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Anonymous1: Yeah...this absolutely deserves a feature.
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Anonymous2: EPIC WIN###
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Anonymous3: FEATURE!
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Anonymous4: i think this needs a feature
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AnzhelikaA: feautre
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AnzhelikaA: er, feature
Hi Titanium!
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Anonymous5: When they say everything, they mean EVERYTHING
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Anonymous6: So i get off at the upper balls and take the green line to the bronx
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Anonymous7: FEATURE is imminent
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JWN926: Now I could understand if that was New Jersey...
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jitzu: FEATURE
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Anonymous8: Feechur
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MeRMental: "Now I could understand if that was New Jersey..."

Inb4 NJ is the sh*t hole on the other side.
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TwoWhiteSocks: It's funny - just the other day, I was browsing variations of world subway maps, all of them really cool.

This, however, takes the cake for design. Feature, feature!
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Anonymous9: EPIC
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warrior: Trust me, riding around the NYC subway system can be a load of cock.

FEATURED!
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LadyStardust: Does it . . really look like that? D:
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warrior: you wish.
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Watari: Prophetic that you have to pass through the urethra of Manhattan to get to city hall and Wall street.
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LadyStardust: @warrior: Was that supposed to be an insult? Why would I wish for a penis shaped subway system? Obviously I must not be coming around here often enough anymore, you're getting rusty. o.o
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Anonymous10: no but it seems like it
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warrior: So you DON'T like penis, Lady Stardust?
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Anonymous11: ^The relative locations of the stations are kind of distorted, but the way the routes and stations are connected looks like the real thing!
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LadyStardust: I guess not as much as you warrior since you were so excited about featuring this thing. :3
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Anonymous12: So I'm not the only one who thinks this in the shower...
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warrior: indeed anon 10, indeed.

Its my city after all.
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Anonymous13: ^ Insecure.
And to answer your question, no way. I live in NYC so I should know.
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warrior: Well there was an earthquake in NYC recently...
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BinaryViolence: ... And as usual, nothing good came out of it.

In other news, NYC officials have a new plan for getting the destroyed twin towers back in place, after receiving an offer from Pfizer not more than a few hours ago. Details are sketchy at this point, but sources seem to indicate, that New Yorkers, may need to 'take the blue pill'.
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TheMaskedMan: This would explain why most public transportation smells like piss.
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Titanium: I loled
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Anonymous14: People please!

This is clearly a machamp
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Anonymous15: Anon13 made the joke less funny.
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pr0n_glutton: So that's why it's called Dyckman's Street.
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duckpenisexpert: It all makes sense....
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Cat_Bountry: I'm going to think of this next time I'm up in New York taking the subway.

At least the D.C. Metro is easier to navigate, goddamn.
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Anonymous16: I always get off at Greenpoint Avenue... god this map useless...
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Anonymous17: Love the fact that cosmic art gives you instructions on how to find their offices using the testicle map.
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Anonymous18: Shit god damn.
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Anonymous19: ...Am I seeing porn of THE WORLD?! Now I've seen everything.
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Anonymous20: lololololololololololololololol gfrhargbr hthy. Drthrunt, 7ursryb heryv!
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Anonymous21: I'm so bringing this map with me when I go to NYC.
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Sodomius: Let's hear it for New York.
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Anonymous22: Inb4 I<3NY.
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Krawczyk: lol@sauce's tags
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Anonymous23: Yay! Manhatten is uncircumcised!!
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Anonymous24: I'm getting off (on) the subway ...
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Anonymous25: so you wanna take prince street north about 2 in. then take 2&3 north that'll take you all the way to harlem dont forget to stay to the left or you'll end up 10 in. north near eastchester...
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Shock_Headed_Penor: Greenwich village is on lower glans.
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Anonymous26: That map is actually usable. If a little out of date.

compare with the real thing

http://www.mta.info/nyct/maps/submap.htm
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Urbane_Guerrilla: Bridge-and-Tunnel Dick.
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Anonymous27: You forgot to make Staten Island a puddle of jizz.

That's always how I imagined it.
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Anonymous28: I heard that Manhattan has lot of high
erections, but this is ridiculous.
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Anonymous29: You got to be kidding! That is something you would find in a sex ed class. You can't expect somebody to jerk off to that. Use your thoughts artists, use your thoughts.
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Anonymous30: ^^^hi im somebody
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Anonymous31: Wow! You sure could fool me!
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bestanonhere: ah, so this is how sperm travels in someone's junk
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Anonymous32: Looks like pacman in the upper left is going to nom nom the penis.
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Anonymous33: Does this mean London Underground is a giant anus?
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TheKommissar: and this clearly shows the ultra-high amount of faggots who use this site when shit like this gets featured
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Anonymous34: Haha, that's pretty funny!
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Anonymous35: That's very well made! Don't know what's it doing here, though... Funny anyway.
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Anonymous36: this isnèt real rightÉ
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Anonymous37: Despite what people say, New Jersey isn't all that bad. It's just crowded and kinda boring. All the assholes you see on shows like Jersey Shore are just New Yorkers on vacation.
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BPQ00X: This should be a map in the map in the new vice city game
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Anonymous38: this is WIN
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Witchan: I'm not sure if I had a map like this when I travel to New York eight years ago.

