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Jesus: Heh heh heh
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warrior: fyi, this was uploaded long ago, but it was deleted when i featured it, thus why there was no featured image for a few minutes.
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Krawczyk: lul. That's what you get for featurin' fail, foolio!
Man I hate sirkowski.
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LordPentium: Little Baby's just staring at her tits... Heh heh heh indeed.
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Anonymous1: :O She's smuggling bananas in his pants!
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warrior: sirk rocks.
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CitizenP: Way to go Jesus!
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CitizenP: If that was my mother I'd have a boner to...then again, I'd be asian but so should Jesus! Must be a new power he got!
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Meddy: Christmas in September ROCKS!
Blessed be the Boner of Jesus!
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goober: I can never keep up with the retcons of Jesus' powers.
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Anonymous2: Wow this thing got put as a featured image as SOON as it was posted! & yeah I love thier cartoon, though seeing as how this is probably made my the creator is it realy 34? Still nice though.
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Krawczyk: Sirk's humour reminds me of the ASSteroid belt scene in the Flesh Gordon movie. :|
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Rule34d: Hey Hentai-Sweetie: Read the SECOND post.
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OmegaGenesis: ... This has to be the first featured image I nearly busted a gut laughing upon seeing. A definite improvement from the last featured image, in my opinion.
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Anonymous3: What a fucking boring feature....
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hentaiboy: Wow! Baby Jesus is hung! ...And not on a cross, this time.
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goober: haha, nice one hentaiboy.
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Anonymous4: someone won't go to hraven 'cause of this photo...or jesus lol'd to this, then artist will go to heaven to make shit for the lulz.
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som: ^We don't go to Hravenholm.
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Anonymous5: ^But I wanna go to Hraven!
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Anonymous6: Fucking lesbian angel.
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Anonymous7: You are going. To hell as the Vatican will send you there
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Anonymous8: You featured sirkowski? Good god what the fuck.
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MR_Furry: lol haha
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Anonymous9: EPIC WIN

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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Anonymous10: cutest thing ever. BIBLICAL WIN
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Father_Alexander_Anderson: Heh, ya know? My normal comment, really works here.

*clears throat*

aaAAAAMMMMEEEEEENNNNNnnn!!!!!!
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Anonymous11: LMAO!
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Snorkpork: MILF MILF MILF.
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Anonymous12: 10 lucky number
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Anonymous13: jajajajajajajajajaajj
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CitizenP: THis has been a pretty good feature all an all. Win for rule34!
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Anonymous14(10): just one stupid question... if a pic gets deleted from the galleries, it also disapears in the comments section?.... I woul dlike to know that
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Anonymous15(3): Yes it does.
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Anonymous16: damn!

thanks Desumilk, really appreciated
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Anonymous17: this is fucking great. LMAO. Best feature to date.
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Snipers_Promise: Blasphemy has never been so fun.
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Anonymous18: This is just pretty dull in comparison to past featured images. It's not even rule 34.
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Anonymous19: Yes. It reminds me on this picture with Jesus with a big boner and Joseph -also with a big boner is saying:

"I don´t know why he has got such a big boner".
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Anonymous20: god bless america
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Anonymous21: that is a win best feature to date 100%
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McHunt: Man, I love Sirkowski. Brings back memories of fapping in the bathroom at high school to black & white pics printed at the local library.
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Nymousano: Pity; just three months later and it would´ve been EEEEEEPIC!!!

Cute feature, though!
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Anonymous22: Is this really 34?
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lorik: Oh go ahead mary...you know you wana give him a holy blowie.
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Anonymous23: there was a nude version of this pic where jesus had no towel. Anyone have? better than this one
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Anonymous24: Stop fucking ask if this is 34, of course it is 34, look at jesus's fuckin cock and mary's tits, now shut the fuck up
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Blucanary: Unfortunately a solid definition of pornography is pretty much non existent. This why every time a law on the subject is attempted to be passed, it runs into so many problems. The definition always comes down to "I know it when I see it", and that is not something you can base a law on. And the is the problem, its purely objective. Add to that, the fact that we have reached the point where there are people who consider bare feet, exposed tongues, and nostrils to be fappable all by themselves.
I don't understand how this site can actually remove anything under the guise that it is not 34. Someone could upload an image of a brick wall and it really shouldn't be removed because there is most likely at least one person out there that considers it erotic.
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lorik: Ah but unless the brick wall was from a TV show / comic / cartoon /Movie or Book , That was done as purely non-porn / erotica ...then the brick wall would not be 34...34 is about non-porn objects meme'ed into porn.
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lorik: Penny from Inspector gadget was just a cute plucky young lady with a long suffering dog...Until 34 got her and now she is a dog humping uncle fucking little slut.
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Blucanary: you got me.
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lorik: Not that you aren't right about porn in general Mist blucanary.
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lorik: mist = mister
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Blucanary: Wait... no you don't. The whole point of my original post was that there is not such thing as a "non porn object"
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lorik: In the main..yes you are right anything can be erotic to anyone..

