Greyblood: aye, Gremrat, Canada has bags of milk as far as the eye can see. You can actually see that we store it in Greenland, that's why it's so white, because the old bags of milk break and flood Greenland.
Greyblood: Oh, I know you are. A couple of tips if you're moving to Canada:
NEVER lick a frozen pole.
NEVER eat yellow snow.
NEVER eat snow, as that is not snow...
and ALWAYS lock your doors at night, because you never know when someone will try to break in.
Krawczyk: Actually, leave your doors open. You never know when you'll be able to troll the world at large because Michael Moore just walked into your living room. :X
"Did you know nobody in Canada gets sick because our health care system pays them to stay healthy?"
"Fascinating! Tell me more!"
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NEVER lick a frozen pole.
NEVER eat yellow snow.
NEVER eat snow, as that is not snow...
and ALWAYS lock your doors at night, because you never know when someone will try to break in.
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"Did you know nobody in Canada gets sick because our health care system pays them to stay healthy?"
"Fascinating! Tell me more!"
Hurry then, look at my ass!