Anonymous2: "Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego Zoo.
We were on a cougar hunt and I ended up with you.
Dragged me to a dirty cage and pushed me to the ground.
I felt a sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound!
A six foot rattlesnake just but me right below the belt!
Get on your knees and help me please cuz it won't suck itself!"
Anonymous3: Suck it yourself, you fucking piece of shit! Your game sucks dinosaur balls! Fucking over-powered gary-stu fucker with less worth than a deviantart OC!
We were on a cougar hunt and I ended up with you.
Dragged me to a dirty cage and pushed me to the ground.
I felt a sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound!
A six foot rattlesnake just but me right below the belt!
Get on your knees and help me please cuz it won't suck itself!"