But buy the rules of 34 it's what the creator intended rather then what the view thinks.

The creators of inspector gadget never intened for brain to hump penny as offten as he does here.

At least not publicly they didn't
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Blucanary: Ahhh... ok, that's cool. So since the maker of the brick wall did not intend for people to fap to it (as far as we know), it is a non-porn object. So then it has to undergo a change of some kind (removal of a brick maybe) by an outside source before it can be considered 34. So then my question is, what if the brick wall WAS built to be fapped to? Is it then already an erotic object and therefor not 34 because it does not undergo a change by an outside source? So, then an original creation that was made by the artist to be erotic.. like, say, Sirokowski's Miss dynamite and Blackie.. would not be considered 34? If that is the case, fortunately this image would still qualify as 34 because the two are dressed up as other characters that were most likely not created to be fapped to.
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lorik: Maybe....but how does the poster and or creator know the intent of the wall maker.

Yes This is 34 becouse , as far as we know baby J never poped a woody over mary.

And Omaha the cat dancer is not 34 becouse it was made as erotica from the start.

Also why fakes of Princess leia getting humped by chewie are ok But fakes of just an actress are not..anymore.
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Blucanary: You have been a treasure trove of explanation, thank you.
One more question... what about images of someone like, Jenna Jamison? She is only famous because she made a career out of being an erotic object, so images of her should not be 34... but, technically, she wasn't "created" by her parents to be one (as far as we know), so images of her in sexual sitations might be considered 34.
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craggle: lorik: i don't think that has anything to do with 34ity, it's a matter of convenience. it's like furry art. bears exist, so drawn bear porn should be 34 of it. but if we allow that, the site gets full of furry shit. so we don't, unless the bear is a specific character. sort of the same with fakes. we get too many basic celeb fakes, so now they're only okay if they're supposed to be a specific character. though i'm not an admin, this is just my own reasoning and i may be wrong.
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craggle: right, blu. porn stars are technically 34 too, like plain furry art.. we just don't allow them here because it would make the site useless.
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Blucanary: @Craggle:
Well, then images of Sarah Palin wouldn't be allowed unless she was photoshopped into a situation where she was dressed as something like an erotic Harley Quinn.... that doesn't work.
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lorik: Craggle = No when I posted some Omaha art..not from the comic but fan stuff I was told it was not 34 becouse it was of a porn char to start with.

Blu - thats not clear..I asked the admins on one of my Princess Di pics about famous people ... but have gotten no responce.

But I think the rule is if they do porn or nudes...not 34

I go back to the leia example..humping chewwie 34

But just a nude fake of carrie Fisher = not 34 under the new policy
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craggle: i don't see a problem with that. you could draw her, and it would still work, but fakes, no.

of course, there's always the ultimate rule of rule34 - lulzy trumps the other rules. there's lots of shit that breaks the official rules but mods allow to stay because it's particularly lulzy. so any celebrity the mods deem lulzy enough might be allowed to fake, which may include palin or the pope, or both together.
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lorik: Oh and I am not an admin or anything..so I could be wrong ...this is all just to the best of my knowlage.
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craggle: lorik: sorry when i was talking to you i was only talking about the celeb part, not the omaha part. but even that is technically 34. when the mods say something is 'not 34', they mean they've decided it's not going to be on the site. but the abstract rule 34 just says "if it exists, there is porn of it". that means porn of anything in existence, even something that there is porn of or was made to be porn, is 34 under the abstract rule. but not under paheals, because the abstract rule is impossible to base a site around.
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lorik: And drewsings of famous folks will fall under toons of real folks
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tacgnol_si_gnoooooool: stop theorycrafting and start fapping
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craggle: to me all are 34. but not all are allowed here.
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lorik: Craggle = Ture...the admins want to keep things to the Penny gadget type stuff ...rather then porn of porn stuff..

I think it has more to do with how much room they have and quility of art works.
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lorik: And I an being blown by my significant other even as we carry on a chat...

