Anonymous22: Donald Rumsfeld: "I can't tell you if the use of force in Iraq today will last five days, five weeks or five months, but it won't last any longer than that."
Anonymous25: An airplane would make a really terrible dildo. The walls of one might seem thick and sturdy when you're normal size, but if you're a giant, they're as thin as aluminum foil.
Go ahead, crumple up some aluminum foil and shove it up your ass. Bet you won't enjoy it.
Anonymous26: WOW... You Americans are pretty laid back when it comes to tragedies that cost thousands of lives. I'm impressed since the Trade Centre was removed from films and video games at the time and people are still sensitive about the subject. Bravo.
meow-meow: whats with this thing and "NEVER FORGET"? is that some kind of meme/fad shit? or you are serious about it? what i know about this, is that some kind of terrorist, or maybe insider or whatever you call it, destroyed two towers or something, and its like the biggest tragedy that ever happened because it happened to MURRICA?
that is, the MURRICA after almost all the native americans got slaughtered just to steal their land
Urbane_Guerrilla: @Anonymous: Well, the current occupant of the Oval Office is (by trillions) putting W, who I like better than ANY Democratic President since Kennedy, in the shade for screwing up all of America and the dollar. Don't vote Democratic any more, people. Clintons, Carters, and Obamas should teach you something; they taught me.
Urbane_Guerrilla: @Anonymous: I'm a Libertarian, son. Only the deceived vote Democratic now. Now you are an economic illiterate. I'd look to that if I were you.
Urbane_Guerrilla: The very unlibertarianness of the last two Democratic Presidents mixes incompetence with intolerability -- except to slaves, slavemongers, and the slave-minded. They're a walking shame, with wives to match. Free people can't gag either one down.
Decanter: @meow-meow: NEVER FORGET was something people seriously said at first, but now it's just a joke meme, best screamed dramatically from the back of a bald eagle shedding a single manly tear.
Also, the people who kicked out the Native Americans aren't the same people or even the same generations as those alive now. If we're going to start blaming people for what their ancestors did, let's not forget that we're all descended from the Cro-Magnons who wiped out the Neanderthals.
@Anonymous: You're making a big assumption about our nationalities.
Anonymous30: @Urbane_Guerrilla: LOL do you even know what a libertarian is? A politically-uneducated neckbearded fedora-wearing, pot-smoking, edgy, white, upper-middle class teenager who has never worked a day in his life, who just found out about Ayn Rand a week ago and thinks he's hot shit...
Anonymous33: @Anonymous: You seem upset anon, also as someone who's worked shitty middle class jobs I can tell you that the majority of people who have to do so for a living don't know what hard work really is, myself included. At the end of the day I still get to go home to my comfy apartment and watch tv while eating my choice of meal and doing pretty much whatever I want.
People have become spoiled and think that just because they work in a cubicle they have some sort of superiority over other people. As if our lives are really that hard or we have any real problems. This whole working class martyr bullshit needs to stop. It makes the rest of us look bad by comparison.
It's no wonder everyone else thinks Americans are lazy and self-righteous.
Anonymous35: @jeezits: You're missing the point entirely. It's not about blindly obeying x political figure(s), systems or corporations, it's about being whiny and ungrateful to be in a situation that most other people would kill to be in. People need to stop acting like the world owes them something and be grateful that they actually HAVE something. Belive it or not your life isn't actually that bad.
Urbane_Guerrilla: @Anonymous: It is clear from your waste of a post that I know far more about it that you do -- or ever wanted to. I read Rothbard, not Rand, you damp slug.
Urbane_Guerrilla: @Anonymous: Now Ayn Rand would have made a lousy neighbor -- but she *does* show even the least appreciative just why "statist" is such a dirty word. The experiences Alisa Zinov'yevna Rosenbaum had of Socialist statism were enough to make her into Ayn Rand as she took ship for the US in the early 1920s. The Rand haters really don't seem as bright as Rand; really, they don't. They are certainly not committed to liberty, freedom, prosperity... or AFAICS anything that makes their lives worth having lived them.
Anonymous39: @Roc18: well then, welcome to the rehabilitation program, let paheal be your guide, don't trip over those tentacles on your way to salvation.
Urbane_Guerrilla: Yeah, if you fall over 'em the tentacles are sure to getcha. And being tentacles, they care nothing about your human gender -- you're gonna get slorched! Und like it, ja you vill.
Nightweaver20xx: Was this drawn explicitly to be a 9/11 parody? Because none of those towers looks like the WTC, neither does the cityscape look a lot like NYC.
ilr: Oh wow! Macros and they're NOT FUCKING FURRIES for once. We need to remember this day for like Years to come .... definitely not an easily forgotten date now that this has happened finally.
