This is also far less realistic because we all know Bowser is more desirable. Bigger, stronger, better father, genuine love for Peach. Mario's just a short, fat, hairy virgin, like the users on this site. No wonder some of you self-insert so hard.
Anonymous9: @Anonymous: @Anonymous: @Anonymous: @Anonymous: This salt is worth coming back for. The best are the ones crying "I bet you're so gay for Bowser!" like jerking it to a manlet with a moustache is somehow more masculine lmfao.
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@Anonymous: Point proven. lmao so much salt.
This is also far less realistic because we all know Bowser is more desirable. Bigger, stronger, better father, genuine love for Peach. Mario's just a short, fat, hairy virgin, like the users on this site. No wonder some of you self-insert so hard.
Top Cuck:
Luigi Toad Waluigi
Cucky:
Bowser Mario Yoshi
Cuckish:
Tatanga Wart
Alpha Dogs:
Wario Donkey_Kong Baby_Mario
Stop being salty your scalie fursona got cucked my man.
Wuddup motha fukas.
Anon 3 is right.
Suck it
Bye now. Ive done my part to help the man. The salt is real.
Peace