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Well good news! Give Uncle Crank-And-Spank's Spunk Shack a call and we'll rush over with our patented jizz-hose and give you all you can take!
Our secret formula looks, smells and even tastes just like the real thing!
Secret formula is really gallons upon gallons of meticulously collected horse-jizz. Employment opportunities available for people who are good with their hands and don't mind getting a little dirty. Embezzlement discouraged but not forbidden, (especially if you let us watch.) call 1-800-jerknit (1-800-537-5648) for more details.
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