Anonymous45: Hey guys let me ask you something, do you think its just coincidence that a jew named Larry Silverstein purchase the World Trade Center just a few months before it was hit by the planes, just coincidence that he made a insurance specifically covering a terrorist attack, just coincidence that on september 11 he had a doctor's appointment and did not show up for work in the WTC and not die. He got over 3 billion $ from the insurance
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Urbane_Guerrilla: Let's try this one on for size: there never was a $3BN insurance policy -- and no Larry either. But some credulous Nazis without GED's -- now there's something I could believe, you bet.
Deathcock: AHHH HAHAHAHAAAAAA FUNEEEHHHH MAH WAIFUS HAVURN HAWT LESBO SEX KNOCKIN DAOWN DUR WORL TURD CENTURR AHAHAHAHAA SO SHOCKING IM SO OFFENDED SO EDGY I AM 3DGY 14-YEAR-OLD HEHEHE NIHILISM WUT i suck yo dick MORALFAG THINGS THAT PPL TAKE SRSLY R FUNNEH CUZ IM SO EDGY LEET TROLL RETARDED FAGGOT SHITSTAIN OF SOCIETY THINKING IM DOING SOMETHING NOTABLE ON THE INTERBUTTS FOR MY INCREDIBLY GEEKY FAGGOT SITE LIKE IM RUNNING AN IMPORTANT HUMOR COLUMN FOR A MAJOR PAPER WHEN REALLY I AM A SHITTY LITTLE LOSER DOING STUPID SHIT ON A STUPID SITE AND I BARELY MAKE ENDS MEET AT MY STUPID DESKJOB AND MY FAMILY IS EMBARRASSED OF ME AND I NEVER GET LAID ....HAHAHAHA FUNNY PIKCHURRRR
BrickShitHouse: @Anonymous:
Why do liberal faggots think Libertarians like Ayn Rand? They couldn't be more incompatible, fuck, Ayn Rand regarded Libertarians as her enemy, it's like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Anonymous47: I don't think there were tanks hanging around the WTC during the attacks, which leads me to believe this is just some giant girl porn and not actually drawn specifically for 9/11.
Dick_Chappy: "So...uhhh....Are we just gonna pay everyone that say this, like, million bucks to say that the planes just crashed into he towers and nothing else happened?"
"Yes, I do think that would be the best course of action."
Anonymous50: "4 of 5 citizens say if I have to be the innocent victim of mass destruction I'd rather be inadvertantly slain by beautiful babes in bikinis."
Anonymous52: Think of the smell the people on the plane are experiencing right now and there is no doubt that they don't wash down there, they are giants so they would have some trouble with that....
tyciol: For those of you who say that the Dirty Pair duo (Trouble Consultant team 234 aka Lovely Angels) are not loli...
Kei and Yuri are 19 in the light novels.
The namesake of loli, the "Lolita" in Nabokov's novel, did only live to be 17, but it's highly likely that Humbert would've called her loli until she was 19. Delores was a teen for most of the book (12-17, so 5/6 years) so it would make more sense to stereotype loli as meaning teenager than to say it means pre-teen as many seem to think.
With the way things are going and the pollution of our vocabulary, pretty soon fanatics will say only toddlerkon is loli or some nonsense.
Also, if we look into their history, Kei and Yuri met each other when they were 8 years old so there's bound to be flashbacks.
Also in the Dirty Pair Flash series, they're both 17, putting them within official Delores territory.
Decanter: @tyciol: "lolita" isn't something people normally call a girl over the age of consent. Loli at 19... good lord. And this isn't tagged Dirty_Pair_Flash.
Why do you care so much that you'd respond to a comment from 7 years ago, anyway?
jubilation_t_cornpone: @JWN926: Yes, I've brought that up a few times. I don't think the word "toddler" should be used unless it matches the standard definition.
@Kyosei: Where do you get your information? I found several sources for child development and ALL of them said that the toddler stage ENDS at age 3. Starting at 3 it's called preschool.
Krawczyk: Bah. I got blown up by my shitty ISP so I didn't get a chance to post part two of my Gamergate stuff on the previous feature. Stupid flooding.
SO I come to ye all with something new! (though I will make a later post in that feature when more people are up.)
Yes, net neutrality shit again. Apparently America is cursed to do either this song&dance or SOPA yearly now.
as a pal of mine on twatter stated
Step 1. Go here Step 2.Comment "I want internet service providers classified as common carriers."
or something similar, as they do request you be brief. If you want to sprinkle some purple prose into that statement, that's fine.
Step 3.Click Continue, then Confirm.
Step 4.??????
Step 5. Profit!
What is ya'lls major malfunctions, for serious.
@Titanium: Ay yi yi! The chief supremo pops back in!