Multi-tasking a wonderful thing.
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Blucanary: I understand that the mods cant let every image that could possibly be made, into this site. so since the rules are so darn vague that they can't really obey them themselves, how about some quality control while they're at it. There is some real crap on this page. If something can be removed because the mods have decided that its "not 34" (when technically nothing can fall under that category) then is can be removed because it is just of really poor quality can't it?
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lorik: Or was that to much info...lol
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lorik: Quality has never been a quaifyer...no matter how bad it is if it's 34 it stays.
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Nymousano: HEEEEELP!!! My brain is melting from Blucanary´s philosophical stuff!!! XD (No offense, Blu! ;D )
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Anonymous25: Less talk more fap
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Anonymous26: Irony, the first post in here is by Jesus himself...lol
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warrior: Several mods and admins feel that 34 is not of celebs, but of characters. We even had a vote with users on it, and it was voted so. It took a while, but now it is law.
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lorik: No big deal .. so celebs who are not in char are out too.
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lorik: Hmmm gold ..frakensence and BJ's
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EpicFailMomma: This has been around for like, at least a month. And it's only just now getting featured? What, the fuck, ever.
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Anonymous27: Bawwwww?
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Anonymous28: she sure is well developed for a 13-14 year old o_O
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Anonymous29: Palcomix..........you........sick..........mother..........fcuker.......u...r...sick....
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Anonymous30: Why is this retardedness featured? It's not even porn for fuck sakes?
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warrior: lol anon26 fails. Not Palcomix, Sirkowski.
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Sajmon: It. Is. A. DESACRATION!
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paranoid: pff not even funny
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Anonymous31: Okay, keep in mind that I'm only saying this because no-one else seems to have the guts to.....<.<...>.>...Everybody who got a boner or a wet kitty from this is going to hell!
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Anonymous32(29): this is anon26: oh, ok
Sirkowski........you........sick..........mother..........fcuker.......u...r...sick....
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TheBigMansini: Holy fuck Mary's byoobs are sacrilicious :D Nice one Sirk, I lol'd.
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Anonymous33: lol wat
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Kaerick: It's technically not porn... but it's funny as fuck.
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Anonymous34: im christian, but Ill just add this to my HUGE list of sins and ask forgiveness later. *fap*
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Anonymous35: since when was jesus blonde?
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Anonymous36: Hey, if he can be a white in the Middle East, why not blonde, too?
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GirlaPH: Hehehehe, I've seen something like this at Sirkowski's site. Haven't been to her site a while though.
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Anonymous37(36): If we're gonna quibble about pointless shit, why no mention of Mary being Chinese here?
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Anonymous38: Waitwut? Sirkowski is a chick?
And suddenly, all the fail in the world makes sense.
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Anonymous39: still viewing for new content.

http://www.missdynamite.com/anime/0020.html
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Nymousano: Heehee, Anon31 wins a whopper! XD

BTW, somebody thinking they rehearse for an act? :3
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GreenEarthPFC: Anon26 is fail. Yiff in hell, furfag!
Anon31 is win. One winternet for you, good sir.

If anyone got a wet kitty from this, please come to 123 But My Mom Got Scared Street, Belair, CA
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Anonymous40: God:- "MAH BOY!!!"
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Anonymous41: Heh, Sirkowski.

Outside of the obvious, why so much hate for the guy/girl? I think Sirkowski's a pretty cool guy, eh draws flashes and doesn't afraid of anything.
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assmandingo: baby nuts run run for your life
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andrew20hz: http://www.myspace.com/evakissblackie
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Anonymous42: This is going way too far.
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Anonymous43: Anonymous 41: STFU and get back to your neopets.
This is funny.
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Anonymous44: jesus CP? anonymous approves
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Anonymous45: This pic is impossible... There's no way Jesus would get a boner to Mary (or any chick for that matter)... I mean, it's just common knowledge that he's a homosexual...
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Anonymous46: I don't know if the pseudo-anime style makes it funnier, or if it would be funnier in an old-school biblical style.
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Anonymous47: All art is 34... but some artworks are more 34 than others.
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Nz: Anon41 - "Too far" is never far enough. ^__^

Jesus-porn in Paheal? It's more likely than you'd think....hotter than you'd think, too. :D
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scotax: cant believe i looked this up
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Anonymous48: lol jesus is a fag
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Anonymous49: Fuck Broli! Jesus seems to have hit Super Saiyan in record time!
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Anonymous50: Heh-heh, this artist is such a fearful, insecure, athiestfag. I laugh at his weakness.
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Anonymous51(50): "I don't know if the pseudo-anime style makes it funnier, or if it would be funnier in an old-school biblical style."

The joke is stupid, so it wouldn't be funny no matter what style.
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Anonymous52: OK THIS IS BLASPHEMY but..
IS FUNNY AS SHIT xD
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lazarus: More like what a boning feature!
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Anonymous53: Scout: Why look at you I mean LOOK AT YOU! You are terrible!
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Euphoria: Asian Mary is Asian.
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Anonymous54: The lord has risen
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H3rp_D3rp: @som: EPIC WIN TO SOM!!!!1
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Anonymous55: @Anonymous: I think the fact that he drew this while your 'god' is watching, is pretty fucking definitive proof that he is next-level fearless of Cockburn Christians and their do-nothing god.


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