Krawczyk: Alrite youse guys, it's time to get up and streeeetch for that always-expected final 24 hour calisthenics push. Feel that buu~uurn in yo pocketbook! Lets at least get her some new threads! And just look at all the threads Spidertae is leaking, certainly enough to make at least one of those costumes!
And who doesn't want more of this beauty's buttshaking in a variety of different duds, amirite?
Anonymous10: Shantae really isn't as good as these obnoxiously spamtastic niche fans make it out to be. Wow, so you're one of like 20 people in the world who owns the original cartridge, good on you!
Time to pack up folks. R34 has become an advertising platform for games on kickstarter we don't give a shit about and features that are just simply boring.
Will be waiting for a Shadbase version where she has a dick and everybody spazes the fuck out; And the thread turns into an entertaining blog of transphobic rants.
soheifox: @Anonymous: I own it. It's aplatformer that promised to be a series but, since it was just competent and not great, a comapny full of "great" cancelled sequels. Kind like Firefly. Had Shantae come form Sony, it'd get yearly releases. Had Firefly been on UPN, a failure network, instead of Fox, all the neckbeards would be saying how great Andromeda's potential was.
soheifox: And I'm beginning to agree with all the pussy anons who won't register: Features are boring crap lately. FW's are at least not usually eye-rollingly boring. Feature mind blowing garbage, or actual art worthy of features. If you absolutely MUST push your obscure idiot fandom.. pick a decent image.
soheifox: in fact, this piece of crap image doesn;t even qualify as rule 8 under this very site's rules. It's my responsibility, and that of everyone else who cares about this site, to report it as not_porn.
l0rd0ct0d0rk: lol, everyone's all complaining about it, and I'm sitting here wondering what it would be like to do it with a life sized spider. Just saying, i'd be curious to stick it in where her web comes out.
TheBigMansini: What's happenin' with that River City Ransom Underground? Man, I really hope that one comes thru as well. River City needed a good sequel, and Underground seems legit. I'm so glad Kickstarter exists. Its definitely what the industry needed.
Anonymous21: @Krawczyk: You're an unfunny, enormous faggot.
@Tetragrammaton: Shut the fuck up, you trite child. What shitstorm, retard? You think that is an original comment worth making? You think this could cause a shitstorm? Your think it's still interesting to say "INNBEE4 SHITSTORM HURRRR"? Get fucked.
Anonymous22(21): @l0rd0ct0d0rk: Lol, no one's all complaining about it faggot, like you wish, and you are not interesting, and that doesnt make you interesting or special. It makes you about as interesting as a virgin freak cumming on his blowup doll in a basement. Lol fuck off retard
Anonymous30: Wow....................................................................................we're..................................... gonna need a bigger newspaper to kill that thing.
Fox_McCloud: whither we wanna see a tom clancy porn image or not is besides the point... it has always been a paheal tradition to feature a pic of someone who passes away!
@soheifox: Yea, it's pretty much like Okami or Alundra or Psychonauts or some other niche w/ odd gameplay+insane fandom game. But it's got the hottest hero of'em all, and the next stretch goal was cosplay stuff! So, topical! My own favourite niche w/ odd gameplay+insane fandom games though are Azure Dreams, Evergrace, Timestalkers, and Ephemeral Phantasia.
Also shortly after I posted it someone donated $10,000. I really hope that was just a coincidence, because otherwise, srsly wtf ugaiz.
@Peacock: I was gonna try and be clever and feature some same fisher, but what the fuck, only 7 pics and they're like...horrid poser-esque porn. Da fuq.
The attractive and successful African got ref'd in a fucking MGS expo announcement, you'd think there would be an equal amount of wacky extreme-hentai-position yaoi of ol' Sammy, especially with Snake. I never even looked the game up before, but I was damn fucking sure there'd be at least a full page to choose from!
Also for some reason this message didn't post yesterday. My connection has been so weird lately.
tell you what, the things you just typed on your keyboard are null and void, until you come by my house. 814 Highway 880 oak grove LA, 71263. I'll be polite as possible, and listen to everything you have to say before I wind up having to properly defend myself, because RETARDS, like yourself, always talk crap and mention things about how they have the biggest dick around here.
