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  1. Harry_n_Wild

    Harry_n_Wild Sex Machine

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    They can ride their vibrator in public?
    They don't have to hide what they ride?
    They know how to get somewhere while enjoying the ride?
    They enjoy __

    Fill in the blank.
     
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  2. Hamilton Steele

    Hamilton Steele Sex Lover

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    I think this one is more me.
    [​IMG]


    Hmm there doesn't seem to be any novels which have guys with beards.

    Caught you looking.
     
    1. dogmomma2
      Lol...nah, no reason to lmao! Peace!
       
      dogmomma2, Mar 2, 2023
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    2. Valspar
      Lol.
      At least you kept your sense of humor while being railed for your joke.
       
      Valspar, Mar 2, 2023
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    3. dogmomma2
      Okay lol
       
      dogmomma2, Mar 2, 2023
    4. Valspar
      Sorry. Not you... I meant the OP. ;)
       
      Valspar, Mar 2, 2023
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  3. notdescriptive

    notdescriptive motorcyclist

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    What! His avatar is not really him! Why??????
     
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  4. ShadySara

    ShadySara Genteel English Rose

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    well he told me to do it
     
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  5. littlepenis

    littlepenis Porn Star

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    yea, why is he not banned ? moderator????
     
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    1. Strangely Brown
      Because all he did was make a bad joke.
       
      Strangely Brown, Mar 7, 2023
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  6. Millman2020

    Millman2020 Amateur

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    Not a hot guy but I love ALL the differnt women's body types. To me a naked women is a sign of a confident and strong women, yet also a very smart woman because what ever she wants I'll do lol
     
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  7. Millman2020

    Millman2020 Amateur

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    Also, u seem very shallow for coming to a porn site forum just to try n body shame. The women here on this site are some of the sexiest women out there and yes they are different shapes sizes ages and even color( guessing ur going there next) if you don't like them shut up and leave because the rest of us do enjoy them beautiful bodies
     
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  8. Hamilton Steele

    Hamilton Steele Sex Lover

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    Yea the 90s had some great shows. Thanks !

    Where is my morning coffee !! Arghh !! LOL
     
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  9. JustMe(f)

    JustMe(f) Porn Star

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    On behalve of the fat woman of the world, you are missing out big time! Us fat woman, luckily are not when it comes to you.

    #Bebetter
     
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  10. Hamilton Steele

    Hamilton Steele Sex Lover

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    I actually find their comments funny.

    After all, these are adults who are freaking out over a very very old joke that's been said by tons of people.

    I mean how can anyone not find this thread really funny !
    Everyone is just commenting for a few laughs so I'm just ridding the wave.
    I hoped some others would get a chuckle and it's turned into a comedy act! That makes me really happy.
     
    1. Valspar
      As said below...you gotta read the room.
      There's a 'Dads jokes' in GD where it could've flopped and people wouldn't be calling for your banishment over it. :hilarious:
       
      Valspar, Mar 2, 2023
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    2. Strangely Brown
      If you've come to poke at overly sensitive twats. I'd say you're in a very target rich environment
       
      Strangely Brown, Mar 7, 2023
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  11. Volt_4

    Volt_4 ~Tansi ~

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    Actually you apparently enjoy rolling around in your own shit.
    Move along little boy.
     
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  12. belfastboy

    belfastboy Porno Junky

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    I think it’s more that it’s a shite joke told in the wrong place.

    I love offensive comedy. Jerry Sadowitz kinda stuff. I don’t agree with the views of the comedian per se, but I love to laugh at things I shouldn’t be laughing at.

    Your joke, however, is at the expense of larger people on a forum where some people come to try and feel more comfortable about their bodies.

    What you have failed to do, is to read the room. If you had, you may have come up with a better joke that would have hit the mark.

    Instead, you’ve come across like a right cunt. And that’s before you take into consideration that you’re running around looking like a poor man’s X-Pac.
     
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    1. Strangely Brown
      You like offensive comedy but baulked at this joke? Lol if you say so.

      mate, you're the one coming off like a snowflake.

      I'm fat as fuck but still laughed at the shit joke.
       
      Strangely Brown, Mar 7, 2023
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  13. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    What is wrong with you? You don't come to the sexuality forums to body shame large women.
    No. You come to the sexuality forums to slut shame any women who have the same sex drive and desires men do.
     
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  14. VisMajor

    VisMajor Sex Machine

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    There's no slut or kink shaming here.
    Unless you're into being degraded, then you've been a naughty little slut
     
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    1. speakeasy
      I disagreed with it because there is a lot of slut shaming going on around here.
      Half the people on my "ignore" list are there because they can't refer to women as women. They're sluts, whores, cum dumpsters etc.
      If you don't immediately offer yourself to a guy who ask if he can "fuck your hole" then you're a bitch.
      Now, not saying it's all of them or even a majority of them, but it happens a lot around here. (and other similar sites)
       
      speakeasy, Mar 2, 2023
    2. VisMajor
      In a serious manner, you're completely right. For not being on the receiving end it is funny and astonishing to see the desperation of the guys writing in the "Woman seeking woman" - and can only imagine the chaos you have in your mailbox. And it is a big issue.

      On the other hand, it is not funny, and I like to make the issue into being slightly humorous.:)
       
      VisMajor, Mar 2, 2023
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  15. VisMajor

    VisMajor Sex Machine

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    You wish you could ride both, but never had the chance for either?
     
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  16. Coolvibes

    Coolvibes Porno Junky

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    Tires......rolls.....
     
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  17. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    You might have had a better response if you posted this in one of the many joke threads. I’ve gotten away with saying much worse, but I posted it in a joke thread because it was a joke
     
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  18. Strangely Brown

    Strangely Brown Porn Star

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    I RIDE A MOPED!! HOW DARE YOU VEHICLE SHAME ME!!
     
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    1. Hamilton Steele
      bahahahahahahahahahahahaha
      I should have seen that joke coming but it caught me off guard. I laughed so hard that I slid down in my chair.
       
      Hamilton Steele, Mar 7, 2023
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