ass_fan: i always wonder what swift says every time i see something tagged "spider" or something similar. then i think how i don't mind when "phone" or "globe" or something like that is tagged. i do think each dinosaur should be tagged individually though. what really drives me nuts is when things that started as porn is put in and tagged. like "queens blade", "viperGTS", "la blue girl", "bible black", etc
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Anonymous9(8): Story( based on anon 7's comment with it being land before time characters)
Duckie: hey Cera, lets go to the watering hole!
Cera: no, it's boring.
Duckie: aww, come on please, at least act happy.
Cera: ok, but I won't stay long.
So they walked through the prehistoric forest until the saw the watering hole, where the saw something unexpected.
Duckie: look, it's Spike and Petrie! They're here too!
Cera: hello girls!
Petrie: hey guys, care for a swim?
Duckie: here I come!
Duckie and Cera jumped in and and swam around with the other two.
(meanwhile)
???: ok, that is one awesome sight guys, right?
All: yessir!
"he" had come again, he brought a record of 30 troops and 2 all terrain jeeps.
???: ok, you know the plan, we don't need all of them just at least the green one and the yellow one. You eight, get into the jeeps, four to each one, keep them in the water. You ten, get the gray one and the orange one and you twelve try to tackle the yellow one. ATTACK!!!
Duckie: who are they! Oh my god, we're trapped, someone help us!
Cera: it's no use, no one will come, we have to fight ourselves!
Things went wrong immediately, one of the gunners in the back of jeep #2 took a too precise shot and hit spike right in the back she fell and sank to the bottom of the pool, she had been killed.
Duckie: SPIKE! NOOOOO!!!!
Then Petrie was able to escape since we had brought no nets, but we had trapped Cera and Duckie stood frozen in the middle of the pool with fear.i put the injection into my fore arm and grew to about her size and started wading towards her.
???: there is no escape you will join me!
I pulled out my gun, took aim and-
?: sorry I'm late girls!
Duckie and Cera: Littlefoot!
Littlefoot dashed out of the thicket grabbed one of my jeeps and hurled it into the jungle.
Littlefoot: you messed with the wrong Dino's!
???: I will not be told off by you!
I ran towards him and we fought for five minutes punching and striking each other.
???: you are beginning to annoy me, its time to say goodbye!
I whipped out the new invention I just developed and shot a bright light at Littlefoot and he stood still at attention.
???: now where else in rule 34 should I send you? I know, furryrachet, that picture of banjo, this'll be very interesting.
Littlefoot: noooooooooo!!!!
He collapsed in one himself and dissapeared.
Duckie: Littlefoot! What did you do?!
???: I just got rid of him.
I whipped around and shot a lust dart into her stomach.
I waded in and pulled her to me and she put her head on my chest. With that, I erected a blue non see through bubble around us. I poked my head out one final time.
???: two of you take Cera, two of you go down to fetch that body,the rest of you fall back.
???: ok Duckie, party time.
I got behind her and wrapped my arms around her. One around her waist and one around her her stomach just above the other one. I then shoved my dick into her and began pumping.
Duckie: oh, this is wonderful! Ah ah ah ah FUCK!!!!!
???: you're so tight! I have to release!
I grabbed her and pulled her to me so that we were totally pressed against each other.
Duckie: aha AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh... I can't go on, take me where ever you go.
I walked out side with my arm around her I saw Cera sitting aginast a tree, passed out. I took Duckie and shrunk both of us to normal person size, I called my ship and we all took off to the next place in rule 34
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Duckie: hey Cera, lets go to the watering hole!
Cera: no, it's boring.
Duckie: aww, come on please, at least act happy.
Cera: ok, but I won't stay long.
So they walked through the prehistoric forest until the saw the watering hole, where the saw something unexpected.
Duckie: look, it's Spike and Petrie! They're here too!
Cera: hello girls!
Petrie: hey guys, care for a swim?
Duckie: here I come!
Duckie and Cera jumped in and and swam around with the other two.
End of part 1
(meanwhile)
???: ok, that is one awesome sight guys, right?
All: yessir!
"he" had come again, he brought a record of 30 troops and 2 all terrain jeeps.
???: ok, you know the plan, we don't need all of them just at least the green one and the yellow one. You eight, get into the jeeps, four to each one, keep them in the water. You ten, get the gray one and the orange one and you twelve try to tackle the yellow one. ATTACK!!!
Duckie: who are they! Oh my god, we're trapped, someone help us!
Cera: it's no use, no one will come, we have to fight ourselves!
Things went wrong immediately, one of the gunners in the back of jeep #2 took a too precise shot and hit spike right in the back she fell and sank to the bottom of the pool, she had been killed.
Duckie: SPIKE! NOOOOO!!!!
Then Petrie was able to escape since we had brought no nets, but we had trapped Cera and Duckie stood frozen in the middle of the pool with fear.i put the injection into my fore arm and grew to about her size and started wading towards her.
???: there is no escape you will join me!
I pulled out my gun, took aim and-
?: sorry I'm late girls!
Duckie and Cera: Littlefoot!
Littlefoot dashed out of the thicket grabbed one of my jeeps and hurled it into the jungle.
Littlefoot: you messed with the wrong Dino's!
???: I will not be told off by you!
I ran towards him and we fought for five minutes punching and striking each other.
???: you are beginning to annoy me, its time to say goodbye!
I whipped out the new invention I just developed and shot a bright light at Littlefoot and he stood still at attention.
???: now where else in rule 34 should I send you? I know, furryrachet, that picture of banjo, this'll be very interesting.
Littlefoot: noooooooooo!!!!
He collapsed in one himself and dissapeared.
Duckie: Littlefoot! What did you do?!
???: I just got rid of him.
I whipped around and shot a lust dart into her stomach.
I waded in and pulled her to me and she put her head on my chest. With that, I erected a blue non see through bubble around us. I poked my head out one final time.
???: two of you take Cera, two of you go down to fetch that body,the rest of you fall back.
???: ok Duckie, party time.
I got behind her and wrapped my arms around her. One around her waist and one around her her stomach just above the other one. I then shoved my dick into her and began pumping.
Duckie: oh, this is wonderful! Ah ah ah ah FUCK!!!!!
???: you're so tight! I have to release!
I grabbed her and pulled her to me so that we were totally pressed against each other.
Duckie: aha AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh... I can't go on, take me where ever you go.
I walked out side with my arm around her I saw Cera sitting aginast a tree, passed out. I took Duckie and shrunk both of us to normal person size, I called my ship and we all took off to the next place in rule 34
END