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champofgalacticretards: That woman is O Rly
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arch113: Lolwut
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Rat: @Cculber007: O Rly? O Rly?
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champofgalacticretards: @Rat: Yeah, you knew her enough when you joined the Rule 34 years and years ago
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fishmonger: Why is this tagged "Mario" and "Luigi?" Those are disembodied cocks with nothing identifying them as belonging to either of those guys.

"Artist intent" shouldn't be a reason to tag something as certain characters... the female isn't from any of the games, and since Mario and Luigi aren't actually visible, in my opinion this should be reported as not_34.
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mD: @fishmonger: We have the names and the double perpetration to relate it, the artist intend if I'm not mistaken has actually been taken into account before
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Rat: @Cculber007: This doesn't look like the O Rly I know.
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O_Rly: Lol Cculber, sweetie, I'm blonde, blue-eyed and have long hair.
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KaGeTaMi: @O Rly: but at least the artist got your boobs right. *honk honk*
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: That means you're hideous then, those are horrible features for any human being.
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O_Rly: ^LMAO, "hideous" you say. There's this cool new phrase called "beauty is subjective. You may wanna look it up, buddy.
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: hideous.
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O_Rly: ^Sad little man.
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Rat: INTERNET FIGHT!!!! *throws chair*
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: I'm actually very happy,@Rat: *Telelports catches chair, sits down in chair, pulls out a joint and starts smoking*
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O_Rly: ^And dumb, by the sounds of things. *pats head* It's alright, not everyone knows what that means.
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Rat: @Tetragrammaton: That chair was meant for great things, such as hitting at least one person in the face before landing, and you ruined EVERYTHING! Stupid pothead piss of shit. I'm gonna go take a huge diarrhea dump in your bed for doing that. Have fun sleeping tonight! Ass hat.
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Franky_Whiskey: SINTIME WUZ HEER!
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Anonymous1: O rly who you resemble?
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: Dumb? I'm just 'laxin....@Rat: I'LL NEVER do it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: You're just jealous... that everyone is pretty as well.
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O_Rly: >jealous

ohgodmysides.jpg
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: I didn't want to know you had sideburns.
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Anonymous2: ORly is just your average plain Mary Sue trying to get attention, end of story. The pic is good though
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O_Rly: Are you done yet, kid? Or are you asking for a kiss?

You may wanna look up the definition of a Mary Sue, Anon 2, since it's clear you don't know what it means. Keep at it though, maybe one day you'll actually insult someone.
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: Sure I'll have a kiss, got the munchies ... white chocolate plz, oh wait you're trying to make me fat like you.
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: He/she does have this "plain Jane" vibe.
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O_Rly: Child, child, your attempts at provoking me are getting even more pathetic. No need to be coy, my little tough guy. C'mere~
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O_Rly: *smooch* No need to be ashamed of your tiny dick, I'm sure it works just fine, love. <3
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Franky_Whiskey: your coversations are giving me a boner.

Keep it up
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O_Rly: Hah, why thank you. I'm having fun too. ;p
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Tetragrammaton: @Tetragrammaton: You're the one jumping at everyone like a bloodthirsty flea, you need to chill out! Plus that cold sore on your lips warrants quarantine.
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: When you take into account how fat you are who doesn't have a tiny dick.
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KaGeTaMi: @Tetragrammaton: Ooh, someone be jelly of a woman we all know and love...
@O Rly: Gotta love how you just don't give a crap about haters and bashers. Keep it up. ;)
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O_Rly: Haha, whaat? You aren't even making sense anymore, doll. But it's cute. <3
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O_Rly: I'm far beyond the point of being phased, KaG. ;] It's funny how he's trying so hard.
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Anonymous3: why do I get the feeling tetragrammaton is jealous of the blonde, blue eyed aryan master race..
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Rat: @Anonymous: Oh shit, here we go! It's on! Race War! Race War! Race War! Race war's on everybody! It's going down! Shit is going down!
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: I don't want STD's from some overweight tranny, I thought I made that clear, don't see how that doesn't make sense.
I'm guessing in real life going by how you type,you probably think you're in one or something.
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O_Rly: Ugly jokes, fat jokes, tranny jokes. *yawn* You're so boring. Don't you have anything else, love? Or is that all your struggling little self can muster?
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Anonymous4: This is like watching two retards trying to drown each other with their drool.
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O_Rly: ^Can't be helped. Poor little Tetra brought this upon himself, after all.
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Rat: @O Rly: You know what would settle this once and for all?

Nude photos.

Just saying.
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champofgalacticretards: @O Rly: No one see your true image....maybe you cut your hair and dyed your hair to be brunette and wear the glasses.
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: She is 100% real female user BECAUSE two admins SENT me an email that proved she is a female. No tranny. no man. no tiny penis.
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champofgalacticretards: @fishmonger: is counted 34 when you read the artist's description so the report will be rejected when admins once read what description from the source. If you want to be an experienced user, you need to do - check source to confirm, do research to correct tags, checking DNP to make sure before you report their balls, keep friends, enemies, and staff closer to you, and most important is....harrassing sexually to O Rly and other female users. That is what an experienced user doing.
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champofgalacticretards: @Rat: nude photos of O Rly and other female users will be nice...but we want to see Rat's sister, gf/wife, and mother for posing nude in the photo.
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: Jack Daniels called and he wants you go back in the bottle so he can drink you.
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Rat: @Cculber007: They're all dead, except my sister, she was sadly never born, and I'm currently dating Rouge The Bat, there're plenty of nude photos of her.

So yeah, mom's dead, no sister and Rouge The Bat.

There are nude photos of my daughter and myself as a woman too, for those who are interested.

And by photos I mean drawings.

