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Anonymous1: i loled, then came
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Sendai45: I know it doesn't matter, but X-RAYS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! AHHHH.
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Anonymous2: I think mine is broken
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Anonymous3: lol, tempted to post this on redvsblue.com
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Anonymous4: @ Sendai: READ, FGT. they are using Q-ray vision. in other words, STFU, IS PICTARE, NOT RL
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Anonymous5: Spoiler. Tex dies in episode 100.
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Anonymous6: Spoiler. I gasm'd
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Anonymous7: No she doesn't.
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Anonymous8: Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
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Anonymous9: OH MY GOD IT DOES EXIST!!!!!!!
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Anonymous10: it is x-ray but caboose calls it q-ray cos hes a dumbass
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Anonymous11(10): right..... its been taged as lenerd_church and other full names but tex doesnot get hir first name(allison)ppl don't watch anuf rvb theese days
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Anonymous12: Not happy with tags? THEN TAG YOURSELF, RATBITCH! XP
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Anonymous13: I always imagined Tex with shorter hair. Not that I'm complaining.
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Rat: Ratbitch? =_=
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Anonymous14: RvB porn? Rule 34 never ceases to amaze me.
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GrimReaper112: LOL: "Q-ray helmet thingies". Sounds like something Caboose would say.
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Blazephlozard: thts wut ur mom sed last niht lolololololololoololololololoolololol
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Blazephlozard: Wait, this isn't Arby 'n' the Chief porn.
We should get some of that.
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Anonymous15: The worst part is that i can actually imagine this happening, Caboose putting his helmet on backwards and all.
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Anonymous16: Anon16: I don't know, I doubt he's realized he can take it off. XD
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Anonymous17: there really is porn of everything.
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Untamed: Anon18: There is but one exception to Rule34 and that is Rosie O Donnel
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Anonymous18: @Anon14--one of the RvB guys drew her one time. I forget if she has short hair but she is fat
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Cerebrate_Fate: Well Church, we can't just sit here and play with our dick all day....Or can we?
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Anonymous19: Anon 11, Caboose isn't a dumbass, he's just plain dumb.
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Anonymous20: Didn't Tex and Church have a robot host body in the later seasons?
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Anonymous21(19): Yeah, but during the time jump explosion... who knows what happened then?
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Anonymous22: whoever says X-ray dosn't work that way is 1/2 right. if powerful enough xray that can see through mateial AND orgainic matter then yes but this is a porn so they go with weaker ones
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PostHappy28: Hey Chicka Bum Bum!
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Anonymous23: I'm surprised Tex finds time to shave in the canyon.
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Anonymous24: the guys look like they have beer guts
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Anonymous25: There really is porn for everything!!!!! And I think it'd look better if Tex didnt shave here youknowwhat for a bit..
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Anonymous26: i just felt like saying...
anon 4 is a rather lazy/incompetent troll
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Anonymous27: @ anon19 that was back when she and Church were dating so she may have decided to grow it out.
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Anonymous28: blargh???

CRUNCHBITE!!!!!!!
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Anonymous29(28): yay anonymous 30 lol crunch bite ftw
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Anonymous30: rooster teeth is gonna be pissed
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Anonymous31: why are they fat?
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Anonymous32: Moar Sister pron!
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Anonymous33: i just noticed something if shes wearing armor then how is her hand touching her hip i thought her glow would touch her hip armor
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Anonymous34(33): im mean glove not glow
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Anonymous35: q-ray
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Anonymous36(33): lol i think mine is broken
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Anonymous37: anon 34<< the glove and hip armour for tex are just fabric, so technically she can wave her hand touching her hip but only so long as there is not metal armour there. you are welcome
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Anonymous38: think you for clearing that up for me anon38 (for all people just like caboose this is anon 34 and 35) :3
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Anonymous39: lol I wanna bang Tex
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Anonymous40: @ anon 18 and 26. Sadly there is not a porn for everything for instance there is no porn for Killzone
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Anonymous41: awesome
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Anonymous42: Tex is bad***
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Anonymous43: caboose aint fat, grif is
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Anonymous44: caboose is a ladies man, he has a tank after him.
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Anonymous45: How is her hand on her hip...
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Anonymous46: Church should have said "I haven't seen that in awhile!" since he used to date her.
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Anonymous47: BUTTT MOOMMM!!!! I AM LOOKING AT PORN!!!! Mom: WHAT?????? Me: Yeah, you should check it out
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Anonymous48: I totally saw something like this coming when I saw the Red vs Blue character drawings.
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LiveRobotShow: Sense Church AND Tex are both A.I. and have always have been A.I. , does this mean they have human looking body's underneath their armor ? Another thing , sense in the freelancer base there's a surplus of replacement bodies for both of them , does this mean they all have bodies like this ? (minus Church who's a guy with a "bigger switch")
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Anonymous49: Bow chicka wow wow.
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Anonymous50: ano 5 no she dosent and that what tex lookes like
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Mr_Rule_34: BOW CHICKA WOH WOH JOKES OVER!
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Anonymous51: How can she be touching her skin on her side if shes wearing armor?
