Anonymous7: There must have been some magic in that old hat they found for when they put it on his head...he began to fuck around OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LadyStardust: That dumbass is going to get hypothermia! Serves him right though for making God angry. That snowman was OBVIOUSLY brought to life by dark magic!
ZeroXDash: Meatwad: My man over there, he wants a daiquiri now. He says I got ta smuggle one back in...up my butt hole.
Master Shake: Oh...the fresh or the mix?
Meatwad: Fresh.
Master Shake: Oh God, that would be so cold.
Anonymous11: Boy: Wow Frosty, will this really turn you into a real boy?
Frosty: Nope. I just wanted to fuck you in the butt, Bobby. It will turn you into a fag though!
Its Christmas and the Snowman is on again
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I had a Snowman plush that I slept with every night as a kid.
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I feel special. And disgusted.
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Sometimes I curse the power of Rule 34.
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Master Shake: Oh...the fresh or the mix?
Meatwad: Fresh.
Master Shake: Oh God, that would be so cold.
we're floating in the moonlit sky;
the people far below
are sleeping as we fly.
I'm holding very tight,
I'm riding in the midnight blue,
I'm finding I can fly
so high above with you.
On across the world
the villages go by like dreams
The rivers and the hills,
the forests and the streams.
Children gaze open mouthed, taken by surprise;
Nobody down below believes their eyes.
We're surfing in the air,
we're swimming in the frozen sky,
we're drifting over icy
mountains floating by.
Suddenly swooping low on an ocean deep,
rousing up a mighty monster from his sleep;
We're walking in the air,
we're dancing in the midnight sky
and everyone who sees us
greets us as we fly.
Frosty: Nope. I just wanted to fuck you in the butt, Bobby. It will turn you into a fag though!
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