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Suzuka: ...please don't feature this.
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Krawczyk: Greeeeat job america, great job! Once more another grand ol' party in one of yer finest cities, aye it reminds me of the one I slept through back in the 90s! Look upon how joyous this occasion is, everyone is coming out to this fabulous celebration, even old ghosts from the past wish to play! Yep, it's to celebrate in the spirit of good ol' Johnny Chimpo! Well except for those jerko killjoys that hate spirited shindigs! Glory be to the land of the free!

OP pic totally related to reaction.

I would have thrown this up yesterday morning as planned but I got stuck on the bad server and said fukkit, time to marathon Freedom Planet.
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Anonymous1: The second question (the first being "what the actual fuck?") is: Would it be a handjob or a blowjob?
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meow-meow: what. hardly any comments?
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TheBigMansini: =_____=

Goddammit.
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meow-meow: i dont know where these are from... or anything though
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Anonymous2: @meow-meow: People have been caught, "DUMBFOUNDED!", and, "SPEECHLESS!" It's been known to happen.
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Anonymous3: Why kill a useless attractive and successful African when you've got self-important douchebags like Kraw-whatever still running around talking despite not being asked to?
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CookiePie: Why is this being featured? Did del Toro die or something?
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Flashlight237: @CookiePie: If you hover over the blue text on Kraw's post, it's about the Ferguson raid.
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Cancer: fine job
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loodkiller_1890: Wow if that hand head could give me hand job and I could fuck that pussy ;)
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ithaqua: From fap to nightmare. Thanks for the sleepless night.
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Richardthedragon: This is making me giggle
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Feathery_Duck: Yeah, OK, I get it.
So boyishly silly, it becomes a great joke.
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Anonymous4: @Suzuka: request dissed, dismissed, and ignored.

Or were you expecting this...?
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Farfegnugen: The site is fucking up. I blame the race riots.
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Anonymous5: I wonder why people gave so many shits about one attractive and successful African. Speaking of attractive and successful Africans... Why hasent chris doner been featured? Shurley 2 cops killed by a black man should have raised SOME attention?
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notmacacos2: @Krawczyk: if you think i'm gonna click all that shit then you're wrong mister
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notanonymous: @notmacacos2: You didn't need to follow the links, just look at what's displayed when the cursor is moved over them.
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ilr: neither black nor a cop

did you just -"DramaCoaster ShitFuck9000, PS: pic unrelated"- us??
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mrbutt2: he goin a college in heavvn now aw sweet lawd
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Vicarious_Reality: lul
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Anonymous6: No exceptions!
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Colonel_Mael_Radec: Didn't the little girl in that movie get shot at the end?
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Colonel_Mael_Radec: @CookiePie: Del Toro is actually working on the next Silent Hill game with Hideo Kojima
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anomalous: ^ Yes.
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Andu: Nooo!!! i now i remember agaiN!!
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Anonymous7: this....this is featured???????? fuck you R34! time to suicide
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Anonymous8: @Colonel_Mael_Radec

I seriously think about punching the people in konami who are
responsible for the end of Team Silent and who keep whoring
out the silent hill name and intellectual property to other
developers in the fucking face.
FUCK YOU KONAMI FUCK YOU SH1-4 FOREVER
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Anonymous9: (.)_(.)
"Team Silent was ultimately disbanded by Konami itself, because
Konami wanted Western developers to make the games." - a SH5 artist

Konami needs a punch in the nuts so hard for that
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Krawczyk: @Anonymous: Ugh, I know. Silent Hill is turning into the Simpsons of horror now. Except replace funny with 'random sexy nurse creature.' :| @notmacacos2: hah
@notanonymous: Yeah, that's about it. I love how news sites these days put headlines in the URL, saves so much time! Basically tried to find something 80s or early 90s, possibly with Eddie Murphy or Eddie Griffin, but there was nothin'! Fakers only care about plain old female celebs, and not any of the movies they've been in neither dammit. My first idea was to find a 48 hours pic, but nope don't even exist.
Most of the ideas I did come up with in fact had only one result aside from Whoopi Goldberg, and none of'em are dead yet. Oh yeah, and nobody ever drew anything of Mad Bull 34 even though I had the movies up on the sidebar for about a week last year. For shaaame, how could you resist a crossdressing Mike Haggar?
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Also there wasn't any Urban Chaos or State of Emergency either, so so topically fail.
@ilr: Possibly. But I forgot to drop some party music. So how about some YMCA to start?
Now lets all shake our booties like they do down in the congo!
I wouldn't be surprised if Obongo knows these ladies!
IT APPEARS THEY ARE EVOLVING, FOR THEY HAVE DISCOVERED THE CLAsSICS!
I bet he listened to this when he was getting high!
Finally, we top it off with the president's own national anthem!
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Anonymous10: @Anon8+9 No need for tears my children listen to this:

