Anonymous4: ...as a saxophone player myself, I know that ballsax aren't supposed to be fingered that way. The thumbs should go behind the tube for support. ;)
g_rasputin: I was once at a cafe in Berlin called the Balzac Cafe. Named after a famous French writer, but gotta say, lotta English-speakers get laughs out of that one.
Anonymous25: Why did you turn down the glorious opportunity to fuck my ass, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated at the bottom of my Special Education class and even then it was just to get rid of me, and I’ve been involved in numerous orgies with Al-Quaeda, and I have had over 300 cases of herpes and my already-small dick has nearly disintegrated. I am trained in gorilla humping and I’m the featured dancer in the Faggot Follies chorus line. You are the focus of my life and I want nothing more than your dick in my ass. I will blow you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with rejecting my obsession over your dick? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of big-titted topless dancers across the USA so you better prepare for the show, maggot. The orgasm that electrifies the wondrous thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I want you to fuck my ass in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just the warmup. Not only am I extensively trained in ballet, but I have access to dozens of dresses in pastel colors and wear them in beauty pageants and I would love to kiss your gorgeous ass, you little shit (that's my pet name for you to show my adoration; do you like it my love?). If only you could have known what fanatical love your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I want you to cum all over me so I can drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Suzuka: @Anonymous: STFU you worthless piece of shit. This is a porn site. We all know you aren't capable of doing shit! Besides, I doubt that you're even a bad-ass cause you're probably still a scrawny little white-boy virgin who has only killed bugs for living. Scratch that, you're probably too scared of bugs, you little cunt.
champofgalacticretards: @Anonymous25: A good story but you are not really a military person. A real military person knows how to keep shutting. the Navy Seals? They are experts in keeping secerts and don't give a fuck about this. Navy and Marine Corps are not on same page, they are on separate sides. You see porn? I wodner what a commanding officer said? NCIS? You are not a real military person more than my family who are in US Army, Air Force, and Marine Corps. I bet you don't know what word that Marine Corps have a strong bond means.
champofgalacticretards: I hate pretenders as same as stupid newies and someanons because they are stupider than us. Reality world is not fucking a fantasy world!
AnOniMouse: A31 gets it.
Look, the whole point of trolling is doing it well. See there's little point in a failed troll.
The trap is laid to bare. The pedobear who sees the trap, cannot be caught. The fun, though is in setting the wheels turning, an inexorable cavalcade of confusion, dissonance and terror...
Course, after a few fall for such a failure, only makes their downfall the funnier.
Now, now I wanna watch the original Planet of the Apes again.
Two reasons; gorilla warfare, and that bit where they find tracks and the other two crouch at the other guy's dick level, just under shot, all while the three of them are clad in their skin tight birthday suits. I mean really.
Anonymous37: Just reading Anon25's copy and paste dilemma, I couldn't help thinking... He's probably achieved all this, and more...
In Call of Duty.
He's going to do some hardcore hacks to your gaming life, brace yourself, whoever you are. (Directed at whoever his copypaste thing was directed at.)
RogerTheRabbit: @Anonymous: oh god YES! we need some rich attractive and successful Africans to commission some now.
I hear the music...my lord the MUSIC!
Anonymous41: Why did you turn down the glorious opportunity to fuck my ass, you little pleb? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Art School, and I've been involved in numerous listens of NMH on vinyl, and I have over 3000 confirmed songs in my Foobar 2000 playlist. I am trained in songwriting and tumblr use and I'm the top vinyl collector in the record store I work at. You are nothing to me but just another mainstream listening pleb. I will wipe you the fuck out with music the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with rejecting my obsession over your dick? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am readying my field recordings, be prepared for a storm of 2deep4u. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your taste. Not only am I extensively trained in tumblr use, but I have access to the entire collection over at Amoeba Records and I would love to better your miserable pleb taste. If only you could have known what fanatical love your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit obscurity all over you and you will drown in it. You're a fucking pleb, kiddo.
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I fucking miss Titanium!!!!!!
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We all do.
There's a wonder Family Guy hasn't been featured tons of times for the same reason.
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Me too, i can play with a Sacksophone
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Politics, minorities and various movements are easy targets, but they aren't really funny.
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Shiggy
Look, the whole point of trolling is doing it well. See there's little point in a failed troll.
The trap is laid to bare. The pedobear who sees the trap, cannot be caught. The fun, though is in setting the wheels turning, an inexorable cavalcade of confusion, dissonance and terror...
Course, after a few fall for such a failure, only makes their downfall the funnier.
Now, now I wanna watch the original Planet of the Apes again.
Two reasons; gorilla warfare, and that bit where they find tracks and the other two crouch at the other guy's dick level, just under shot, all while the three of them are clad in their skin tight birthday suits. I mean really.
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In Call of Duty.
He's going to do some hardcore hacks to your gaming life, brace yourself, whoever you are. (Directed at whoever his copypaste thing was directed at.)
I hear the music...my lord the MUSIC!
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'Nother grain of sand decides to try and scare the shit outta someone.
These grains of sand really ought to learn better.
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Genius, just genius.
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That part of the 'pasta always makes me smile like bad, lol
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