Still good though. Still good.
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champofgalacticretards: @Rat: You are talking about your comparison to Sonic Team. your daughter? maybe you have a wife at all. Drawings? i don't see your drawings on this site. Rule 63 of you? I love to see that and you do "lebsian" with O Rly
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: Ugh, who would WANT to see his true image you sicko!!
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: You're some Part Sue, that uses anime lines in conversations. "can't be helped" tell me another!!
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Tetragrammaton: *Lary Sue*
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: No one wants closed-minded guy who has lack of being fantasized stuff. That make you a LOSER-HEAD. You never heard of Rule 63? men are women, women are men? You are not deserving this O Rly, you deserve the cow prod I plan to use on you.
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champofgalacticretards: I want to see O Rly in a person but no chance I guess.
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mD: What the hell is this shit. No, not the pic, the pic is good.
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: No one wants a language-closed minded guy who has lack of typing skills either. That makes you a well fuck it, I'm doing too much too soon.
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O_Rly: Oh man, I don't even know how to respond to you anymore, you're so naiive it's embarassing. What hilarious logic (or should I say logic?)
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O_Rly: Meant lolgic. Damn auto correct.
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O_Rly: And as for nude photos, I could, but I won't because I actually respect myself. You'll either have to use your imaginations, believe me, or act like a delusional retard like our adorable friend Tetragrammaton. Not my problem, folks.
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KaGeTaMi: @O Rly: * suddenly gets an idea drawing you as a harpie lady using your descriptions of yourself in previous comments*
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Rat: @KaGeTaMi: Been done plenty times before. Not saying you shouldn't add to the pile though.
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Tetragrammaton: @KaGeTaMi: tell me you aren't serious(No really)
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: If you respected yourself you wouldn't prance around in the comment section trying to get attention, pretending to be a girl, when you're some old overweight guy living in a homeless shelter, stealing wifi from the coffee shop downtown.
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O_Rly: Woooow, I give you a D for effort on that one. Trying to get attention? Oh Tretra, sweetheart, don't make me laugh. Oh look, now we've got old and homeless insults! BraVO!~
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: There's no effort here if you think so, then you're already drowning. Just drop the act, it's annoying as it is when people can't accept their sexuality.
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O_Rly: Awww, of course there is, don't be ashamed. You're attempt at being rude is one of the most adorable things about you. Who's my little tough guy? You are! Yes you are!
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: It seems the shame is overflowing from you. You're coming into a cartoon porn site proclaiming you're a girl,talking about giving kisses to people, oh wait, where have I heard this before...
I'm not attempting to be rude, I'm being nice to you considering I'm still in a good mood at the moment. You're getting me at the very base level.
Going to throw some more anime quotish lines at me?
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KaGeTaMi: @Rat: Well, as they say, the more the merrier!
@Tetragrammaton: Why yes, coming from a hypocritical "know-it-all".
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O_Rly: Hah! Cute, very cute, trying so hard to turn this around. I can practically see the little gears in your head turning. What else have you got? I'm sure it's precious.
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Tetragrammaton: @KaGeTaMi: You're nothing more than a miserable pile of little secrets!
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Anonymous5: @Tetragrammaton: You are a sad, fucked up sonofawhore (not O Rly, she's not a whore). Who's pretty much writing his current life's problems and trying to pin them on a supposedly attractive female user and failing because you have no life, only problems, and you have some butthurt and trying to share some of it. But it will it will never work. I'm surprised you haven't figured that out yet. Now, quit dickkin' around and fap to something else.
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: What is there to turn around? Burden of proof is on you.
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O_Rly: ^You truly are a pitiful individual. But that's alright, nobody's perfect.
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Tetragrammaton: @Anonymous: Naivity and wishful thinking ... how you show yourself once more in the frail lonesome mind of an anonymous internet user.
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Tetragrammaton: naivety
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Anonymous6: I like how Orly comments on literally almost EVERY pic on this site, it's like she doesn't have a life , only cats and DBZ pron
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KaGeTaMi: @Tetragrammaton: >Bitches over the true genders of other users (O Rly IS a woman, a quite beautiful one) for a living

Your mother must be proud.
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: You're attacking these poor virgins mind's and souls, trying to get them to think youre a girl when you're just some man that should have a long talk with Chris Hanssen, oh wait, please have a seat O Rly, you can talk to me about it.
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Tetragrammaton: @Anonymous: Because he's just some dude looking for attention.
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Tetragrammaton: @KaGeTaMi: But enough talk! Have at you!
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O_Rly: Cats and DBZ? Lol wow, way to prove how little you know about me. And here's a little secret: you're on a porn site too. GASP!

Tetra, Tetra, my boy, you're hysterical. "B-BUT YOU HAVE TO BE A HOMELESS GROSS FAT GUY WITH STDS! THERE'S NO OTHER POSSIBLE TRUTH! R-RIGHT, GUYS?!?!"

Keep on digging that hole deeper, son.
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Anonymous7(5): And a hearty 'fuck you' to you too.

With nothing (?) else to say I leave. For now.
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O_Rly: Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: If only I could dig a hole deep and wide enough to bury a sorry fat ass tranny.
If only.
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O_Rly: First you went along with me being a woman (albeit a ham beast), then a tranny, then a man, and now a tranny again. Can't make up your mind, can you? How sad.
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KaGeTaMi: @Tetragrammaton: Oh, please. Like you assume that all porn site users are bald, fat, middle-aged and beyond dirty old men who have STDs, haven't showered in a month, and still live in their mothers' basements.
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: Went along with being a woman? Under your terms I'm sure you want to believe that being so.
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O_Rly: Please, don't try to puff your ego up, it'll explode otherwise. But like I said, keep it coming. You're always good for a laugh.
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Tetragrammaton: @KaGeTaMi: user image
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Anonymous8(5): I'm back! For now. Only to say that I gave it my all O Rly. When I come with something else stabbing I might return to the brawl.
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KaGeTaMi: @Tetragrammaton: Just like how you made me laugh with that pic! Keep 'em coming buddy, I got all night to do this.
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Tetragrammaton: It's a myth, but artists and other such wild life hunters have finally been able to come up with a artist conception of O rly.
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KaGeTaMi: @O Rly: Milady, you certainly know how to hit below the belt.
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O_Rly: Awwww, give him a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen!
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Tetragrammaton: @KaGeTaMi: "You've got all night to do this"

I think those things are the one issue with your balding and being overweight.
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O_Rly: Calling KaG an old fat guy yadda yadda now too? You really are out of material, Tetra my boy.
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: A round of applause for being of the few idiots to believe you're a woman.
Who's been coming here since 2007
With over 8k uploads.....
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: If the shoe fits I simply place it on the foot!
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O_Rly: Sorry I enjoy catering to the tastes of others, you guys. I guess that's a sin now. :<

But it's okay, Tetra. You don't know any better, so I forgive you.
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Anonymous9(5): How cute. Tetwagwammatwon took a picturwe of his shit and twied to send it as an insuwlt.

You can keep going buddy they will never quit.
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KaGeTaMi: I was always happy to be an average, brown-haired, 167 (all muscle, baby) guy with a beautiful girlfriend (all natural, all around), and I always will be. :D

That's all you need to know about me.
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Anonymous10(5): Your efforts are worthless Tetragrammaton, you are preaching to the deaf.

I also thought of you and O Rly fucking each other and I came.
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KaGeTaMi: @Tetragrammaton: My apologies, my misguided friend.
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: It's a problem that I in fact, do know better and you've got sweaty armpits probably thinking "Hey this guy doesn't believe I'm a girl!" OH NO!!!!
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O_Rly: See that? You don't have to be scared of the truth, people. It's okay, it's okay. There are women on the Internet, and we come in peace. I assure you. :]
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O_Rly: Such a pity you have all this "evidence" against me, yet nothing at all to show. Only your imagination. Poor thing, poor thing.
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Tetragrammaton: @KaGeTaMi: I was happy to be a 17 foot tall, blue-haired, 1333 lb (all skin baby) snake with a beautiful apple to give to eve.
See how anyone can make up a story with text? It seems Amazing doesn't it?
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: In fact you do have the truth to fear, if you should post this picture resembling yourself user image It might cause massive eyebleeds and cause Paheal's server to crash forever.@O Rly: Give it time, I'm just getting started :3 Soon everything will be revealed!
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KaGeTaMi: @Tetragrammaton: The human imagination (or in this case, Tetra's) at work, everybody!
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O_Rly: Only on the Internet can you speak the truth and get called out as a liar and attention whore. Ah well, such is life. ;3
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O_Rly: Everything? Oh NO! *dramatic gasp* Even my pet rock collection!!1 D8
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Tetragrammaton: @O Rly: Because you are. But you can't use the internet to spread your lies for much longer.
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KaGeTaMi: Seriously, I'm just laughing my ass off at how you've gone way off the deep end. Like I said, I've got all night for your "user pics" and blackmail. BRING IT ON! *pushes up sleeves*
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O_Rly: I can't? Oh darn it. ;_; Hear that everybody?
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KaGeTaMi: Well, the internet is forever. At least for hypocrites who have nothing else to spend their time other than to mock others with iStock photos.
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MeAreButtz: This amuses the butts. If Orly does like that, I swoon for them. SWOON
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O_Rly: I'm sorry, MeAreButtz. I have to let you down. :<
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Anonymous11(5): Sorry for the wait. I'm still new to the internet and still needed to eat. H9w was your dinner Tetra? You're a lucky man, your mom cooks so well. She's real easy too, thought I'd let you know that. :)
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Anonymous12: @KaGeTaMi: You're so skilled! How are you able to type and suck O rly's dick at the same time?
Because you aren't bringing anything other that circle jerking.
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Tetragrammaton: @Anonymous: was me.@O Rly: Then he's in for more let downs. Like his boner going down from the sight of the real you. Or perhaps he'll go down on your greasy chicken cock, might be his thing.
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KaGeTaMi: Anon12: How are you able to feed the troll and have me not caring about you at the same time?
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Decanter: @Tetragrammaton: What exactly did O Rly do to you again?
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Franky_Whiskey: @Tetragrammaton: Seems the lack of interaction with Fara is killing you, crazy RPer lass she is.

