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Anonymous1: im not sure whether to fap to this or hang it on my wall
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Furrygamer: @Anonymous: Both
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Rapeistopheles: I expect this to get featured.
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toongrowner: This belongs into a museum! No serious, that looks like it could be a (good) piece of art fitting in a museum, I'm really impressed. That's what I love about rule 34, how much effort the artist can put in his idea that it can turn into much more than just something to fap to (not that something wrong with that).
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Goodwin: @Furrygamer: Amen to this.
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SpunkMaster69: This is less porn and more fine art. Damn.
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Rickerman: I get it, the picture is about how no matter how much of a pig you are there is a girl out there for everyone!
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Zvantastika: In case someone wonders: "based on the "Death and the Maiden" sculpture by Pierre-Eugène-Emile Hébert."
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Anonymous2: A veritable treat for someone who likes a consensual Ganon/Zelda pairing in particular and TLOZ fanart in general.

P.S. "Ganon" and "Ganondorf" should be separate tags.
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Decanter: Featured.

This isn't related, but would you Americans mind clicking here to petition Congress and the FCC to keep net neutrality in place? We really can't afford to bribe your Internet corporations for preferential treatment, so a defeat on this issue would hurt both of us.
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RogerTheRabbit: Ever since I played the Wand of Gamelon I knew Zelda and Ganondorf were meant for each other.
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Anonymous3: @Decanter: Good luck, yanks.
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HAMBURGERS: How about a kiss, for luck?
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Anonymous4: Gee, it's real boring around here!
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Anonymous5: Mah Boi! This peace is what all true warriors strive for!
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Anonymous6: @Decanter
Actually thinking that the American government gives a shit about the will of the people, and that a petition will change anything. Kek
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Anonymous7: Renaissance as fuck!!
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Anonymous8: Fucks In Pussy.
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Anonymous9: is it just me or do they both looked stoned as fuck?

btw this truly is a masterpiece of art^^
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: Worth a try, speedbump. You'll be surprised what a mass of people can do, like get a shitcan in office.
@Anonymous: The government doesn't have/want control, ICANN is group that does. Big telecoms want more control over pricing and how fast it goes.

Some of you all need to get your news from someplace other than porn website featured image.
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Anonymous10: Well technically the electoral college got that shitcan into power
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Anonymous11: @Anonymous: ignore it and just fap on your wall
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: We are still talking about more than thousand people voting for him.
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superman1576: this art is so gorgeus that i dont even want to touch my dick while looking at it :P
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ChaosInuYasha: I WOULD sign that petition but I don't feel comfortable giving my name/address out on a random website......
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McKraken: Gorgeous work.
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Decanter: @ChaosInuYasha: It's not a random website; it was set up by well-known activist groups that we've personally been in contact with.

@Anonymous: The point of net neutrality is that every service can use the bandwidth, same as the roads. It's not "control" any more than the status quo.

@Anonymous: I'm sure the "snarking on a porn site" strategy works a lot better, but you've already got that angle covered.
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Anonymous12: This isn't fapping material...
This is art that should be highly priced in a museum.
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Anonymous13: MENS ASSES
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: No, FCC doesn't control the internet, only regulate usage for the US.
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Anonymous14: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/legend-of-zelda-renaissance-paintings-fanart/
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Anonymous15: If you want to talk about control of the Internet, you can look at how China runs things. They just banned everything that isn't vanilla porn, so a fifth of the world's population can't even get their rocks off unless they're particularly boring people. With the exception of how stupid and assholish the current FCC people are, they don't currently censor our Internet, they mostly play the role of the watchman for the companies who actually physically control the country's (and world's) Internet.
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GamerGyu: Baroque rule 34? SWEET!
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CaptainBoomer: Hey, Total Drama Island guy? This here is a picture worth making.
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Anonymous16: @CaptainBoomer: YES! No more of that total autistic island
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Anonymous17: This belongs in a museum because this is some fine art
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Anonymous18: Disgusting.
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Shota3D: ^ Wanna Be Startin, You got to be starting something.
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Anonymous19: What happened to the Total Dram Island pic? If I wanted tp look at art, I'd go to a museum like all the other cucks who can't get off. If you know what's good for you, you'll feature more TDI or Loud House stuff, and this arty farty faggit crap.
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betterthannothing: this is literally a decade fucking old
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Anonymous20: Worth featuring on the front page. Unlike 95% which are put there solely to irritate out of spite. I recall with disgust The muslim bigots one of beheading (the depths the moderators go to lick the arses of the lowest forms of life because it's PC) the usual anti-Trump shit (but no pro-Trump, notice ? Some balance that is) and as always with such politically correct shit, the next step - a disproportionate amount of homosexual crap is always to be expected when these hypocrites have control - and now, so a rare - vanishingly rare - a decent one
As for it being a decade old, rather that than yet another anti-Trump pile of steaming shit from some braindead middle class talentless "student"
Besides which how many on this site is reposted every few years endlessly ?
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Anonymous21: @Anonymous: >Complaining about a porn site's political bias
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Nymousano: @Decanter: For this reason (and only for this reason), I´d wish to be a citizen of the USA.
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Anonymous22: gorgeous
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Anonymous23(22): @Anonymous: just hide the featured image then, you dummy. you're here for the porn, not for politics
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Anonymous24: This piece reminds me of the renaissance art.
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NoOriginalUserName: When I first saw this picture, I thought it would be featured eventually, but I knew features were more for shock value than anything.
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Anonymous25(4): Well, excuuuuuuse me, Princess!
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Anonymous26: Keep net neutrality but decrease the regulations that the government enforce. IMHO Obama's net neutrality policies give the government WAY too much control.
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Anonymous27: Now this is real art compared to that total autistic Island garbage that was up a few days ago.

