Anonymous3: I often fantasize about having Chad as a roomate, and having the above be every afternoon after I get home. I'd do the 9 to 5 and he could just eat, loaf and masturbate all he wanted, in exchange for light tidying and never wearing a shirt. And on friday nights I'd french him at the door while roughly stroking his soft, hairy belly; peel off his underwear and lick his nips while I tug him by the dong to our bed; record him hosing on his chest and face as I beat him off, then torture his glans while it's sensitive and the semen dries on his torso. Two hours and twelve orgasms later, he lays cumdrunk and feverish as I taste his sweat and tickle his nuts till he grunts through a dry jazz, finally whispering how I want to keep him naked permanently and fill a tumbler with his spank every night. I toss the sheets over our legs and drift off to lala land drenched in his sweat, enveloped in his heavenly b.o. and bound fast to his hot, sticky, soft, hairy, fat and perfectly sexy belly. Makes me shoot in my briefs just thinking it!
Anonymous6: No one fucks like Chad No one sucks like Chad No one makers other men look like cucks like Chad For there's no men in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You could ride any Tom, Dick or Stanley But deep down all those boys know who's cock they want on
No one's thick as Chad No one's slick as Chad No one's prick's quite as majestic as Chad As a specimin, yes, it's intimidating My, what a guy, that Chad!
I needed encouragement Thank you, Clarence
Well there's no one as easy to fluffer as you! Too much? (Yep)
No one thrusts like Chad No one's trussed like Chad All the men in town, they all lust for Chad
When I fuck, I sneak up, dick a-quiver And the men of town say a prayer First I carefully aim for anus Then I thrust from behind!
Is that fair?
I don't care!
No one spanks like Chad No one cranks like Chad In a wanking match, nobody wanks like Chad! I'm especially good at ejaculating! Ten points for Chad!
When I was a lad, I did four hundred squats every morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown, I do five hundred squats And my dick is the size of a barge!
You'll be kissed by Chad Who else fists like Chad? There is nobody who can resist you, Chad!
Say it again Who's a man among men Who's the super success Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town Who just wants to go down
Anonymous7: @Anonymous: bar for bar clever risque xxx parody! 0o0 i never knew men could have such flair for musical numbers! not to mention the quite near homoerotic sycophancy of the town stud's best-satellite-friend & wingman who sings the praises. alan menken and howard ashman would be flattered themselves, i'm sure. (original composer and lyricist)
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No one's thick as Chad No one's slick as Chad No one's prick's quite as majestic as Chad As a specimin, yes, it's intimidating My, what a guy, that Chad!
I needed encouragement Thank you, Clarence
Well there's no one as easy to fluffer as you! Too much? (Yep)
No one thrusts like Chad No one's trussed like Chad All the men in town, they all lust for Chad
When I fuck, I sneak up, dick a-quiver And the men of town say a prayer First I carefully aim for anus Then I thrust from behind!
Is that fair?
I don't care!
No one spanks like Chad No one cranks like Chad In a wanking match, nobody wanks like Chad! I'm especially good at ejaculating! Ten points for Chad!
When I was a lad, I did four hundred squats every morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown, I do five hundred squats And my dick is the size of a barge!
You'll be kissed by Chad Who else fists like Chad? There is nobody who can resist you, Chad!
Say it again Who's a man among men Who's the super success Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town Who just wants to go down