But anyway, this is arguably one of the most hilarious featured images I've ever seen and that's why there are more prostitutes in New York. :p
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leacheate_soup: My day, it has been made.
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Anonymous39: Jesus Christ, there are bones in this penis!
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ZB: @warrior: If you were to be elected as president of USA... by order, would you change the shape of New York forever? Depending on if your straight or fucked up?
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Anonymous40: dubai created there own islands, I think we should hire them to to actually do this, subway and all
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458: Getting on the subway train everyday will forever be a different experience to me now.
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Anonymous41: suddenly 50,000 gallons of semen blasted violently thorough the streets of manhattan for no reason....
curious....
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LadyPerbas: Not fap-worthy, but made me lol.
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Primary: And gym class comes back to me.
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Anonymous42: Well, so much for my evil plan to punch the enitre city of New York in the ovaries...
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Bixnood: Why isn't there any Miracle on 34th Street R34?
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Anonymous43: thats ok--think of NY as a hemaphrodite--that way, you still can
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Anonymous44: anon36: u prove all NJ ppl r assholes.

SO CALL FTW!
WEST SIDE!
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Anonymous45: Geez, Manhattan got the shaft.
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Anonymous46(14): Thats America for you.

It sucks DICK!
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Klara: O.O...
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meowmix: pingas
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TwoWhiteSocks: Anon32: Oh my God, I could very well imagine some bored mapmaker giving the classic London Underground map the ol' Goatse treatment.
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Anonymous47: See what happens when I'm gone for five minutes? lol
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Anonymous48: sooo that is a penis... hmmm very interesting....
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Dongachu: What have I doooooone???
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Anonymous49: So the manhattan is a dick and brooklyn is a balls, no doubt, this several days, my home in brooklyn smell like balls
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Anonymous50: This is awesome.
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Anonymous51: hahaha! i take the j train to chinatown!
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Anonymous52: brooklyn is full of useless beings
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Anonymous53: There is a great view in Bowling Green!
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Anonymous54: BOO, MOTHERFUCKER!
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Anonymous55: Sucks to be Woodhaven right now. Nobody wants to be the taint.
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masterofpirates: So does this guy not have legs or something?
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Anonymous56: A53? Go suck ass dipshit stupid assed dickwad ;P
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Anonymous57: It's official - Brooklyn is balls. At least the fucking Yankees don't get a recognizable body part.
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Anonymous58: Gerald p1n0r
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Magneto: Incredibly appropriate considering the MTA is always trying to fuck us over.
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Anonymous59: LOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Anonymous60: I will print this and use it as my map
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fugitascale: LETS See... so i take the balls to upper dick street, switch tracks at Uterus Rd. and finally head South until I reach the left nut...
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Anonymous61: I...don't see anything.

...wait...it...IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS.

Reported.
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warrior: Magneto - Exactly why I featured it. These fags wanna charge us a dollar for each new metrocard! If they wanna do that, they need to make them not expire!!!!
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Anonymous62: @themaskedman it's more like the pubic transportation instead.
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Anonymous63: People seem to be forgetting that this is more an archive to prove Rule #34 than a porn jack off site. Go take a look around.
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Anonymous64: Oh I get it the artist/douche what ever the fuck he wants to be called is calling all new yorkers and Jersy(jersyers?) people dicks yeah that's nice it's good to know that the ar....asshole is a country hick....
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Anonymous65: map for the sperms XD
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Terrum: Dang New York, what were the Americans thinking during the creation of THIS :P
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CaptainAwesome: trolololololololololololo
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Anonymous66: your city looks like a Johnson !
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Anonymous67: bahhh! Florida is bigger
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AngelCam7: Heh, the area I live in is near the testes. LOL
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Anonymous68: Ah, my hometown's up in the abdomen area... Lucky, I guess.
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Anonymous69: so NYC fucks the world?
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Anonymous70: what the
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Anonymous71: I live in the head!
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Anonymous72: i live in da ballz lol
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Anonymous73: Oh, this is from an art show. No fucking wonder.

I saw Rule 34 of... Uncle Sam, I think? In an art show, I mean.

They got some weird and funny shit there.
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Anonymous74: America: Full of dicks in more than one way
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Anonymous75: Anybody want to update this to be a usable subway map? It's not that much different...
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Anonymous76: WE MUST BUILD THIS CITY!
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Anonymous77: Looks like the Ass (Staten Island ) Didnt make it.
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Anonymous78: finally some decent stuff


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