@The-devils-advocate: All in due time mein kamerad. All in due time. It is after all, tradition! Maybe tomorrow night. Also that Milo guy is really getting into this. He actually let us try and pull him into games and did a stream! He may be on the opposite side of me politically but what a champ, I have to give him a hand for getting involved enough with a story to learn some stuff about videogames. Ah-hah, now that's how real journalism used to work, don't lose that fire of youth, friend! I must also question his taste, with trying Portal and Hatoful Boyfriend, but then he is literally a newfag. He has starts and stops with Hatoful as he starts talking to the chat more, but it was interesting seeing a neophyte's first experience in gaming be a pigeon dating sim. My personal rec for the next stream since he seemed to pick up Portal so fast were Tradewinds Legends and Freedom Planet. (ooh, how dangerous, might he become a furfag too? Now that's literal corruption right there!)
Ratraccoon: Has anyone rule 34ed Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi yet? What I'd really like to see is him wearing nothing but his stolen rolex watch while the Egyptian goddess Isis fuck him with Osiris' severed penis.
jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: It's not MY designation, it's that of people who do that shit for a living. And you can be pre-something for years.
The reason for the "toddle" part is that they are still learning to walk, and by three most are a lot steadier on their feet and don't toddle so much any more.
"The American Academy of Pediatrics book Caring for Your Baby and Young Child indicates that toddlerhood begins with the second year of life, after your child's first birthday: "Your baby enters her second year and becomes a toddler, crawling vigorously, starting to walk, even talking a little." And later includes the ages from 2-3 years old as well saying, "Although your toddler's growth rate will slow between his second and third birthdays, nevertheless he will continue his remarkable physical transformation from a baby to a child." At age 3, this book states that your child is "no longer a toddler" and is considered a preschooler. Likewise, other books about parenting toddlers, including What to Expect the Toddler Years, cover the second and third years of life."
meow-meow: @jubilation_t_cornpone:
once its "her" then its "him". what the fuck.
if anyone ever really thought its necessary to distinguish gender in a language for no good reason i can think of, at least people shouldnt get upset when others call them IT, when their gender are either unknown, doesnt matter, or its supposed to refer to both genders collectively. like in this case.
i already love my language just for not having this bullshit.
Rat: @Anonymous: A couple of unimportant american buildings hit some planes and it's a big deal because americans are whiny little bitches who piss and moan over every little thing does NOT equal one of the most impacting terrorist attacks and at most some airports stopped letting people carry toothpaste tubes with them on planes.
jubilation_t_cornpone: @meow-meow: Whatever. Replace both "him" and "her" with "the fucking little sack of shit" if it makes you feel better and restores balance to the universe.
Wasn't expecting a "my language is better than yours" thing over a factual article. But then Monty Python teaches us that NOBODY expects a "my language is better than yours" thing.
Anonymous62: I guess I'll "never forget" this day. Whoever made this image destroyed two towers with one plane. My sides have crashed into a Virginian field. But 9/11 r34 won't make my dick go down at "half-mast."
Anonymous63: May I take this occasion to say that the whole human race should fall down on its knees and show that we're grateful for mornings like these, when the world's in a wonderful way! On a wonderful day like todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Anonymous70: Bin Laden: The day Al Qaeda graced your World Trade Center, was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was tuesday
Yes,it was tuesday. And today is tuesday too!
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Lets declare war on their pussy
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Since when is "yuri" a valid tag?
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I've gotta get this to the internets!!
also, planedildo is sexeh!
cool!
I repeat "flight 69 bound for Yuri's Love-Hole"
And Thank you for flying Kei-Air
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It's just a generic cityscape.
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Bet you guys thought we forgot about 9/11
joke's on you
9/11 NEVER FORGET
I don't mind the featured_image fast changes!
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This kind of thing happens to Tokyo on a regular basis.
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Go ahead, crumple up some aluminum foil and shove it up your ass. Bet you won't enjoy it.
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It was pure faggotry to try to pretend the buildings never existed and its faggotry crying about it forever.
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Now do Joan Rivers.
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that is, the MURRICA after almost all the native americans got slaughtered just to steal their land
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What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can't milk a cow for over a decade.
Makes me want to live in Tokyo, despite all of the carnage.
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Also, the people who kicked out the Native Americans aren't the same people or even the same generations as those alive now. If we're going to start blaming people for what their ancestors did, let's not forget that we're all descended from the Cro-Magnons who wiped out the Neanderthals.
@Anonymous: You're making a big assumption about our nationalities.
VERY.
BAD.
SCREW YOU R34 :/
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People have become spoiled and think that just because they work in a cubicle they have some sort of superiority over other people. As if our lives are really that hard or we have any real problems. This whole working class martyr bullshit needs to stop. It makes the rest of us look bad by comparison.
