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TagsBirdo, Bowser, Koopa, NaniMoose, Super_Mario_Bros., comic
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Robot_Chicken: higher rez version of >>95830
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Greyblood: TWO DOLLARS.

You're kidding, right?
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Deadpool: ^ 2 minutes = 2 dollars o_0
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NukeDukem: Looks moar like 2 seconds. Ô_õ
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carrot_assasin: honk
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Fishysticksauce: birdo's a dude lets not forget that
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An_Onymous: In b4 tired old "debate" concerning Birdo.
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Trial111: Dick visible, no need to here.
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evilpika: I always thought of Birdo as a species, not an individual, therefore having both male and females. What's so hard to believe about a species of pink, egg-spitting dinosaurs with an affinity for bows? There are certainly stranger things in the Mario universe.
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Ysanne: Alas, it is true.
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Fishysticksauce: i concur, my apologies for almost spawning faggotry
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Anonymous1: No, Birdo definately is the strangest thing in the Mario universe.

Now let's go eat mushrooms and smash our heads into bricks that are actually magically altered mushroom people.
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An_Onymous: Even though it seems like Nintendo has generally treated "Birdo" as referring to a single individual who is the sole member of her (sometimes his) species, I like the idea of a full species of Birdos with a population rivaling that of the Yoshis.
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Rule34d: HONK!
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sexy_evil: i'd pay 2 dollars for birdo.
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Rat: HONK
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Anonymous2: In the original SMB2 NES game manual, Birdo is explained as being male.
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Anonymous3: Birdo is a case where there are males and females. Finish.

This Birdo female seems to be ... a prostitute!
It is a horror ...

Bowser seems to be enough to go home with a prosituée.
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Jonny5NeedInput: Your wrong! This is a male Birdo! Bowser paid for a trap! HONK HONK!
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Anonymous4: Male or Female?

The correct answer is: Anal.
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sexy_evil: it is a male birdo, i can see the tip of a penis in the last pic, and i can see balls and a penis in the second pic.
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ilikefood: The females shoot eggs, the males shoot fireballs.

Proof: the ones that shoot eggs exclusively are pink. The ones that shoot fireballs exclusively are grey.

And the red one is your mom.
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Anonymous5(4): Can the male ones suck your cock without flaming it?
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Anonymous6: He has to SODOMIZE Birdo because Birdo is male and nature doesn't give vaginas to males. Just as nature doesn't give antlers to female moose. - Kimmy
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Cromm: Thank you Anon 4, for giving sense to this. Some one should make one of those de-motivational posters. "ANAL:it's never gay if you're not the bitch."
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EpicFailMomma: What evilpika said. In the game their were 20 birdos? 30? And they came in two colors green and pink. Not that I don't appreciate all the male gay birdo. Very hot. But, seriously, Birdo's can be either and I'm sure like humans occasionally both.
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Anonymous7: HONKK. I wonder if it sounds like a clown horn when you have sex with it. All Birdo needs now is a tricycle and some balls to juggle to complete the act.
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Anonymous8: For fuck sake! can't u make a female birdo?

FUCK!!!!!!
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Anonymous9: HONK.
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Anonymous10: HONK, yo
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Furri-Fondler: can all the jerk-offs that are BENT on continuously gas baging about birdos gender SHUT THE FUCK UP!
WE GET IT BUT WE DONT CARE OK?? SO ACCEPT IT AND IF YOU DONT LIKE BIRDO QUIT LOOKING UP BIRDO ON THIS RAUNCHY SITE MORONS! you claim its creepy but HEEEEEERE you are looking HAH
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Anonymous11: BIRDO ARE LIKE YOSHI EVERYONE OF THEM HAVE BOTH MALE AND FEMALE TRAITS sorry for yelling everyone
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Anonymous12(11): anon 11 : I think of birdo and yoshi as a bacteria since yoshi is a boy that lays eggs and same goes for birdo
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Anonymous13(11): dont forget that nintendo did make a fetus in earthbound for the final boss and the battle does take place in a giant vagina (giygas from mother 2 a.k.a. earthbound with ness ) ps i am annon 11 and 12 so sorry people
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Anonymous14(11): bowser: god i have 8 kids time for another daughter
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Anonymous15: Shut up and enjoy the picture.
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Anonymous16: annon 11-14 :YOUUUUUUUUU STFFFFFFFFU 15
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Anonymous17(16): SHOOOOOOOWTIME (or RAPETIME)
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Anonymous18: TWOOOOOO DOLLARS?

I was expecting something along the line of $200.

Does that mean that I have aids now?
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Nizzemancer: anon1: Mario smashes bricks with his hand not his head.
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loverofperfectfeet: ...I see that NONE saw the "inb4 tired old debate about the sexism of birdo"...fuck it and fap
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Anonymous19: This birdo is female even though it has a dick.
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Anonymous20: Congratulations, the amount of fucks anybody gives just plummeted from zero to zero.


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