Vorin: Hey, that's the Vortigaunt I eat headcrabs with down by the river every sunday. He sure knows a lot about the vortessence. However the fuck that is spelled.
Anonymous35: Don't know about you, but I'd fuck a vort, a female one if they exist. But if it was a male one, i'd be curious to see if their semen was green or white. (I'll never do anal even if I was a girl, nope nope nope!)
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