Come to my house, tell me to my face, and maybe I'll confess to it all.
I like you; you're the kind of person that may be worth going to walmart and getting the squirrel shot instead of the buckshot that way I can put even more holes in you, because you'll probably immediately jump to the "redneck who eats cheeseburgers, and totes shotguns" line.
By the way, in 200 years, nobody's gonna give a fuck, so what did we accomplish? Nothing. Congrats on that. I learned that one of us is retarded and it sure as hell ain't me. Do us all a favor and go self-admit into the nearest psychiatric ward before you become the next James holmes, or Ryan Lanza. If you don't, enjoy the rest of your short miserable life.
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And who doesn't want more of this beauty's buttshaking in a variety of different duds, amirite?
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Alipheese Fateburn XVI
Never thought I'd see this on the web.
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SHOW ME DEM TITTIES!
Time to pack up folks. R34 has become an advertising platform for games on kickstarter we don't give a shit about and features that are just simply boring.
Will be waiting for a Shadbase version where she has a dick and everybody spazes the fuck out; And the thread turns into an entertaining blog of transphobic rants.
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I'd much rather look at Shantae porn than Tom Clancy porn though.
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"WAAAH WAAAH THE FEATURES SUCK AND THERE ARE NO STANDARDS ANYMORE! WAAAH"
Seriously, this shit is getting old. Move along folks.
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I lol'd n' fapped
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Nice.
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In other news: Only 8571 images to go until the ludicrous one million!
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I also enjoy hybrids and etc.
All of kind of creatures ( we're creatures too)
@Tetragrammaton: Shut the fuck up, you trite child. What shitstorm, retard? You think that is an original comment worth making? You think this could cause a shitstorm? Your think it's still interesting to say "INNBEE4 SHITSTORM HURRRR"? Get fucked.
@Franky_Whiskey: God you are some boring faggots.
This feature is a fail because there's losers who will enjoy it.
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$800k AND PAPAL DONATIONS STILL GOING!
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Go back to whatever shit shock site you came from.
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Why must you make it so difficult...
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
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AAAAAHHHHH IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA,hehehehe,Hoo Boy...
You're kidding right?
This Is Unacceptable.
No Thaank yooouu.
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FAP FAP FAP FAP
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T-thats not weird
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@soheifox: Yea, it's pretty much like Okami or Alundra or Psychonauts or some other niche w/ odd gameplay+insane fandom game. But it's got the hottest hero of'em all, and the next stretch goal was cosplay stuff! So, topical! My own favourite niche w/ odd gameplay+insane fandom games though are Azure Dreams, Evergrace, Timestalkers, and Ephemeral Phantasia.
Also shortly after I posted it someone donated $10,000. I really hope that was just a coincidence, because otherwise, srsly wtf ugaiz.
@Peacock: I was gonna try and be clever and feature some same fisher, but what the fuck, only 7 pics and they're like...horrid poser-esque porn. Da fuq.
The attractive and successful African got ref'd in a fucking MGS expo announcement, you'd think there would be an equal amount of wacky extreme-hentai-position yaoi of ol' Sammy, especially with Snake. I never even looked the game up before, but I was damn fucking sure there'd be at least a full page to choose from!
Also for some reason this message didn't post yesterday. My connection has been so weird lately.
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tell you what, the things you just typed on your keyboard are null and void, until you come by my house. 814 Highway 880 oak grove LA, 71263. I'll be polite as possible, and listen to everything you have to say before I wind up having to properly defend myself, because RETARDS, like yourself, always talk crap and mention things about how they have the biggest dick around here.
Come to my house, tell me to my face, and maybe I'll confess to it all.
I like you; you're the kind of person that may be worth going to walmart and getting the squirrel shot instead of the buckshot that way I can put even more holes in you, because you'll probably immediately jump to the "redneck who eats cheeseburgers, and totes shotguns" line.
By the way, in 200 years, nobody's gonna give a fuck, so what did we accomplish? Nothing. Congrats on that. I learned that one of us is retarded and it sure as hell ain't me. Do us all a favor and go self-admit into the nearest psychiatric ward before you become the next James holmes, or Ryan Lanza. If you don't, enjoy the rest of your short miserable life.