Missing your girlfriend much, boy?
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KaGeTaMi: @Franky_Whiskey: Fara is O Rly?
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: No one wants you since you are too rude for us. Maybe you need to lose your attitude and put your foot in your mouth.

@O Rly: anyone will have you in a cage with cat food and water dish as they treat you like a human cat.

@KaGeTaMi: Franky Whiskey and WhiteWhiskey are brothers of a whiskey family genes.
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Rat: @KaGeTaMi: Fara_Phoenix is a paheal member that Tetragrammaton interacts with every now and then.

They're like two peas in a pod.
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KaGeTaMi: Ohhh, thanks.
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champofgalacticretards: @Rat: I disagree, Tetragrammaton has no senses of real adult and he is too young for O Rly and anyone. Fara is girl? I thougth was a male user.
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Rat: @Cculber007: I'm just saying Fara_Phoenix, Tetragrammaton and Pigma_Dengar (and Sintime, back when he was active) usually have long drawn out and deeply autistic conversations with each other.

Here are some of them! (read at your own risk)

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Anonymous13: Fag Times at Paheal High
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Franky_Whiskey: @KaGeTaMi: No, but Sintime's around.

@Cculber007: You are in a way lower class than Tetra. It's like something suddenly amped up your aspegers volume knob all the way to 11. At least that bastard makes sense when he types.
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: LOL laughing...Tetra made senses????? you need to check his messages double, he does not have a real brain at all. naw, they told me I am in a higher class that you never know for real. Got any wa whiskey for me?

@Rat: ah, sintime worshipped me when he was active....I am not missing a user named JWN! Fara_Phoenix's comments are BETTER than Tetragrammation because Tetra is no a fun guy.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: Ladies and gentlemen, couldn't have illustrated my point any better.
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MeAreButtz: Rofl this is golden.
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O_Rly: This is still going? Stop, guys, you're making me blush.
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: Points? all I see Whiskey.

@O Rly: Ready..for...having....a....sex like Luigi and Mario did to you...
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Rat: This undercover cucumber is broken, I want a new one.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: Stop acting the Mickey, Cculber007!
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: I am not taking the Mickey, i am taking the Cherry!
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Franky_Whiskey: user image
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Gackt: WTF I was gone for a few days and this pic has over a hundred comments... you guys...you guys are alright.
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champofgalacticretards: @Cculber007: Nope. Obsese Goku? are you cosplay Goku after you drank too much whiskey?

@Gackt: Yeah, the issue is about hot, beautiful O Rly so we try to rape her. LOL
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: hurrr durr whiskey, herp im an autistic furfag deaf fuck derp!

Seriously, change your "insults". You are making me feel sorry for you...
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Anonymous14(6): Pfffft did all registered users just came here to bitch about ORly? I mean I know no one likes that sad faggot but this is like a fucking goldmine of shit-flinging...I would save the comments right now but I'm waiting for Ponylove and Duckpenisexpert to show up
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O_Rly: I'm a sad little faggot? That's a good one. I'll have to write it down.
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Anonymous15(6): ^What did I tell you? To quote Freakozoid, " you really have no life, do you?" You seriously just sit around and argue on a pornsite all day long? That's so depressing...And I never called you "little", I actually believe you're an obese pig. Welp, I'll be silently waiting for more of this here insult-fest, concentrated faggotry and bitchcraft
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KaGeTaMi: And this is STILL going on? Geez.
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Anonymous16: wow. This got ridiculous in a few days. Paheal, you never disappoint. also, cculber and orly are colossal faggots.
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O_Rly: Oh Anonymous, my love, there's this funny new thing called hypocrisy. You may wanna look it up.
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: You always feel sorry for poor animals like cats that is why you need to join ASPCA. Sharing this austistic whiskey with me!

@O Rly: No, you are not. You are a female user that deserved to be raping, making love, and sexing by us. That is why we are waiting on you to show your nude photo. LOL

@Anonymous: Nope. all I see you as a coward who hide your screenname in a shadow. that prove you are a FAGGOT!

@KaGeTaMi: Knock Knock. Who's there? KaGeTaMi. KaGeTaMi who? KaGetaMi is ImAtEgAk!
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Tetragrammaton: SUCCESS, SUCCESS!!!
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Tetragrammaton: I chose an bad time to be busy with real life.
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Tetragrammaton: @Franky_Whiskey: You might say I'm missing Fara ... you might say that.@Cculber007: I don't think Sintime actuall worshipped you, your inability to type along with your lack for a coherent sentence structure, probably made him laugh his balls off.
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KaGeTaMi: @Cculber007: Wow, that's a good one! I should write it down.

/sarcasm
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: He did. O Rly is too hot for you. want to see her nude photo? there is her picture - http://freeselfshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Blonde-Selfshots-64-576x1024.jpg so you fap or too busy?

@KaGeTaMi: ImAtEgAk! is short for Imagination of Gaks
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: I don't think he did ... call it a "gut" instinct.
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: check his comments. are you still fapping over O Rly now?
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Spoonman: @Anonymous: Cculber007 is a tremendous faggot, this is true.
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champofgalacticretards: @Spoonman: Naw, you never know everything about me so you just are jhealous that I am a better man than you so you just called a tremendous faggot yourself, this is a fact. It is in Wikipedia.
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KaGeTaMi: Oh sure, EVERYBODY'S A FAG DOWN HERE IN PAHEAL
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Thumper: to the tune of 'The Twitch'
There's a site I know where all the fappers go/Called Pa-heal. (FAP... FAP.)/When there's no one to tap, you're gonna do the 'fap'/On Pa-heal. (FAP... FAP.)/It's a swinging site, so fap with all your might/At Pa-heal. (FAP... FAP.)
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Anonymous17(6): So we 've all concluded that Cculber is a 11 year old with inferiority complex and ORly is a fat, lonely hog. All that discussion proved obsolete, good. Also, I call a FEATURE for the sake of comments.
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champofgalacticretards: @Anonymous: sounds like Sherlock Holmes is 100 times better than you! I am old enough to be your father and O Rly is a hot geek girl. Your opinion is worst.