I was Anonymous 27
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Patata: This is actually pretty good, a GOOD featured image at last
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Anonymous28: Perfect ! gg artist
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Anonymous29: I like how suddenly everybody is an art critic.
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Anonymous30(6): Americans thinking they can sway their government, heh. Unless you got a few million to line the pockets of lawyers with, your word is worthless there.

Here's some non-snarky advise: if you want to actually make a change, actually vote for once instead of sitting around with your thumb in your arse hoping others will do it for you. Vote for your representatives, congress or parliament or whatever the fuck you call it there. Get the old cunts that only look at paycheques out of seats of power and vote in someone with some integrity. A bullshit little petition ain't changing shit. Making your voice heard in the way a democracy is actually set up is the only way to change shit.
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Anonymous31: A Beautiful Piece Of Art. Hang it on a Wall. Fapping would be a sin.
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Anonymous32: @Anonymous: "A bullshit little petition ain't changing shit. Making your voice heard in the way a democracy is actually set up is the only way to change shit."

That's what petitions are, dumbass. A former request for a right or benefit from a person or group in authority.
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AustrianG: Damn...this is a piece of art!
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Anonymous33: This isn't Ganondorf, this is Ganon.
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Decanter: @Anonymous: The idea of a petition, even to a corrupt politician, is basically saying "Pay attention to what we think about this issue or I'll remember and vote against you." Do you not understand that?
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Anonymous34(26): Net neutrality is more government control. Get rid of it!
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Anonymous35: It's funny how she is staring right into his nose
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Decanter: @Anonymous: Hmm, now you're contradicting yourself.
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Windwhisper83: Who says porn can't be classy sometimes?
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tyciol: Classiness is relative. I find all illustrations classy.

This reminds me of the Lisa Simpson Birth of Venus.
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Anonymous36(17): @Anonymous: >complaining about political bullshit on a porn site
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Anonymous37(17): @Anonymous: Go fuck yourself
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Starjump: there are way too many Anonymous guy here for me it's loud and proud .
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Anonymous38(26): @Anonymous: @Anonymous: @Anonymous:

How about you do that first. You are living in a socialist society. It is not compatible with the republic and since you support this false narrative, you are traitors.
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Anonymous39(8): If you guys knew it GOT night and the next Doctor Who is female of there.
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Anonymous40: Inevitable result of living in a capitalist society dependent on war and geopolitical instability to maintain some long-lost illusion of power. Reap what ye sow, America.
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Anonymous41: Holy shit; ZELDA DIED ?
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Anonymous42: Lol, politics on a porn site. Grow up, you plebs.
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HomoLau: where's the golden pubes?!
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Anonymous43: How do you turn a discussion of an amazing work of art to politics???
Like Jesus, can we please not fucking do this!
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Anonymous44(26): Blame Dacenter.
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Anonymous45: At first I thought this was the chadarnook painting from FFVI.
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Mostwanted123: ART
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Anonymous46(6): @anon35 & Decanter

Actually a petition is more like an unofficial supported wishlist. Your politicians aren't scared you'll "remember when elections come around", because you've already proven to be too apathetic and ignorant when said elections come along. Look at the past what, 30 years? They know Americans don't really give a shit. Their interest stops the moment they have to turn off the telly and go to a local voting booth. A piece of paper signed by some twats online is NEVER going to change that.

I reiterate: you want change? Fucking vote. You Americans always cream yourself at the idea of 'freedom and democracy', why not exercise that right for once? Vote. Don't sign online, vote.
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DigiGirl: I really love the art!

Im leaving this randomly:
I'm really horny, if anyone wants a good time erotic roleplaying online, private message me
No pictures and no meeting irl
Only casual, erotic, storytelling
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nevertoolate: Idk if I should fap to this or hang it up in King Candy's house
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Decanter: @Anonymous: What part of "do both" is so hard for you to get?
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Anon76: @Decanter: Funny how lots of the comments by folks who disagree with you keep getting removed. So I'll say it again. Keep the damned FCC out of the internet.
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Farfegnugen: @Anon76: Screenshots of deleted comments or you can fuck off. And no, we need the FCC to keep telecoms in check, not the other way around.

502 is out in full force tonight.
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Decanter: @Anon76: It's a little late to keep them out, considering how much of it goes over the phone lines and how much was paid for or subsidized by the government. As for comments, it's probably the site stability issues that are going on - or are you somehow escaping those?
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Anon76: @Farfegnugen: Had I been expecting 3 deleted comments over the passed 2 days (only on this one image) I'd be happy to provide. Unless you're in the habit of screen-capping all your posts preemptively?

@Decanter: It's never to late to apply a bit of chemo to a bureaucratic monster that's spread far out of control. Not that they are the worst offender, but the propensity to see them as benign and benevolent is just ludicrous. (I've had no other issues posting on other images, but three previous comments on this one vanished. Two within 12 hours and the last one about an hour ago within 2 minutes. If that's site stability, I bite my tongue and apologize. I just doubt that it is.)
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Farfegnugen: @Anon76: Only the really stupid ones.
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thing_a_ling: This is art
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Anonymous47: @Anonymous: they're not "stoned" WTF? It's called giving each other sensual blushing look of desire. How the hell is that not obvious? Stoned? Fucking really?


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