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Anonymous52: why internet WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous53: @anon52 u just ruind the pic 4 me now i gotta try 2 figure that out
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Anonymous54: BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!
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Anonymous55: caboose would be the only one to have is helmet backwards lmao
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Anonymous56: anonymous5 she didn't die she's in season 8
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Anonymous57(56): @ anon12 dude all i do is watch that or porn i think that gives me an exception bitch
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Anonymous58: They shoulda sent caboose to pick up some headlight fluid...
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Anonymous59(58): "thats bitch-pants-mcCrabby."
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Anonymous60(56): no she's misses bitch-pants-mcrabby
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loverofperfectfeet: is it said that,for some reason,I have been hunting down nude fakes of Rosie O'Donnell?
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Anonymous61: "QUICK SOMEONE TAKE A SCREENSHOT!!!" reference season 5 RvB
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Anonymous62: Junior: Blarg-Chicka-Honk-Honk
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Anonymous63: isnt infra red-vison and night vison the same?
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Anonymous64: More more more
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Anonymous65: @Anon5 Spoiler: She actually doesn't die until the end of Season 6(as the Meta had recovered her as she was an AI bi-product of the Alpha's creation) and is killed by the emp(as the rest of the AIs save for Epsilon do as well).
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Anonymous66: i like how tex's tits are hard
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Anonymous67: plz make another one of these type of either another Tex not in black and white ot=r a one of sister
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Anonymous68: Ironically, this is MUCH much closer to what Carolina looks like.
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Anonymous69: Fap
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Anonymous70: I wish someone would make season 9 rule 34 with carolina or south
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Anonymous71(70): I wish someone would make season 9 rule 34 of Carolina.
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Anonymous72: Yep. Red head with a hell of an attitude. Gotta love 'em.
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Anonymous73: For all the people that say that she doesn't die until season 5 or season 6. Yall are wrong. She dies in Episode 19.
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Anonymous74: Blarg?
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Anonymous75: Stp saying fucking blarg!!!X-(
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Anonymous76: To everyone who says Tex is dead, that is impossible seeing as she, just like Church, is an AI. As of season 9 she is stuck inside a data pod and Church went in after her.
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Anonymous77: Tex is an AI, but if u want to get technical she is dead. Tex is a memory of the directors dead wife, so technically Tex is dead.
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Anonymous78: its C-ray c for clothes
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Anonymous79: Why does every onu think.she is a red head
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Anonymous80(79): It could be worse anon 13 her hair could be going over her tits
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Anonymous81: More this is great
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Anonymous82: Nice pic.
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Anonymous83: We need some Carolina Rule 34
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Anonymous84: @Anonymous: I dare you lol
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Anonymous85: this is the 1st pic i fode whene the uers talk a lot about rvb
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Anonymous86: @anon23 thank god she finds the time or else... Ugh
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Anonymous87: there truly is a god
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Anonymous88: Wait ant she a robot?
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Anonymous89: You do know that Grif is the fat one, NOT EVERY ONE ELSE!!
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TheDane: I doubt that's how Q-ray vision even works but... The picture's funny, Tex is hot so let's just fap away.
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Kurolegacy: @Anonymous: Which is even funnier when you find out that Carolina is essentially Tex's daughter.
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Anonymous90: eat shit
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Anonymous91: Guy it's advanced technology, if no scientist ever makes a Nude ray then they are officially all faggots.
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Anonymous92(91): @Anonymous: *Guys
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Anonymous93: The true purpose for Promethean Vision.
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Anonymous94: Fuck yeah MOTHA FUCKA'S 😎
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Anonymous95: do sister next.
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Anonymous96: *looks up agent texas theme download*
*sees this*
"oh god no....should i....."
*click*
"oh god oh god oh god oh.........hmmmm :)"
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Anonymous97: Dammit caboose would you just shut the fuck up
Lol
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Anonymous98: these guy are dead.
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Anonymous99: 100th coment
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Anonymous100: I came all over her!
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Anonymous101: https://vine.co/v/hHrMIuwhlnb Featuring Burnie Burns but sadly, not Kathleen Zuelch.
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Anonymous102: BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!
#came
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EveryoneHereIsPerverted: HEY CHICKA BUM BUM BUM
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Anonymous103: Caboose should have said Vav.
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Anonymous104: 1 spoiler Texas doesn't die in Episode 100 she dies before the show even starts. Text is simply the "shadow" of Allison. And Allison(Tex) has light brown hair. This would make more sense I'd it was Carolina who has bright red hair like this. Still impressive and entertaining!
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Ronson1990: Tex should be proud of her boobies
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Anonymous105: Tex is a blonde not a redhead...
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Anonymous106: @anon18 tex is actually very thin and she's a blonde
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Anonymous107: wow that's a lot of comments.
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Anonymous108: That is a lot of comments and I never imagined to masturbate to my favorite characters and have witnessed other retards come up with theories of who’s dick is who’s GROW THE FUCK UP!!! PEOPLE!!!!
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Anonymous109: @Anonymous: Yeah guys stop thinking about porn so people don't know that you're displaying signs of cognitive intelligence smh


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