"Kazuhide Nakazawa: Director of Silent Hill 3. He later joined Kojima Productions." -wiki

"Suguru Murakoshi: Drama director of Silent Hill 2, director and scenario writer of Silent Hill 4. He later joined Kojima Productions." -wiki

So if kojima is doing it now it may be developed by these two
Would be so nice for a change

"Some of the original members (as led by Toyama, director of the first Silent Hill game) went on to create the Siren series, which has a similar atmosphere to the Silent Hill franchise." -wiki

i have not played siren but maybe that will ease your pain
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Bubsy: Pan's Labyrinth. in case people don't know.
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Mole: @Krawczyk: That last link or yours makes me feel a little better about the changes here at paheal re under-age works. They went so ludicrously far that they had to set up a panel to decide wether a pic looks 17 or 18. The fine irony there is that the banner at the top of the forum page has a Porkyman image of Dawn looking pretty <18 to me. On the other hand they seem to be of the opinion that any female with boobs larger than B cup Must be 18+. What a mess.
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Mole: ^ Ops! 'of yours'.
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Farfegnugen: @Krawczyk: Mad Bull is pretty Rule 34 itself. When he's not fucking someone, he's blowing their brains out.
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Anonymous11(8): hey guys have you heard
they are cancelin seinfeld
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HentaiFan8869: @Suzuka: :/ you should never said that and shut up
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Anonymous12: attractive and successful Africans.
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Anonymous13(8): smell
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Anonymous14: @Mole: the fuck are you talking about? What b cup rules? And we don't even have a forum
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Anonymous15: jazz hands !!!
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Anonymous16: ...What?
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Anonymous17: Like, an hour after I watched Pans Labyrinth, this shows up as the featured. What even
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Anonymous18(8): -ing
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Anonymous19: Tell me wtf
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RatherQuiteOdd: I think Handhead ate ass :/
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BobaFettish42: AAAAAAAAAND right in the childhood!
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Anonymous20: my tummy had the rumblies....
that only hands could satisfy
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Anonymous21: God damn R34! Why insult the masterpiece that is Pan's Labyrinth? WHY!?
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Kyosei: @Anonymous: Nothing is sacred!
NOTHING !!!
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Mole: @Anonymous: Hmmmm... "link", could that mean the Youtube link? Naw, that doesn't make sense. Maybe it's the Forums.Hentai-Foundry link. Yeah, I'll bet that's it.
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Anonymous22(8): What people don't realize is that they were AMERICAN internment camps where
they concentrated the japanese-americans. people shouldn't say
japanese internment camps because it paints a wrong picture.
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the_candyman: lmao
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Sodomius: Gnarlicious.
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Anonymous23: @Anonymous: Except the Japs were pretty good at that whole camp thing too. Just ask a random Chink or Yankee. In fact they outdid the Krauts in a lot of ways.
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CrotchboobAddict: ^ Have you heard about the Unit 731, I've seen 2 movies about that. Though, they probably exaggerate stuff as usual. Also fun fact, i've heard the British invented the concentration camps
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meow-meow: why dont you people start discussing the topics given? or others.
you make this site look dead
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Anonymous24: how many meow-meows do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

answer: no matter how many meow-meows you get to try it
they are just to fucking retarded to get the job done.
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Anonymous25(24): unit 731 is a lie manufactured by the chinese in retaliation for their getting buttfucked by the japs before the nukings

british never invented anything all they did was conquering shit and stealing inventors just like the americans during ww2

while were talking ww2 lets just throw in some thruth about the holocaust:

What the allied assholes told you: 4.9 to 6.0 million jews killed

Whats actually true:
In January 1933, some 522,000 Jews by religious definition lived in Germany. Over half of these individuals, approximately 304,000 Jews, emigrated during the first six years of the Nazi dictatorship, leaving only approximately 214,000 Jews in Germany proper (1937 borders) on the eve of World War II.

So cant be millions of dead jews in the holocaust lol
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Anonymous26: Yeah
And what is Israel doing with it?
Bombing palestinian schools and hospitals everyday even though
the U.N. is warning them about unarmed civilians and children in these buildings
every single time. Fuck them and we americans should be ashamed of creating them and helping israel do their deeds.
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CrotchboobAddict: meh, this has such a serious tone, here's a fun pic a friend sent me, supposedly from some sort of leftist demonstration in sweden today, horses run over people, kinda cool https://www.aftonbladet.se/image/19412765/771/normal/ef18a8573d126/WIFI-MG-2596_1.JPG
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Anonymous27(8): .
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FAGGOT | UP
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Ricky_Roma: I want a Vivian James feature motherfuckers.

