CrotchboobAddict: @sgtrip: Seriously though, I hate it when you buy what you think will be enough, but you don't get drunk enough, it's a fucking pain in the ass.. I'm gonna get some more tomorrow tough, to the halloween shit and watch some trashy movies.. but I think I'll get some hard liquor so I can get fucking wasted for once..
sgtrip: @CrotchboobAddict: various ones like(the black bullet,le harvast ale,and other hard beers) but i save those for when its nessecery i mostly just drink alot of bud
CrotchboobAddict: @Anonymous: I've heard american beer is kinda shit, and I don't know which to try. I've tasted Budweiser though it's common here, it's ok. I can drink anything really. I bought some beer from that's from San Francisco too.. We don't get too much imported beer so..
bAv-R34: Eh, I usually stay away from alcohol because I am a very picky eater and I stick to sweeter food and drink. I can tell how something tastes just from it's smell, and alcoholic drinks all kinda smell like shit to me.
Lapp: @CrotchboobAddict: Just do what I do, drink beer or wine and keep a bottle of Stolichnaya around to finish up whatever sobriety is left, lol
And can't say I care for most American beers. But I'm not really a beer person. Wine and liquor if I need a drink is preferable. c:
@Gomenasai: By blood, I'm half Etruscan (north italy) and half East-Mediterranean (honestly, that's about the closest name for it because the genes derive from the region of Anatolia/Turkey, but from a more European-blooded Phrygia area). Anyways, I have to actively quantify what I'm drinking because I go through so much to get any effect, that I don't want to risk alcohol poisoning. Which is weird as fuck, because I'm heinously skinny like you, and have no idea how I can handle the slightest bit of alcohol without the fat to absorb it. I fear for my liver.
CrotchboobAddict: @Lapp: In my case it's so hard to know what you need, since it depends on how much I've eaten etc. Tomorrow I just going to buy a bottle of whisky or rum, then you can't fail ;3
Lapp: @Gomenasai: Awww. I'm sorry to hear that, Gomen! ;c
Somewhat funnily, all of my grandparents died of smoking: the women didn't actually smoke, but their husbands' smoke gave them cancer just as surely; as loving husbands they must have been! Heh. They all died a long while before my birth, in their 50's, I think it was. Dunno.
Anonymous11: @Lapp: That's fucked up how different it can be... My grandfather smoked like crazy since he was just a teenager, like at most 2 packs every day and he's 75+ now or something.. I don't remember AND he still fucking smokes.. I'm actually amazed he's still alive. And my father picked up the habit too since his parents smoked all the time indoors.
Lapp: @Anonymous: Eh, it's not regrettable altogether. My grandparents were not the world's nicest people that you should wish any more years than they had. :\
Lokuul: @bAv-R34: I, even though this is the first time I have seen this sgtrip person, agree with your sentiments. On a scale of one to boobs, he gets a negative dick.
bAv-R34: @sgtrip:Why did you turn down the glorious opportunity to fuck my ass, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated at the bottom of my Special Education class and even then it was just to get rid of me, and I’ve been involved in numerous orgies with Al-Quaeda, and I have had over 300 cases of herpes and my already-small dick has nearly disintegrated. I am trained in gorilla humping and I’m the featured dancer in the Faggot Follies chorus line. You are the focus of my life and I want nothing more than your dick in my ass. I will blow you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with rejecting my obsession over your dick? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of big-titted topless dancers across the USA so you better prepare for the show, maggot. The orgasm that electrifies the wondrous thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I want you to fuck my ass in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just the warmup. Not only am I extensively trained in ballet, but I have access to dozens of dresses in pastel colors and wear them in beauty pageants and I would love to kiss your gorgeous ass, you little shit (that's my pet name for you to show my adoration; do you like it my love?). If only you could have known what fanatical love your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I want you to cum all over me so I can drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
@Lokuul: That is the most unusual but hilarious euphanism I have ever heard.
Anonymous13: @bAv-R34: That fake rant has been copied and pasted so many times I finished reciting it with my eyes shut. Now go back to your mom's basement and stop making our servicemen look bad.
Hierolocc: Point is, that whole rant is kinda like a minor STD. Its harmless and anybody with a brain doesn't take it seriously, and when you wanna be stupid, you can show it to somebody to see their reaction.
moximoore: If you like the taste of bitter sour ass in the back of your throat, try Sam Adams Harvest Pumpkin ale...Or you know, a bitter sour ass if you have one on hand. :/
Anonymous16: @bAv-R34
If you are so secret and all that bullshit you are sworn not to SPEAK ABOUT IT....dumbass and only an idiot will believe that bullshit too
...and I like alcohol.
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@CrotchboobAddict: ive got some extra u can hav
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cant stand bud its like drinking water
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And can't say I care for most American beers. But I'm not really a beer person. Wine and liquor if I need a drink is preferable. c:
@Gomenasai: By blood, I'm half Etruscan (north italy) and half East-Mediterranean (honestly, that's about the closest name for it because the genes derive from the region of Anatolia/Turkey, but from a more European-blooded Phrygia area). Anyways, I have to actively quantify what I'm drinking because I go through so much to get any effect, that I don't want to risk alcohol poisoning. Which is weird as fuck, because I'm heinously skinny like you, and have no idea how I can handle the slightest bit of alcohol without the fat to absorb it. I fear for my liver.
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Somewhat funnily, all of my grandparents died of smoking: the women didn't actually smoke, but their husbands' smoke gave them cancer just as surely; as loving husbands they must have been! Heh. They all died a long while before my birth, in their 50's, I think it was. Dunno.
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I rarely imbibe however, beyond special celebratory events. I generally like to keep my wits about me.
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@Lokuul: That is the most unusual but hilarious euphanism I have ever heard.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
And I am a Tier 1
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If you are so secret and all that bullshit you are sworn not to SPEAK ABOUT IT....dumbass and only an idiot will believe that bullshit too
also a navy vet*
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Still, sweaty AJ is best.