@KaGeTaMi: That means including you? sorry, I am not a fag cuz I love women. If you called O Rly, you should call her a "Faggette" since she is a female.
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: You're so clueless...
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: KaGeTaMi called you a fag and you accepted it? that means you are a real homosexual user!
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: *runs away crying cutting wrists*
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KaGeTaMi: No, I was being sarcastic. And O Rly is what I call a "Babette" who knows her stuff and how to kick ass, thank you very much.
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champofgalacticretards: @KaGeTaMi: Sarcastican called faggette when Cculberian raped O Rlette. End of the story.
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Rat: @Cculber007: Can you tell us the story again, uncle cucumber?!

Yeah, tell it again, uncle cucumber! Tell it again!

*generic 1940s child laughter*
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: you are already gone with bleeding wrists?
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CrotchboobAddict: @Cculber007: he's an angsty teenager, what do you expect.
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champofgalacticretards: @Rat: *clear" *Speaking in Franky_Whiskey* Stop acting the Mickey, Rat!
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champofgalacticretards: @CrotchboobAddict: Tetragrammaton is ALWAYS a teenage troll.
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: O Rly is too hot for you to hnalde as you are just a kid. want to see her nude photo? there is her picture - user image
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: Always? What about when I'm asleep?
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fishmonger: @Cculber007: One more time, but just remember, bold the "ALWAYS" and emphasize the "teenage troll." Third time is the charm!
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: user image
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champofgalacticretards: @fishmonger: he is really a teenage troll. look him - user image
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Anonymous18(6): whether or not that picture is of ORly(riiiiiiiiight...) , she's still a fat hog with jelly rolls and a manface. Your point? Besides, why is this shit STILL going on? XD
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: yes, [size=+2]ALWAYS[/size]
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champofgalacticretards: @Anonymous: are you stupid? look at O Rly - user image
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: Why do you keep failing. Try Harder. Dig Deep within! Use your hidden power Cculber007!!
*Cue some crappy Shounen music playing*
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fishmonger: @Cculber007: I never did get an answer from you... how do you pronounce your name? What is the correct way?
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Rat: @Cculber007: Darn you ccucu cucumbert corn, you am no real super sand!
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: May I call you a Trollie? user image
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champofgalacticretards: @Rat: You want a story? buy this book - user image
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champofgalacticretards: @fishmonger: Sorry Rule 32 forbidded but you can see my real picture - user image
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champofgalacticretards: That is me, real Cculber007 so you understand why I am a cat!
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fishmonger: @Cculber007: Rule 32? The one about excessive harassment? I was just asking how "Cculber" was pronounced. Oh well, cat hipster picture it is.
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Rat: @Cculber007: Books aren't stories!

And who the fuck buys books? Ever heard of libraries? Yeah, all the books you want 100% free for everyone. Hell, they even have movies and videogames now.
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fishmonger: @Rat: I buy books, because I don't like driving halfway across town, dealing with traffic and the inevitable assholes I'll run into on the road and in the store, just to have the privilege to do the same thing in a couple of weeks. I'd rather just go to Barnes and Noble and buy a book that I can read whenever I want to.
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CrotchboobAddict: @Cculber007: is that really you.. I met a cat looking like that when I went for a walk some days ago, real friendly, and those glasses look like something my grandmother would wear
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Rat: @fishmonger: Why do you read books though?

The cathode ray tube has been invented, no need to stare at text on paper anymore. Get with the times, gramps!
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champofgalacticretards: @Rat: You want a story about me, CumbeRat? Okay there is a story goes...me and O Rly....user image The end.
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Rat: @Cculber007: I question that story's authenticity.
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Tetragrammaton: @Rat: people read books so they are able to out hassle those who do not.
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: I really don't know what to say about you. I really don't anymore. If you are doing all of this on purpose you are a true genius.
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: Thta means you are really BIG teenage troll?
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Rat: @Tetragrammaton: Even Cculber's making more sense than you right now.
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champofgalacticretards: @Rat: because of stolen codes I took from Franky_Whiskey's brain?
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Rat: @Cculber007: Yes. Exactly.
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Tetragrammaton: @Rat: Went over your head it seems.
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Rat: @Tetragrammaton: You keep telling yourself that.

Just like you keep telling yourself that random nonsense you sent to me in PMs.
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: Sending to Rat PRIVATE MESSAGES is NOT NECESSARY. Only attention Rat got is convience him that you are his long-lost brother.

@Rat: I have hacked many users including staff. all I do using my famous cat's sneaking and it took 2 seconds. LOL like Ninjakitty.
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Rat: @Cculber007: I'm positive that openly admitting that you've hacked an administrators account will have no repercussions whatsoever.
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Tetragrammaton: @Rat: I don't see how suggesting you're pigma dengar is nonsense. Even more so when its coming from other people, or you're being set up.
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deathstriker: Damn, drama at Paheal and I missed it!
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Rat: @Tetragrammaton: Why the fuck would I be pigma_dengar?

Rule 24 (and 28) clearly states that multiple accounts are not allowed, so if I had multiple accounts I'd risk getting banned.
Why would I risk that after all these years making a name for myself as Rat just to post as fucking pigma_dengar?

If I have anything to say I'll say it as Rat.

If you spend a little more time here or read up on my comment history you'll soon realise I'm in no need for another alias to voice my opinion or speak my mind.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: So sad...I can feel your emptiness all the way here :(
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: Perhaps you need a vacation. After breaking site rule 11 and 32 many (subtle) times, I think it is time to cool your engines down for a little while.

I also defend my decision with site rule 11.
Nighty night, deaf bat!
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deathstriker: @Franky_Whiskey: Cculber was banned? For how long?
It was about time to be honest.
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Franky_Whiskey: @deathstriker: Yes he was. He took a week off.

Hope he stops this stops the recent sperg rush he went on. He was always sorta annoying, but he made sense and didn't went full spazo on people back then.
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traffik: @Franky_Whiskey: Oh my God, this is beautiful. He's been practically begging for it for a while now. I can't wait to see if he picks right up where he left off when he comes back, or if he actually has enough sense to dial it back.
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Anonymous19(16): and to think there was a time where cculber didn't go full retard. he's been overdue for a vacation for quite awhile now.
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Anonymous20(6): It's about time! Three cheers for Franky.
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Tetragrammaton: @Rat: Your word doesn't qualify as a grounds of dismissal.
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Tetragrammaton: @Franky_Whiskey: Cculber was banned? He's like the mascot of autism for this site though, I will shed many tears ...
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Rat: @Tetragrammaton: I never gave you my word, I presented the truth and all logical arguments for it.

If you're too inbred to see what's in front of you I have nothing more to add than you're retarded.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Tetragrammaton: Considering both of you have a lot in common, it is not surprising Fara avoids you.
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Tetragrammaton: @Rat: Dishonesty doesn't exist? What world are we in?@Franky_Whiskey: I knew it was either one of you two. Seems I hit a nerve!
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Franky_Whiskey: @Tetragrammaton: One of you two what. Seems like you're out of happy pills tho, looney.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Tetragrammaton: Also, maybe Fara would talk to you if you stopped being a paranoic aspie fuck along with your fatso faggot buddy. Haven't talked to her about it (don't care if she doesn't). Just don't involve me in your yiffy stuff. All I care for is Paheal.

