt he get a tag himself?
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Anonymous11(2): hey thread

y so religion
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Anonymous12: Cant help but notice all the hate....i just dont get it (bronies irritate me when they're 50 yr old men -_-''
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Sintime: @deathstriker
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dashism-Religion-of-Rainbow-Dash/148456798574532

http://i-call-bull.deviantart.com/journal/Equine-Worship-Dashism-274305594
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Danielakiiki: @Sintime, read the article, “She is the divine being, the most untouched and perfect sibling of the great God on Earth”. “Why I love her? It’s a stupid question, how could I not love the Goddess?”. “She is strict, cute, optimistic and her level of technical knowledge is unachievable for a mortal being.”

Nothing 'waifu' about that cult (check out the pics too).
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deathstriker: Fail deeply fail, but to be honest after looking at its front page the guy said he was just joking, fail troll or someone who was caught red-handed and now tries to...http://lickatangue.deviantart.com/favourites/?offset=72#/d1mk5ec <---- this.
Idiocy to be honest.
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Sintime: Re Read again, That's called 'waifu' there's a LOT of people that consider them their goddess, but they don't affliate religous books and dogmas along with it.

Try again.
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Sintime: @Deathstriker have you seen the MLP christian's group? I don't think it's really a joke, I think he's just using that as a counter for when he takes criticism he can just say "Ah! I'm Joking! lolol hAha"
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deathstriker: Well Sintime I just saw the page and his comment at 17/12/11 at 07:02 which tolds:
"People are hating on my page.

Religionfags, they can't take a freaking joke."


In any case he is a freaking idiot, one of the biggest idiots I have seen in a long time.
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Anonymous13(1): lol, Sintime is a retard, prolly got trolled badly.
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Anonymous14: You are all trying too hard.
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deathstriker: ^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClXAaGoT5eE
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Anonymous15: Dashism makes as much sense as any other religion. More than most, in fact. At least Rainbow Dash and her brony followers aren't blowing people up or telling people who they can and can't marry.
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deathstriker: ^Given enough political power and they will do. Just like a-theism did.
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Sintime: Yeah, worshipping a cartoon pony from a childrens show makes completel sense, the human race will be back in the stone ages in no time ....
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Anonymous16(15): cartoon pony, cartoon deity, what's the difference? Just trading one fictional character for another. The point was that it makes as much sense as any other religion because none of them make sense.

As far as political power corrupting the non-religious, at least they can't claim a deity commanded them to be assholes. They have to take responsibility for their own shitty behavior.
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deathstriker: ^And that makes it even worse than religious dont you think? And when they get enough political power then words like "responsobility" have a different meaning for them than the rest. Like today's "war on terrorism".
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Anonymous17: What does the war on terror have to do with non-religious people? The religious are in power. Did Bush claim that the cartoon deity told him to start a war or not?
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Anonymous18: Ahem...
DAFUQ HAS BEEN GOING ON IN THE COMMENT SECTION.
-I SEE PONIES.
-SOMEHOW I SEE COMMENTS ON RELIGION
-MAKES ME USE CANTERLOT VOICE
Look, the fact is, we're on a porn site. We all love porn. There's young and old and married and single and black and white and asian. When we see porn here, we are no longer segregated. We. Are. Men. Now, I propose a truce, all in favor say "I".
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deathstriker: ^Re-read what have I said. If you dont get it till tommorow I will spell it out for you. 'Night.
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Anonymous19(17): Religious oppression is worse. Why? Because much of the population will accept, or even agree with, the oppression they are under. Look up "divine right of kings". Look at islamic states.

At least when the non-religious are in power, the population will try to fight back however they can. Brute force is required to keep them in line. They won't cooperate with their oppressors.
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Anonymous20(18): Complete silence..
Reminds me of lesson zero when everyone suddenly dropped the issue and went seperate ways.
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Anonymous21(2): Discussion about religion + porn site = wat

Anon 15/16/17/19 (same person?) made the most sense of it all, though.
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Anonymous22: Sorry, but as an atheist, worshipping Rainbow Dash seems more corporeally sound and sensible than an old bearded that made hobbies of impregnating virgins and ordering men to murder their children.
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Anonymous23(17): Yes, I was 15/16/17/19

"responsible" has several definitions.

deathstriker is apparently using "answerable or accountable, as for something within one's power, control, or management (often followed by to or for): He is responsible to the president for his decisions."

That was not what I meant.

I am using: "chargeable with being the author, cause, or occasion of something (usually followed by for): Termites were responsible for the damage."

