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crazy russians
but still win
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Doom, Dune, Command & Conquer, Z, Earthworm Jim, Day of the Tentacle, Halo, Evil Genius, Monkey Island, Another World, Aliens vs Predator, Worms, Mechwarrior, Lemmings, Pac Man, Final Fantasy, Star Wars, Megaman, Rayman, Sam & Max, Dungeon Keeper, Sims, Leisure Suit Larry and maybe some Warhammer 40,000 in there
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And what the hell is that thing at the bottom left??
The author of this pic must've been gaming for a loooooong time
This is AWESOME!
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Also, Postal Dude, the Commandos, the Painkiller guy (And the faces on Kain and the thers) and the Vault-Dweller are just way too awesome.
There needs to be more porn of him...
This was drawn as a poster for a Russian gaming magazine called Navigator of The Gaming World. It's a PC only magazine hence the absence of Console game characters(before anyone asks FF 7 was ported to PC).
Here is a brief translation and explanation of things:
People on a bench are the the cartoonist who draws for the magazine and one of the directors.
Jagged Alliance guy says: "Damn kapitalist!"
Sam and Max joke is not translatable. It's a reference to a cult but crappy series of Russian quests.
Girl from Beyond Good and Evil says: "Men are pigs"
Nova from Starcraft: Ghost is walking away after being expelled.
Villains from different video games are standing in line for casting to a show "Hello, we are looking for talents"
A bum near some scrap has a sign that says:"Will work for implants"
Kain says:"Now I will show you the dark side of the force!"
Daikatana guys hold a sigh: "Will destroy the reputation of a cult video game developer(expensive)". It's done in the same manner as those service ads in papers.
The sign in the lower right corner is not important.
That's pretty much it.
This is when gaming webcomics should be like, not of that cookie cutter crap.
Also
MORTE FUCK YEAH
just cannot bring myself to do it
AND THERE'S FUCKING PORN IN IT, ARE YOU BLIND?
TITS = PORN
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GODDAMNIT WHY IS MY MONITOR NOT BIG ENOUGH?!?!
Those 4 dudes in one body, that's Might and Magic VI.
Oh god, this is so fucking win. I'd let this picture rape me and I'd swallow.
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Ergo, not_34
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:) well done
Also: Little Big Adventure, Starcraft, KotOR, Quake, Quake II, MDK, Another World, Discworld II, Wizardry 8 (!!!), Lemmings, Max Payne & Enter the Matrix (lol!), Lands of Lore, Earthworm Jim, Prince of Persia and Hitman.
Anon 64 - of course they aren't featured, because they are not from LSL series. Thats Lula, from Wet, Lara from Tomb Raider, Alexis from SIN and six other girls I can't quite remember (anyone knows who they are?) but mayor characters in their own right. So, definitely 34!
BTW - who is that Elf chick in the truck?
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Also, is that the Neverhood at right-down corner?
CAN'T HAVE A PICTURE WITHOUT MY BUDDY SUPERFLY
The 34'd girls are: Julie from Heavy Metal FAKK (w/penguins), Alexis Sinclair from SiN, a prostitute from Messiah, Dark Mistress from Dungeon Keeper 2, Princess Daphne from Dragon's Lair, that elf girl from the Everquest box art, Kate Archer from No One Lives Forever, Lara Croft, and Lula from WET. The girl with purple skin is the artist's original character, her name is Sex (duh!).
Sam & Max are in fact disguised Pet'ka & Vassiliy Ivanovich from an old crappy Russian quest, which is basically a clone of Sam & Max. Vassiliy Ivanovich is saying: "We've finally disguised, Pet'ka". It's the ending line from a popular Russian joke about those characters.
The sign in the lower right corner reads "Here will be Vseslav the Sorcerer". Vseslav the Sorcerer is a Russian RPG game that was 'in production' for more than 15 years. I don't think they've finished it yet.
That little truck with teeth and the Dollar-sign flag sticking out of it... On the top right there, running over a GTA hooker...
That... I swear that must be the first fanart I've ever seen of one of the most obscure DOS PC-games ever.
Also, why can't I save this pic, I thing the huge tag breaks the file saving, yes, even when I rename it.
Hiro Miyamoto
Mikiko Ebihara
Superfly Johnson
Those are the guys from Daikatana.
And Anon45 thanks, but by Kain I think you meant Raziel.
Also more awesome.
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Who is that pale female in the truck? Is it a witch from Left 4 Dead?
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Ага, приятно видеть русских, онанирующих на американскую (в большинстве своём) рисованную порнуху :)
Yes, i'm very glad to read russians, who masturbating on american (most of it) drawed porn, too, lol.
Also, inb4 anon100.
Guy with tommygun chasing the Runaway duo is Tommy Angelo from Mafia: City of the Lost Heaven.
Next to him, a bamboo helicopter from ancient game UGH!
To the right, same row: a Molotov-wielding dwarf obviously from Myth series.
In the very center of the picture: the real Hecubah, working as Chthulhu's secretary.
Right beneath her: a mammoth with twin cannons is simultaneously an allusion to Mammoth Tank and the Mastodon unit from KKND.
Bottom third: burning guy is Lord British (duh).
Girl with fairies is from Zanzarah, the forever-be-damned Skittles-sponsored (surprisingly!) cute RPG.
Barbarian riding tiny clockwork mammoth is a Chaotic hero from Etherlords. And it's FEMALE. Yuck.