I am enough of a furfaggot to live with.
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Tetragrammaton: @Franky_Whiskey: Now the feint of ignorance begins, who else would know if someone else was reading someone elses pms? Certainly that means its not a normal user pulling the strings behind pigma, going to delete your own pms again?
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Franky_Whiskey: @Tetragrammaton: So somebody is helping that aspie fuck? Can't do anything to fellow staff members. But neat, now I will not feel bad when I ban him. I'll make sure to state on his ban that you ratted his sorry ass out. What a great friend you are, man.

And as for you, start behaving as good as you can. You being here is already bannable offense. Stop harassing Rat, O Rly and the other users with your asperations, and stop being a general asshole.

Or perhaps we can skip the formalities.
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Tetragrammaton: One of my comments vanished .. SURPRISING!! Perhaps I Should repost it.
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Franky_Whiskey: One of mine did too. Guess somebody doesn't want me to spoil the surprise and tell everyone who you are. And I already banned Pigma.

Who knows, maybe he will come back as Tetragrammaton 2: Autistic Bogaloo, like a certain someone who shouldn't be here on the first place.
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mD: @Franky_Whiskey: I don't mind some good old fashioned official brutality. But keep it subtle, you know, for the kids.
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Franky_Whiskey: @mD: nickles-inside-wet-socks style, lel.
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Tetragrammaton: @Franky_Whiskey: That was obviously you attemtping a poor save, which just names me look right, why else would you delete it?
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Tetragrammaton: Makes.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Tetragrammaton: Because I didn't delete nothing? I already said so.
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deathstriker: Can't we just get allong dudes?

We are all beautifull and special little snowflakes that are carried away on winter wind's wings, we should love and accept each other.

(Damn that was too obvious, even for me.)
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Anonymous21: Oh christ, shit hit the fan here...
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: You are FUCKING stupid ADOLF HILTER, I am a real deaf man with grammar problem, not pretending and I don't see any rules including 21. You know admins are too stupid to not correct or update to make clear so no one is confused, asshole? Take your B.S. and show in your mouth, asshole! If I find your real name, I will have your head, you d.m.
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: Oh man you're back, brother.
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: You will have his head you say? Does that ring any bells Franky? perhaps an image you saw earlier today ...
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: Tetragrammation 2? I am not acting like him cuz he has a better grammar and he is not deaf! I never accept any hearing people. I decide to not help staff anymore as my respecting for them is down in the toilet so I will send e-mail to artists on DNP list instead of reporting to retarded staff. Rather to see this site being "suing" by them. I will not report dupes, child pornography, non-porn, and more than 6 pgs. I will not fix tags, rather leave incorrect tags. I will be not helping anymore, asshole. O Rly is NOT your daughter or girlfriend, asshole. You break a real rule called A.D.A. You are in a hot water, asshole! You are fucking yourself!
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: I rather to meet him in a person so I can beat him up with a baseball bat because he DESERVED it! Franky_Whiskey must be DESTROYED!
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: Don't call me a brother, you HATE me, remember?
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: user image
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: I don't hate anyone.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: @Cculber007: @Cculber007: @Cculber007:

OH SHIT GUIZE! ASPIE MCSPERGERSON IS BACK! I GUESS I AM DEAF MEAT NOW!

Srsly, tho. Know what a 10ga shotgun is? I ain't afraid of shit, lel
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: wait, calm down and channel your anger into enegery.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Tetragrammaton: and in spelling shit right.
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: I am sorry but I do NOT believe you. You hated me few eyars ago and still same. If I were you, I would not upload more pictures or Franky Whiskey ban you for a week when he "pretended" to be tryinging as a "nice"
moderator. I can tell you why he banned me for a week.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: I banned you for acting the Mickey.
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: Dead Meat. It was your fault for everything plus "Dead Meat" you put in my mind from your PM, asshole. I am not backn as a same person. I am going to have your head once I find you.

@Tetragrammaton: calm down? this asshole cost me wasting of keeping this site better by fixing tags, reporting to keep clean and safe, and hope admins to help but no, they are "too" asshole. If Franky Whiskey is no longer a moderator, I will be calm down. My former doctor said my anger and obession mixed won't be gone at least 2 years! I have a lot of problems about myself that they labelled "a dangerous one".
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: Deaf meat!
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: Bullshit, you did ban me for four "silly" reasons but not "acting the Mickey". I guess you are keeping watch the movie where Jim Carrey keep lying while the curse is with him. You banned me for pretending as a deaf user, bugging staff, uploading pictures, and "harrass" one of users which was not true. All of them are BULLSHIT. I am real deaf and I do have a grammar problem, NOT FUCKING pretending as a deaf austim! My hate is growing on you so I wait for you..in...a...person.
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: YOUR HEAD. You know "Dan Vs." is based on me?
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: lol ok

@Cculber007:
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: You load the picture! you needed to be banned for a week!
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: Relax, man. Listen to this great track from one of my fav bands, The Deaftones
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: DEFTONES, NOT DEAFONES. You have a prob lem with spelling? I am right, you are not an expert because deaf people don't listen with their ears! This does not have closed captioning or subtitles, asshole.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: user image
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: You banned me for posting pictures but you are allowed to post them? unfair. You should be banned, asshole.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: No, I banned you for acting the Mickey. Lots of folks were relieved when they learned you took a vacation from here!
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Suzuka: @Cculber007: You got banned? YRS! Finally! You had this coming for the longest time!

@Franky_Whiskey: Through the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you for being the first staff member to actually have the decency to ban this gender rationalizing idiot.
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Nefretitties: "Achievement Unlocked: Ban For Acting The Mickey"
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Pakoniggy: Acting The Mickey

Steamboat muh willie
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: Yes calm down, "CALM Your mind Erik" you can easiley achieve your goal, he's very generic and predictible, he wants you mad emotional, learn to pretend.
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traffik: Back for what, a few hours, and how many threats has he already made? "I am going to have your head once I find you".

Looks like a temporary ban wasn't enough.
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champofgalacticretards: @Suzuka: a week is not a longest time. one of my "buds" (ex-user) had 1 month ban. You are an idiot too, you know for not doing correct job on these? Remember you know how much close to ban when you lied to admins about oni image that was DNP??? you fool. Franky_Whiskey is NOT the first staff member to ban me, he was a SECOND staff. warrior, former admin banned me for an hour after I discriminated his "job" in 2010 but you are too stupid to understand.

@Pakoniggy: I wasn't banned for acting the mickey, I was banned because Franky_Whiskey thought I was pretending as deaf. what stupid moderator is.

@traffik: You want to be an enemy too for having your head on display? back off, fool. I don't hearing people discriminate deaf people like you. Maybe you should be banning for a week too.

@Franky_Whiskey
: It ain't over until the fat lady sung.

@Tetragrammaton: I am not calm down until Franky_Whiskey resigns as the moderator. That is it. No one like a lying immature dolty moderator like him.
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traffik: @Cculber007: I don't discriminate against you for being deaf. In my entire history on this site, I think I have only one time made any kind of joke about that, and after I did it, I felt horrible about it and asked for the comment to be removed. I have proof of this in my private messages with site staff.

