Anonymous2: Xandermartin is some sort of weirdo whos got a weird creepy obsession with Alphys. He does really cringy shit like cross undertale with rockos modern life, then make it sexual.
1) To quote Loadsamoney, "this is an insult to our intelligence."
2) Rocko's Modern Life often WAS dirty/sexual (at least in its hidden meanings and innuendos)
3) I have actually done some really good fanfic stuff; it just doesn't get nearly as much recognition as it should (cough, Iron Mettagiant and Alphys' Bad School Day, cough)
4) Pretty sure you somehow forgot to include brain fetishism in this image (sigh)
xandermartin98: 5) I fucking know how to use the damned bathroom, okay?
6) My Cave Story obsession ended a VERY long time ago (also, it's a classic game just like UT)
7) The Alphamalg series has also been over for quite a while
8) You forgot giantess/giant/shrinking fetishism -_-
(Yes, I know, it's actually eight things, but still)
xandermartin98: Oh, and one MORE thing I have to add here, goddamnit:
10) I am NOT a fucking brony, not even in the slightest. I just jerked off to a little bit of the show's R34 here and there, never actually watched it or really read any of the fanfiction for real
Anonymous6(3): @xandermartin98 you are a fucking furry, you want to fuck a god damn cartoon monster from a video game, you make it so people can't look up fanart or fanfiction of alphys without finding your spammy fetish shit. Alphys is my favorite character you cunt. Kill yourself
Anonymous9: @xandermartin98 I think you care way too much about drawn porn on the internet, mang. Anyone who thinks it's worth it to defend their reputation in the comments section of rule34 really should take a step back and examine their life, cuz it's not. It's really just not worth it.
Anonymous11: Say what you will about him, but I still think that this is one of the hottest and funniest fucking things I've read in a long time: www.giantessworld.net/viewstory.php?sid=6180
Now, Asriel fucking his own mother is one thing, but this story right takes it to such utterly absurd and ridiculous levels that I'm honestly not even sure WHAT to think of it anymore...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is quite an accomplishment.
And again...you forgot to mention the brain fetishism (wink, wink)
the_last_can: Oh my god, just searched him up and found this glorious roast by GeneralSinner666 and I haven't laughed this much in a long time.
Xander, I hope you'll beat your demons one day.
Tl;dr hes a nasty faggot.
hi xander
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1) To quote Loadsamoney, "this is an insult to our intelligence."
2) Rocko's Modern Life often WAS dirty/sexual (at least in its hidden meanings and innuendos)
3) I have actually done some really good fanfic stuff; it just doesn't get nearly as much recognition as it should (cough, Iron Mettagiant and Alphys' Bad School Day, cough)
4) Pretty sure you somehow forgot to include brain fetishism in this image (sigh)
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6) My Cave Story obsession ended a VERY long time ago (also, it's a classic game just like UT)
7) The Alphamalg series has also been over for quite a while
8) You forgot giantess/giant/shrinking fetishism -_-
(Yes, I know, it's actually eight things, but still)
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9) You wouldn't believe this, but I am actually handsome AF in real life O_O
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10) I am NOT a fucking brony, not even in the slightest. I just jerked off to a little bit of the show's R34 here and there, never actually watched it or really read any of the fanfiction for real
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11) Swapfell Alphys can just literally go fuck herself XD
Now, Asriel fucking his own mother is one thing, but this story right takes it to such utterly absurd and ridiculous levels that I'm honestly not even sure WHAT to think of it anymore...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is quite an accomplishment.
And again...you forgot to mention the brain fetishism (wink, wink)
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Xander, I hope you'll beat your demons one day.