Could actually help a good cause at the same time, exposing double standards and censorship in the media.

Unless she's actually underage, in which case just feature that Zoe Quinn troll.
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Anonymous28(14): @Ricky_Roma: I don't get that meme, from what I understand 4chan gave some bitch money deliberately because she's a feminist or something?
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Ricky_Roma: @Anonymous: Not even close.

An organisation set up to help female developers was shut down by some feminist twat called Zoe Quinn (so she could start an identical movement which is actually just a huge scam to line her pockets), she's been talked about a lot in the interwebz lately however not at all in news sites because she shows the incestious nature between game journalism and indie developers and the clear bias in pushing a set feminist agenda. There's a lot more going on there, but 4chan and Tumblr and a bunch of other groups you'd never think would work together are actually on the same side on this issue.

OT, 4chan became the biggest contributor to the original campaign despite cries from this whore's supporters that they shouldn't be taking money from them because theyre women haters and such despite the donations proving the total opposite.

As they were the highest contributor they were allowed to design a character for the game. They created Vivian James, an average girl gamer. Not sexualized in any way or any of the usual shit.

Still within minutes of revealing the character she was labeled as a "fucktoy" by feminist hypocrites and other douchebags for no other reason then she was created by 4chan.

But of course r34 of the character is inevitable and at the same time humorous in it shows /v/ can create something beautiful and something horrific in the same breath.

There's more to the story as this has been going on for a week. YouTube search Quinnspiracy Theory if you wanna learn more since no "gaming journalists" want to discuss any of this whole ordeal as it exposes their own bias. But the Streisand Effect is a very real thing.
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Anonymous29: thats not true at all
Quincy Jones is a filthy attractive and successful African
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Anonymous30: who even cares about women lol
idont women suck balls - literally
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arbeitseinheit: i n my opinian i think that women may or may not have a vagina or penis
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gorkix: I chortled
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Anonymous31: Nights in white satin
No beginning or end
Letters i've written
Never meaning to send
Beauty I've always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say anymore
Cuz I love you
Yes I love you
Ohh how I love you

Gazing at people
Some hand in hand
Just what I'm going through
Thoughts they can understand
Some try to tell me
Thoughts they cannot defend
Just who you want to be
You will be in the end

And I love you
Yes I love you
Oh how I love you

Nights in white satin
No beginning or end
Letters ive written
Never meaning to send
Beauty I've always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say anymore

Cuz I love you
Yes I love you
Oh how I love you

Breath deep the gathering gloom
Watch lights fade from every room
Bed sitter people look back and lament
Another days useless energies spent
Impassioned lovers wrestle as one
Lonely man cries for love and has none
New mother picks up and suckles her son
Senior citizens wish they were young

Cold hearted orb that rules the night
Removes the colours from our site
Red is grey and yellow white
But we decide which is real
and which is illusion
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arbeitseinheit: just to counter the gayness

EXODUS

Scar Spangled Banner Lyrics

[Music & Lyrics (G. Holt)]

Oh say can you fucking see
The missiles fall like rain
Bloody mountains majesty
Dead bodies on the plain
By the bombing's eerie light
See the crimsons waves of red
What so proudly they all fell
The twilight of the dead

[Chorus:]
America - the violent
The indifferent
God shit is grace on me
America - the arrogant
The belligerent
Will live in infamy
We the people, for no people
Secure the blessings of tragedy
Do or dain we have enstablished
The scar spangled banner

[Solo - G. Holt]

We pledge allegiance to no god
Only to the blood
Liberty is just a dream
When dying in the mud
This, the land of the deceived, home of the depraved
Bombs, they drop like falling leaves
And the deadly flag still waves

[Repeat Chorus]

Red - the beautiful color of blood
Flowing like a stream
White - the color of bleaching bone
Lovely and obscene
Blue - the bruising color of flesh
Battered, ripped and torn
The colors of the flag of hate
Of violence and porn
What you see is what you get
You haven't see the bloody trail yet
I'm no patriot, just a hate-triot

Blood sport, my sure bet
See the flag, get a body bag
Salvation form a .44 mag.
Nothing left, no one saved
Cause our goddamn motherfucking bloody ass
Banner still waves

[Solo R. Hunolt]
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Anonymous32: Now I know what they mean by "hand and hand".
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Sodomius: *Tatianna from RuPaul's Drag Race voice* See me with them hands!
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nevertoolate: THAT'S Q!!! Like ultra...
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Anonymous33: And he said, "I like watching Greg Universe having sex with nine year old Connie." At that point I knew I had to deliver Hunter Biden's laptop to the authorities. -Diary of a closet Paheal admin.


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