Furthermore, I have come to your defense[i] when other people have made fun of you because of your disability. I'd love to link to that pic, but it looks like it's been removed. However, I know that you remember what I'm talking about. I went through the trouble of explaining to people that people who use ASL form sentences differently, because it's not fair to make fun of you for something that you have no control over.

That being said, your attitude is something that you [i]do
have control over, and it's that attitude that got you banned. You warn me about becoming an 'enemy'? Well, that's up to you. You have earned every enemy that you have on this site-- which by this point, is almost every other user on the site. You used to talk about there being an "anti-Culber group" on paheal. Well, go find the nearest mirror and meet its founding member, because you are your own worst enemy.

And I've done nothing bannable. I've never even gotten so much a warning from staff that I've been on thin ice in that regard. You're the one who just got back from a week-long vacation, so I'll leave you with this thought: I'd wager that a second ban is a hell of a lot easier to come by than the first one is. You're officially a "trouble user" now.

Keep it in mind.
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traffik: @traffik: Of course, I mess up the formatting when I'm trying to get an important point across. T_T
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Franky_Whiskey: @traffik: You haven't seen nothing compared to what he wrote to me in the PMs. Good thing I saved my replies!

Lulz were had.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: Ladies and gents, he just can't stop acting the Mickey!
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traffik: @Franky_Whiskey: Yikes.
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champofgalacticretards: @traffik: If you want to help me, why you want me to be banned because I have a thing against Franky_Whiskey which is your true pal?

@Franky_Whiskey: No, I AM NOT acting the Mickey. You did not tell them the truth about everything. You are acting the Mickey also as well.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: Not tell them the truth? I see our PM exchange as a whole. even removed the ban ticket with your fucking IP address. Yeah, you're pretty much still acting the Mickey right now.

I guess I'll let them judge our behaviors. For the record, I have nothing against deaf folk. I do have everything against anybody who messes with me. So beat it, deaf meat.
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traffik: @Cculber007: I don't have any 'pals' on the staff. Franky_Whiskey and I have barely spoken to each other before. I've never gone directly to him with a site issue, and there's not a single PM in my inbox from him. The only person on staff that I've ever considered myself particularly 'friendly' with was Titanium, and I have no idea whether or not he thought the same in return.

My desire to see you banned is not because you have a 'thing' with Franky. It's because that 'thing' has spiraled out of control-- or rather, you have. And it's not just Franky. The list of people you have running arguments with is a long one, and practically growing by the day, because you have no ability to let anything go.

Case in point: your last comment before getting banned, on >>1193028 . Just because you have a feud with SONIC_FRIEZA, you left a message to him on a pic that you posted, on which SONIC_FRIEZA had made no prior comment. This his how badly you hold grudges, that you will bait people in entirely new threads just to keep the war going on. You have to realize that that's not normal, right?

You started your comment with the words, "If you want to help me". I don't. I wanted to help you. Past tense. But in that way that only you can, you've taken what was once good will, and turned it into "I-no-longer-give-a-fuck". This is because I have absolutely no faith that you can reverse this crash course with insanity that you're on. You're a lost cause, and I think that the site should abandon you like the sinking ship that you are.
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Franky_Whiskey: @traffik: Beautiful.

Tho he will probably brush it off saying we hate deaf people or that you're my boyfriend or something.
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traffik: @Franky_Whiskey: Sorry. I'm prejudiced against Latinos. *rimshot*
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Franky_Whiskey: @traffik: what a twist!
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Roflcakes: Oh man, I can't fucking breathe... This thread is going places.
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serah: @Cculber007:
You are a perverted freak.

harrassing sexually to O Rly and other female users. That is what an experienced user doing.

@O Rly: anyone will have you in a cage with cat food and water dish as they treat you like a human cat.

 @Gackt: Yeah, the issue is about hot, beautiful O Rly so we try to rape her. LOL

@O Rly: No, you are not. You are a female user that deserved to be raping, making love, and sexing by us. That is why we are waiting on you to show your nude photo. LOL 

Cculber007: @KaGeTaMi: Sarcastican called faggette when Cculberian raped O Rlette. End of the story.
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champofgalacticretards: @traffik: I am sorry but but I believe you are pals with staff because you was a candiate for being an admin which you turned down. SONIC FRIEZA? you did fight against him too about between tags of Batman and Batman_(series). I did request the solution to staff about DC Universe and Marvel Universe to cover x-men, avenegrs, justice league and series. Did staff listen? No. They love troubles more than care about the site. SONIC_FRIEZA deserved the ban! he messed up tags. You knew one of rules don't allow. I am not nice to anyone who made a fun of my problems including Franky_Whiskey. I am not insane, I am angry all times. Franky Whiskey did not ban me for acting the mickey, he banned me for "pretending as deaf", harrass one of users (she said it was not true), joking about staff that was not in a rule, and loading pictures. Franky_Whiskey is yours now. Tuitanium is better than him and other staff anyway. They found the Titanic and they brought parts of the ship to show the world so if I am sinking, you can find me and bring my parts to the site. Cculber007-controlling-traffik is a nice ring to name. There is NO normal in this site. You think the church and average people call the site when you post porn including shemales and others?

@Franky_Whiskey: Exchanging PMs was not acting the mickey, you know what I mean. Yes you and staff hated me because of my bad grammar. Remember you banned me for pretending as deaf austim while I am real deaf austim????, D.M.F.W. I got to make sticker on my car, "Franky_Whiskey hates deaf people" sounds an good idea. Franky_Whiskey is now traffik's real pal.
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Suzuka: To tell you the truth, Cculber007 can act as crazy as he wants and the most he'll probably be banned for is a temporary week.

His contributions to this site is too unordinary. He even helps the "commenting traffic" regardless if they turn out to be negative. He contributes more than most moderators on paheal in my opinion. (fixing tags, reporting images, uploading images, etc.)

The point I'm trying to make is that if it weren't for his mental disability (makes shitty remarks, deaf user, etc.) he most likely would have been a top-tier staff member by now.

I remember a time Cculber007 was wondering why none of the pics he uploaded never became featured. He would curse out some of the staffs. Those comments gave me some good laughs.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: YOU AM NO REAL SUPER DEAF!

Now really. Stop acting the Mickey, Virginia!
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Franky_Whiskey: @Suzuka: Heh, I wouldn't count on it! I am just letting Deaffy Duck stay to see how far his aspieness can go.

As of right now I'm mildly impressed.
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traffik: @Cculber007: Just to set the record straight-- I was never actually offered admin, now that I look back in my PMs. I was offered 'moderator', which I assume has less responsibilities.

But regardless, both offers came from staff members who I had little to no prior contact with. Whatever you believe, it happened because of my history of volunteering on the site, and nothing else. I'm sure you find that hard to believe, because you probably think that you deserve the same consideration for your volunteer work, but the problem is, your volunteerism comes with a side order of crazy.

It's like I said in another thread-- just because you think you've earned something, doesn't mean that you actually have.
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: Deafy Duck? You compare me to Daffy Duck? I am more like Donald Duck, SIR. I am from Georgia, NOT Virginia. You need to stop acting the Mickey! I don't like you very much. Too bad, I am not a perfect hearing man that you hoped for. I am not real super deaf, I am a deaf bastard and that is real. Too bad you have doubts that I am deaf. You are not midly impressed, sir because it sounds b.s. to me. Sorry! I am focusing on the image because this busty girl with glasses is my perfect dream girl.....

