PapayaBean: TRUE STORY: The day I got my first period, I called 911 because I thought I was hemorrhaging internally. They tell you you bleed, yes, but no one ever tells you how much.
PapayaBean: @som: They were very typical loli genitals: hairless and smelling faintly of peaches and cream. They were also laden with Vagina Dentata. I guess you could say I was armed TO THE TEETH! AHA! HA! HA! HA!
@nebula: Periods are sexy? I've never heard that one before. I like my periods, personally. Makes me feel all primitive and connected to the whole cosmic-tree-whale thing.
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@nebula: Periods are sexy? I've never heard that one before. I like my periods, personally. Makes me feel all primitive and connected to the whole cosmic-tree-whale thing.
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