It's no wonder everyone else thinks Americans are lazy and self-righteous.
It was giant lesbian sluts.
Truth!
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never forgetti
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TOO SOON
AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
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Never thought that would actually make sense in context.
No exceptions.
Also, people who make jokes about 9/11 are horrible. Some people lost family on that day, you know.
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Just sayin'.
Nevar 4Get them Lovely Angels :3
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Ah what the hell. Nobody's gonna miss ya.
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Why do liberal faggots think Libertarians like Ayn Rand? They couldn't be more incompatible, fuck, Ayn Rand regarded Libertarians as her enemy, it's like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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"Yes, I do think that would be the best course of action."
------Dirty Pair Plague of Angels
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@Suzuka: Why?
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Kei and Yuri are 19 in the light novels.
The namesake of loli, the "Lolita" in Nabokov's novel, did only live to be 17, but it's highly likely that Humbert would've called her loli until she was 19. Delores was a teen for most of the book (12-17, so 5/6 years) so it would make more sense to stereotype loli as meaning teenager than to say it means pre-teen as many seem to think.
With the way things are going and the pollution of our vocabulary, pretty soon fanatics will say only toddlerkon is loli or some nonsense.
Also, if we look into their history, Kei and Yuri met each other when they were 8 years old so there's bound to be flashbacks.
Also in the Dirty Pair Flash series, they're both 17, putting them within official Delores territory.
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Why do you care so much that you'd respond to a comment from 7 years ago, anyway?
Lolita = 8 to 17
Toddler = 0 to 7
WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN ?!?
This... is singlehandly the most lulztastic 9/11 related pic I've seen... Its right up there with the Fresh Prince did 9/11 gif and 9/11 Jenga.
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@Kyosei: Where do you get your information? I found several sources for child development and ALL of them said that the toddler stage ENDS at age 3. Starting at 3 it's called preschool.
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SO I come to ye all with something new! (though I will make a later post in that feature when more people are up.)
Yes, net neutrality shit again. Apparently America is cursed to do either this song&dance or SOPA yearly now.
as a pal of mine on twatter stated
Step 1. Go here
Step 2.Comment "I want internet service providers classified as common carriers."
or something similar, as they do request you be brief. If you want to sprinkle some purple prose into that statement, that's fine.
Step 3.Click Continue, then Confirm.
Step 4.??????
Step 5. Profit!
What is ya'lls major malfunctions, for serious.
@Titanium: Ay yi yi! The chief supremo pops back in!
@The-devils-advocate: All in due time mein kamerad. All in due time. It is after all, tradition! Maybe tomorrow night. Also that Milo guy is really getting into this. He actually let us try and pull him into games and did a stream!
He may be on the opposite side of me politically but what a champ, I have to give him a hand for getting involved enough with a story to learn some stuff about videogames. Ah-hah, now that's how real journalism used to work, don't lose that fire of youth, friend! I must also question his taste, with trying Portal and Hatoful Boyfriend, but then he is literally a newfag. He has starts and stops with Hatoful as he starts talking to the chat more, but it was interesting seeing a neophyte's first experience in gaming be a pigeon dating sim. My personal rec for the next stream since he seemed to pick up Portal so fast were Tradewinds Legends and Freedom Planet. (ooh, how dangerous, might he become a furfag too? Now that's literal corruption right there!)
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The reason for the "toddle" part is that they are still learning to walk, and by three most are a lot steadier on their feet and don't toddle so much any more.
http://babyparenting.about.com/od/childdevelopment/g/toddler.htm
"The American Academy of Pediatrics book Caring for Your Baby and Young Child indicates that toddlerhood begins with the second year of life, after your child's first birthday: "Your baby enters her second year and becomes a toddler, crawling vigorously, starting to walk, even talking a little." And later includes the ages from 2-3 years old as well saying, "Although your toddler's growth rate will slow between his second and third birthdays, nevertheless he will continue his remarkable physical transformation from a baby to a child." At age 3, this book states that your child is "no longer a toddler" and is considered a preschooler. Likewise, other books about parenting toddlers, including What to Expect the Toddler Years, cover the second and third years of life."
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9/11 hasn't been relevant in well over a decade ffs, nobody cares about some whiny americans.
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once its "her" then its "him". what the fuck.
if anyone ever really thought its necessary to distinguish gender in a language for no good reason i can think of, at least people shouldnt get upset when others call them IT, when their gender are either unknown, doesnt matter, or its supposed to refer to both genders collectively. like in this case.
i already love my language just for not having this bullshit.
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Wasn't expecting a "my language is better than yours" thing over a factual article. But then Monty Python teaches us that NOBODY expects a "my language is better than yours" thing.
PERFECT FOR PORN!
HOW IN THE FUCK?
Yes,it was tuesday. And today is tuesday too!