@Suzuka: Now I am careless about the images are not being featured images. If staff want to have immature, disrespect, childish, and worse behaviors, let them do. You hate me so you care? Remember You angry at me because I thought you was a woman when it was based your female avatar and your female name? It is too much confusing! After I found the truth about staff, I do not think i want to be part of staff at all. It is true that I have done more than staff by caring of the site and helped some on a good day. A lot of newbies and artists sent me PMs more than staff for a guide but I am not really a part of staff, I am just a deaf user where no staff want me to stay on the site. Franky_Whiskey, by way it is not acting the Mickey. You are a woman or a man? Sorry, my mind does not remember which gender you are. Your profile made you more like woman than man. Sorry!

Talking about the image - tell me why hot beautiful short-haired glassed girl with big boobs who was fucked by Mario and Luigi NOT existing?? why? because hse is my PERFECT dream girl! The comment I have for that image.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: Nothing like a deaf hillbilly furry to set the record straight!

FYI, guize, we are soon going to be deaf meat. Now he's powering up his derpo level to become the feared and legendary Super Aspieyan 3. He is real super sand!
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: Are you acting the mickey? redneck and hillbilly same? I dunno. furry? you mean I am a cat? You don't know how to be a deaf person. Sorry! Maybe it is better if you stay as a hearing person. I talk about the image now. Maybe I try to find a girl look like that girl in the image. You ahve not made a comment about the image yet. This image is more important than me.
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Anonymous22(16): that was a short week. this is getting to be pretty goddamn memorable.
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Anonymous23: Keep the comments commin mother fuckers keep um commin.
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OutlawInk: Oh hey! There's a bunch of comments on one of my pictures!

... O_o
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Franky_Whiskey: @OutlawInk: Epic bread needs epic butter!
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Nefretitties: So much The Mickey I can barely take it
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champofgalacticretards: @OutlawInk: where I can find this hot short hair girl?
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: Chicks love great listeners.
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champofgalacticretards: @serah: everyone is "perverted". O Rly is a popular female user that brought a lot of attention of male users in many pages so you have to deal it and make a comment about this image that I wanted a dream girl - busty short-haired girl with glasses! Mickey has left the building anyway. Have a good night!
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Franky_Whiskey:
@Cculber007:O Rly is a popular female user that brought a lot of attention of male users in many pages so you have to deal it


Tl;Dr Just like rape victims, she had it coming to her, lawl

What a misogynist fuck he is...Makes me all the happier for all the suffering I have in store for him.
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: I asked Outlawink, NOT you. misogynist? I love girls and women. You don't know me well. Like I say when you joined in 2009; same year I have been joined so you should know better! Acting the mickey again? I just replied to serah about this comment and I focus to the image more. which is important? picking on Cculber007 or sharing the comments about Outalwink's image? Now see who is acting the mickey. You haven't TALK about the image. The truth set you free as world's happiest bird..... By a way, I don't suffer.
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: I really can't save you here if you keep going on, you need to calm down dude.
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Tetragrammaton: @OutlawInk: Yeah and next time I need a favour I'm coming to you.
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CrotchboobAddict: this is some funny shit, you guys owe me a new monitor for spitting coffee on this one.
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Rat: Go on.
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: No, I am not. I am busy staring to Outlawink's image now. What do you think of hot busty short-haired girl with the glasses?

@CrotchboobAddict: sending Franky_Whiskey a bill for a new coffee-proof monitor and please fap for hot busty short-haired girl with the glasses!

@Rat: what do you think of hot busty short-haired girl with the glasses? Yeah, I love women and girls more than Franky_Whiskey.
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Rat: @Cculber007: Let's just say it's an OC that clearly doesn't cater to my taste and leave it at that.
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champofgalacticretards: @Rat: what is your taste of women and girls? I do love busty short-haired women and busty catgirls alot.
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: That's so mediocre ...
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: You said the image is not very good? Sorry but it is my opinion that the girl is sooo perfect for me. I have to find a real-life girl that looks like her!
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: No, I'm saying plastic looking big breasted women are everywhere in porn to the point that it becomes detestable on the eyes. The options are near endless in drawn material.
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: What kind of woman/girl do you have a taste in? long-haired busty blondie that you knew who is.
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Tetragrammaton: @Tetragrammaton: The one that rps a starfox character from a comic book with a sassy-arrogant overtone? lol
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: Krystal. I wish catgirls and humanized animals are existing but they are not. Maybe cosplaying?
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: Cats have a keen sense of hearing. Can't fit the bill on that one, man!
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Tetragrammaton: @Tetragrammaton: No, no no, not Krystal though that would be fine, I'm speaking of our lovable Fara Phoenix user.
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Tetragrammaton: @Franky_Whiskey: There are deaf cats as well as blind ones, they fall under the same disabilities that humans can have.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Tetragrammaton: The schadenfreude she'll get out of you will be blissfully orgasmic.

Hope I'm wrong...nah, I do want it to happen.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Tetragrammaton: Yeah, they become roadkill.
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Tetragrammaton: @Franky_Whiskey: pretty sure it will play out like this user image
*pssssst* I'm the one on the left.
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Tetragrammaton: @Franky_Whiskey: Pretty sure it's either through stress or a born genetic defect.
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: we talk about the image. I am deaf but you know the cats have a senses of smelling! You do not like short-haired busty woman?

@Tetragrammaton: I see you have crush on O Rly, Fara Phoenix, and other female users.
You mean >>801284? I understand. I love women and girls too.
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: Forget O Rly, I was just bored, probably will never talk to "him" again.
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: Roadkill? you plan to drive over ME? You got backward of it! maybe you do not want to talk about the image because you are...watching by who you know I talk about. Maybe Mona Lisa is too hot for you?
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: lol
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Franky_Whiskey: @Tetragrammaton: Leaving my asshole self aside for a brief minute, I confess I'd rather have and treasure a platonic friendship. Haven't felt good since a month ago, and I have this funny feeling I'm going to die soon. Might be the booze or work stress, but all I've wanted as of lately is to pass away in my dreams.

Perhaps out of kindness I will wake up one morning, with her sleeping at my side, and I then will know that I'll not be hungry, or tired, or scared anymore. Ain't the "her" you thinking of, don't worry.

I'm going back to being a righteous jerk. My heart aches every time I acknowledge my possible imminent death.
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Tetragrammaton: DISSED! DISSSED! MONA LISA IS TOO HOT FOR FRANKY WHISKEY!
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Tetragrammaton: @Franky_Whiskey: Why the sudden change all of a sudden

*slowly backs away* ...
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: Ah, thanks a lot for that. Behavior like this makes me glad for the time I still have to drive you insane, heh.
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: he is a SHE. Ask Franky Whiskey! There are few female users in the site that is filled with big horny hungry bad wolves, cats, and dogs. Oops I said too much.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Tetragrammaton: Don't feel pity. All this' is a dream.
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Tetragrammaton: I'd rather wake up one morning in the 10th omni-dimension face to face with what you humans consider "god" and have an ultimate argument with it.
Or being able to experience a super nova.
Or drifting off into a sea of stars ...
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: Naw, I knew you hated me so much like staff and you keep eyeing on me at 24 hours every day. You propably do not want because you need your love with your mate more than your "job" as a moderator. It will solve your heartache. You are not a jerk, you are s.o.b. I drove you crazier than you did. Maybe Venus de Milo is too hot for you again?
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Rat: @Cculber007: Wouldn't you like to know.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: She's deafinitely such a hawt piece of deaf meat.
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: I thought you were going to make out with him for a second, [i]you have gravely disappointed me.[i/]
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: Speaking of deafinitely, I know who is too hot for you that you wanted to have her - Marlee Matlin!