The non-religious oppressors have responsibilty in this sense because they are the cause of the oppression. They cannot blame it on someone or something else.
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Anonymous24: Fact: Sintime has too much damn time on his hands
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bAv-R34: >religion debates
/swiftly abandons thread
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Anonymous25(18): Wait for me, bAv!
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Anonymous26(1): I'd worship Dashies flankhole.
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deathstriker: @Anon19
Historically incorrect and demonstratably false. This century alone we had over 90 SEVERE acts of oppresion with 52 of them done by non-religious groups that have gathered supreme political power.
You know what the general populus did?
Thats right, nothing, out of fear maybe, out of peer pressure maybe*,out of convinience maybe or even because they bought the lies of a "utopia" in Earth. Main point is that they done nothing. And that is not debatable, thats a fact.

@Anon23And I said: "responsobility" have a different meaning for them than the rest
Unless you want to go with the claim that the murderous politicians took responsobility for their actions, which they did not. Of course they cant blame it to anybody but then they never had to suffer repercussions for it.
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deathstriker: One last thing #23.
I hope you know that Islamists today are trying to overthrow their corrupted leaders** while we sit there doing nothing against our own leaders, right?
Except if you are one of that rare type of warrior that type with one hand and fights injustice with the other.

*Pony fans see what "peer pressure" means, you might find yourself in that situation.
** I am not sure that the one who will come afterwards will be better though.
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Anonymous27: I care so little about what a furry is.
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Anonymous28(17): "Main point is that they done nothing. And that is not debatable, thats a fact."

I said the population will try to fight back however they can. Maybe they can't. But that's not the same as accepting it. That's being unable to reject it. They sure don't accept it because some alleged deity has proclaimed it "right".

"Of course they cant blame it to anybody but then they never had to suffer repercussions for it."

So what? The point is that they can't justify their behavior because some "higher power" gave them permission to fuck the population. Only an idiot would fall for that, but plenty of idiots did during the "divine right of kings" era.

"I hope you know that Islamists today are trying to overthrow their corrupted leaders"

Not all of them. Note that Iran and Saudi Arabia are perfectly happy with their corrupted leaders. There was a little unrest in Iran, but it was brief. And they have governments that are far more islamic than those that were overthrown.

"while we sit there doing nothing against our own leaders, right"

Because so much of the populace agrees with the leaders. For religious reasons. The leaders restrict the rights of gays and everyone cheers.
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Anonymous29: why is there so many comments here that are huge? i didn't even read any of it and i'm going to assume it's dumbass arguments, but apparently you all failed to realize who drew this
it was onta
he's a fucking faggot
let that be the end of it
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deathstriker: I said the population will try to fight back however they can. Maybe they can't. But that's not the same as accepting it. That's being unable to reject it. They sure don't accept it because some alleged deity has proclaimed it "right".

Bad imitation of Pontius Pilate dont you think? Inaction counts the same as guilt by cooperation. After all the general populus is more in comparison than their oppresors.

So what? The point is that they can't justify their behavior because some "higher power" gave them permission to fuck the population. Only an idiot would fall for that, but plenty of idiots did during the "divine right of kings" era.

That excuse ended somewhere around 500 AD. The last race to hold it were the Germanic tribes on Byzantine empire. BUT I have seen the excuse it is the law we can do nothing about it, because lets face it non-religious may have stoped worshiping God but they sure as hell worship DER State.

Not all of them. Note that Iran and Saudi Arabia are perfectly happy with their corrupted leaders. There was a little unrest in Iran, but it was brief. And they have governments that are far more islamic than those that were overthrown.
Iran and SA opress their minorities not their population, from the Iranian and Arabian point of view the seer fact that their growth rate is preety good and that they fair better than the rest of the Islamic world is enough. They just dont have reason to fight back.

Because so much of the populace agrees with the leaders. For religious reasons. The leaders restrict the rights of gays and everyone cheers.

Since when did that happened, last time I checked gays have the same rights as all minorities do, even more to be honest.*

*Dont start scream "fursecution" it is a weak reply and furries arent even a minority let alone oppressed.
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Anonymous30(17): "Iran and SA opress their minorities not their population...They just dont have reason to fight back."

Certainly the men don't. It sux for the women, though. And they are not exactly a minority. And would you want to live in those places even as a man? If not, why not?

"Since when did that happened, last time I checked gays have the same rights as all minorities do, even more to be honest"

Oh, really? Same-sex marriage is now allowed nationwide and treated exactly the same as opposite-sex marriage? Gay people are allowed equal opportunity to adopt children? When did these things happen and why wasn't I informed?

Maybe you oughta do a better job of checking.

Oh, and I don't have any interest in "fursecution" or furries. I just like to fap to some anthropomorphic cartoon characters.
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Anonymous31: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FAP
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Anonymous32: Dashism is Fucking Blasphemy... Everyone knows that Lunaism is the way to go... SHES AN IMMORTAL GODDESS PEOPLE!
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Anonymous33: Anon32: I like that.
But anyway, I love coming to these things and reading all the trolls, because it makes me lol. Its my ChaoticNeutral. Also: Discord would be proud of this whole thread. All this chaos, he'd have a laugh heartier than mine for it.
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Anonymous34: yall dumb lol


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