Two guys in a cage are from Another World.
scrapland, that Dinorobotransformer from the very old game, Zed, crusader, mech from SilentStorm, who-is-that-guy-in-the-middle(Bioforge?), guy-from-quake - VERY VERY FUNNY looking
Is that scene with huge tentacle monster and square SuperHero with the axe to the bottom-right from the (RIFT)? (or something)
Mamoth-tank from C&C-1 just in the middle (some to the right of Garret-THIEF)
Who is that guy with balls between Tentacle and Captain from (Monkey Island)???
Worm with bazooka VS. Earthworm Shai-Khoolood - Brain breaking
Who is that purple guy with long nose in the mess of Roger Wilco?
Who is that guy in gold armor, that feeding mice at the bottom?
that guy in the big truck is from the russian game (Dalnoboyschiki), but who are that girls???
HALO VS. CARMAGEDDON - AWESOME!!!
A-HA-ha!!! Guys from (UGH!) like soldiers invading vietnam lemmings - why I couldn't see that before? It's Very Great!!!
And a huge Monkey from (Black and White)
But who is that woman trading t-shirts with sign "I LOVE ARULKO" with (Jagged Alliance) Ivan???
(Deus Ex)-man working for implants - that's STRONG!
OMG, I need all my working day to find and remember all references, but I gotta work to do. Next time we'll find out all the secrets of those crazy russians. that guy is really game-maniac and awesome cartoonist.
Damn you Anon108, you get it first! :) just before me.
Anon109, where is Fallout 3? I just see the original Fallout, 'cause there is "13" sign.
sky16
I've never seen a pic which has so much humour in it. It really should get a feature...
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holy frick.. this guy has EVERYTHING.
When did the tag list start being limited?
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That said, holy carp that's huge.
Also, stealth porn in the lorry.
but they had a lot of lucas art-characters in there wich makes it ok.
Да ты же мудило!
Only Legacy of Kain pic in whole site...
Русские захватят мир o_0
Особенно если учитывать что мы вышли из периода убывания населения. Хо-хо-хо
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До дегенератов нам дальше!!! УХХАААХАА!!! XD
WHAT THE FUCK.
It was a very obscure (but still pretty awesome) shooter until Yahtzee reviewed it because he had nothing else to do that week.
I will describe this in ONLY ONE WORD:
EEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC! (win)
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СРУССКИЙ, НАЛЕЙ РЮСКАМУ !!
СРУССКИЙ, УВАЖАЙ СВОЙ ЯЗЫК МОНГОЛЬСКИЙ !!
МОЛИСЬ И ВЕРЬ - РУССКИЙ НАРОД СОСЁТ ХУИ !!
ВЕЧНАЯ СЛАВА РУССКИМ ГЕЙ-ПАТРИОТАМ !!
СРУССКИЕ СВИНЬИ - СОСИТЕ ХУЙ !!
Ппц, мне одному стыдно за нацию?
P.S. the guy owning Nemesis (and all those other guys) is Tukaram from the game Severance: Blade of Darkness! Great game, super-violent, yet unappreciated.
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As for Sam and Max - there is two russian native tales heroes - Chapaev (the one with moustache) and Petjka (Peter - the one in the hare's costume). So Chapaev says: "Good military masking!", and the humor is that Chapaev's moustache and Petjka's hat is demasking them in front of enemies, even when they're in Sam and Max costumes.
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If I can show it to my mom, it's not porn.
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Точно брат)))) Если чесно не ожидал тут увидеть комменты, написанные русскими! Fuck yeah короче))
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Точно брат))) Блин как рад что на этом сайтце есть русские, и гораздо приятней читать комменты на русском языче, чем ломать язык на английском))
Славься Россия - Родина наша!!!))
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Ага, только Вилфорда Роккуела не хватает
СЪЕБАЛИ ОТСЮДА ОБРАТНО НА ФОРУМЧИКИ СВОИ, БЛЕАТЬ, ТУТ ВАМ НЕ МЕСТО!!1
I hope everything is clear now.
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Не нравится, не смотри. Сайт свободный, понял?
God Tier pic
I recognised the norn too.
There is actually no porn of those,creatures has defied rule 34 for a very long time indeed, it's about time that balnce be restored to the world.
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FEATURE THIS!!!
еманарот...
Точно, ты прав +адин
I <3 the Myst, Fallout, Snake, Beyond Good and Evil, Pyramid Head/Alice, and, and, and... *head explodes*
FEATURE NAO! NEVER DELETE PLZ! :)
Хотя любому даже не сильно осведомленному в ксеноморфологии известно что все ксеноморфы самки, исключая королеву бесплодные.
Правило 34 соблюдено.
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Xenomorph have a penis! rule34
also all xenomorph a female
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Also, I rofled so hard I broke my chair.
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Also HOLY FUCKING SHIT, 239 OTHER ANONS?!
I know the women surrounding Larry are known from other games, eg. Lara Croft,
there's also the John Romero from noclip of Doom 2
Idk who got his head burnt by a cyberdemon
i also see freeman
the guy who is looking out of the cave is for Fallout 3 i think
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Хорошо рисует дядька.
She's left of Larry, over pyramid head, under Cloud. She kind of looks like What's-her-name(Earthworm Jim). But I'm not sure.
Once made 500 comments on a pic
This pic is almost their
I just wish that it reaches that milestone soon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the exact same face set I used when playing M&M VI
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US and Japan can have their shitty consoles.
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