@Rat: Yes! I WANT to know!
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Franky_Whiskey: @Tetragrammaton: He listens to The Deaftones, one of my fav bands. What's not to love?
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: Franky_Whiskey? he has a power to ban, you know? you already knew he did to me for no reason!
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: You did say you would solve his heartache.
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: I would read the texts if they have ones and it's Defltone. I am in country music, sorry. I am more like Deafukes of the Pahealazzard!
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: I'VE GOT THE POWER!
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: Yep, all I need tools from my old friend, Van Helsing.
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Tetragrammaton: This is like a soap opera.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Tetragrammaton: and given it is text-based, it is also deaf-friendly!
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: You made this page look like feature image without tagging [i]feature image[ii].
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: You still here, Deaft Punk?
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Rat: @Cculber007: Then I won't tell you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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champofgalacticretards: @Rat: Okay.

@Franky_Whiskey: You still here, Bad Moderator?
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Rat: @Cculber007: There is no need to be upset.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: > I r teh bad for banning an annoying aspie fuck

Dunno how that makes me bad, but whateva, catspergers.
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champofgalacticretards: @Rat: No, I do understand. privacy and business are important to be respected. You upset?

@Franky_Whiskey: every staff is bad. Are i suck yo dick if I call you a new nickname, "Sour Moderator"? Sorry but you are chip on mine and Tetragrammaton more than you did to other users. I know we are not special users, I just want to talk about THE IMAGE. Yes, this hot woman in the the image is a perfect dream girl for me! Is this Pahel Rule 34 where people can fap on hot pornographic characters from the media world or "The Cculber007 Show"?
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champofgalacticretards: Are i suck your dick? that was alaiased, not mine. I was saying "Are you M.A.D.?"
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: Mothers Against Drunkenness? Nah.
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: I mean furious
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Rat: @Cculber007: I don't get upset. *sunglasses* I get even.

Actually I usually fail to have any kind of reaction to stuff whatsoever and go do something else, like eat pancakes, play videogames or fap.
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Nefretitties: Wow, this is still rolling? Are we, like, going to keep doing this forever?
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Anonymous24(16): ^ you're a guy everyone can look up to. :D
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Anonymous25(16): that was supposed to be @rat.
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Nefretitties: ^aaaw, why can't you look up to ME? I mean I just want us all to be friends again :'(
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champofgalacticretards: @Rat: For me, I may be a big collector of media world with my glasses made me a nerd but I am a sex freak so I am lusting for women and girls.

@Nefretitties: No one can made a friendship in the site.
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Tetragrammaton: @Rat: Didn't you know? The world ended in 2012 and we're all actually trapped in hell, doomed to repeat the same things over and over again until we learn our previous life lesson?
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Tetragrammaton: Meant that to Nefretitties
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Rat: @Tetragrammaton: I look up to you, sugartits.
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Rat: ^actually was @Nefretitties
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: Correct, we are in the alternate Earth where the year 2112 will be ending. You have been tranassfered to that since our Earth was exploded in December 2012.
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champofgalacticretards: @Rat: are you collecting stuff for hobby? Collecting images from the site and put them in external hard drive is fun.
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FapFapMan: CAN WE ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FAP?!!?
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Rat: @Cculber007: No, I just really love cartoons, and as an adult I can enjoy them properly, like I wanted as a kid but got in trouble when I drew Princess Toadstool porn in the math books.
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Anonymous26: + a gud tyme wuz had bi all..
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Tetragrammaton: @Cculber007: Exactly my dear Cculber, I didn't consider that possiblity.
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Decanter: @FapFapMan: I speak from long experience when I say no, no we can't. But hey, no one's forcing you to look at the comments if fapping is all you wanted. There's rarely extra fap material there.
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champofgalacticretards: @Tetragrammaton: you don't believe in alternate realities?

@Rat: Me too. I always was in a trouble in school and university.

@FapFapMan: don't need to tell us shut-up, just point and fap over my favorite girl in the image, sir.
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: Deafinitively the best comment so far, herp
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: I am waiting for your comment about the image. I want hot busty shorthaired girl with glasses badly!, Damn Outlaw_Ink. If he draws more of her, I will be a crazy cat!
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Franky_Whiskey: @Cculber007: You already are a crazy cat. Thread's living proof of that, dog.
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champofgalacticretards: @Franky_Whiskey: You won't comment because your mate is jealous? Now I am nuttier because I must have short-haired busty girl with glasses!
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KaGeTaMi: Ladies and gentleman, may I present to you THE SHITSTORM OF THE CENTURY!

@Franky_Whiskey: Gotta love your logic over proving how "deaf" people have passion over cartoon characters.

@Cculber007: Unless you dig all the way down to the scum miser of seedy "meet and fuck" sites, it's very unlikely there's going to be a short-haired busty girl who will even remotely be interested in you.

In short, Cculber is just another ignorant boob on Paheal. POOL'S CLOSED, THREAD'S OVER EVERYBODY GO HOME
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Anonymous27(16): can we has more drama and rectal bleeding.
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Rat: @Anonymous: Only if you finish your peas and pork.
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Anonymous28: @KaGeTaMi: The pool may be closed, but the drool bucket is always open.
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champofgalacticretards: @KaGeTaMi: It is closed before you and no one wants to hear yours. Bye, sir.
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Anonymous29(5): *In a deep dramatic voice* CHAOS ON BULLSHIT MOUNTAIN!
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Anonymous30(5): For the love of God, and all that is holy. MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

And I'm no longer part of the thread.
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deathstriker: Why real life hates me so much? I lost some good drama. :*(
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KaGeTaMi: What does it mean to "act the Mickey", anyway? I'm thinking it's the equivalent of acting like a little kid, whom make up roughly 85% of Paheal's user population (with the exception of O Rly, Franky, Rat, and some others including the admins).

@Cculber007: We'll all be laughing at the pool when you get another "all-expense paid trip off for who knows how long.

TL;DR- "You get NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!"
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Tetragrammaton: @deathstriker: I aint over yet, not by a long shot. Not until the Fat Fara sings at least.
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KaGeTaMi: And I tend to see O Rly kinda like this lovely lady:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/c5b5a32776742773082d79c9636a8246/tumblr_mqs6pmvvZ31qdgn5lo1_r1_500.png

Strong, independent, tough, and blondes with big boobs.
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Tetragrammaton: @KaGeTaMi: Someone needs to be unplugged from the Matrix O Rly has created for them!
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Anonymous31: WTF was this all about again?
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Franky_Whiskey: @Anonymous: Dicks.
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Rat: @Anonymous: real deaf man acting the Mickey


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