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Anonymous1: I like this!
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Farfegnugen: New feature image! I've been feeding you kids nothing but sugar lately, time for some healthy Bert tit!

Lloyd Morrisett, a Founder of ‘Sesame Street,’ Dies at 93 Morrisett's daughter was staring a test pattern one Saturday morning, and he thought if there was a way help kids learn from TV. Together with Joan Ganz Cooney, they got a bunch of companies to help fund the show. And they found a crazy puppet maker along the way. The rest was history.
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PuhdsyEdits: Ok.
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Crimson-Snow: Rest in peace.
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PartyCrasher: @TheDR: ^This, except I recommend the Rule#63 Big Bird.
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PuhdsyEdits: @TheDR: you want to see miss piggy getting her ham slapped? You're a pig, dude
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Anonymous2: Que the antisemitic one nut retards
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ColdFusion: is this a pun I'm not getting
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Compro61: @Farfegnugen: Is that what Bert's shirt is supposed to be? A test pattern?
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neo4812: Why is it I get bad news from a porn site?
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Anonymous3: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared looks great
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Violetty: RIP Lloyd, it was a really nice show. Anyone else here remembers the Squeal of Fortune skit? Pretty sure that was Sesame Street
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Farfegnugen: @TheDR: The founder of the Muppet Show didn't die. He has been dead, for years now.
@PartyCrasher: And there's a lot to chosse from. But I went with old Bert.
@neo4812: I heard about it yesterday morning while listening to the news, at 5 in the morning. It was pretty low-key news.
@Anonymous: That happens in every feature cause you kids let whatever they say bother you.
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Anonymous4: this thing makes me thing the covid virus was not so bad
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Violetty: @Farfegnugen: Oh, I thought he died recently 😅 Well, Bert is pretty funny 😂 just imagine if the feature was Cookie Monster porn?
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Anonymous5: @Violetty: Like this you mean? >>1487140
I never finished my pic with C.M. + the ladies of Fam. Guy & Cleveland Show.
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Violetty: @Anonymous: Hilarious, but I doubt an IRL costume will make the feature
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Anonymous6: Ernie been sucking them dry
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Puffball: Suitable feature. RIP
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JellyMeeMee777: I am here before the comment section goes down. Also, RIP Llyod Morrisett. I remember watching the show.
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Anonymous7: @TheDR: Found David Cameron
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Anonymous8: also here before the eventual politically charged shitshow in the comments section
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PartyCrasher: @Anonymous: I feel like Y'all are just asking for it at this point.
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Anonymous9: RIP
Though I thought Frank Oz was dead for a moment
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bonerific: Kek Feels like forever since we've had a featured shitpost
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Anonymous10: Why is it on a post office envelope?
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: First Class stamp.
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Farfegnugen: -@bonerific: Well, after Yoda, Lum, and Lola, I figure people were getting comfortable with cheesecake. The thing about cake, is it doesn't mean as much when you get it every day.
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dlt: F
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Anonymous11: I can feel the political events on the chat coming...
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bonerific: FOR DOMESTIC AND INTERNATIONAL USE
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Anonymous12: What the fuck is wrong with Jammer-E?! God this image makes me sick!
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PartyCrasher: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCFh8A4FEMQ
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Zvantastika: Who died this time?, why was this featured? ~
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Anonymous13: @Zvantastika:

Sesame Street creator
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Anonymous14: Nope There.
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Anonymous15: This site is fucking fulla losers
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Anonymous16: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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Anonymous17: This is gross and disgusting and ugly🤢🤮💩
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Anonymous18: birt died before ernia?
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Anonymous19: I'm really erect , right now
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bonerific: @Anonymous: Well you're on it, so I guess that makes you a loser too lol
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Anonymous20: NOW MAIL IT!
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Anonymous21: This is Bubba
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bonerific: @Anonymous: Samefagging shill on damage control. We know you shit in street, pajeet.
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lordpainis: OLD VERT'S TIT
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: *Looks at the comments.* If this is the result of me picking this kind of image versus the other kind, I'll stick with this kind. Besides, watching some of you twist in the wind is enjoyable in itself.
@Anonymous: "Do we care?" No, I don't care if you don't care what I fucking type. I like to give a reason why I picked the image so we don't see an entire comment section of "Okay, who died." and it being a legit question.
"Is that your only purpose in this entire world?" Harsh. I like to think my purpose is to bring joy to some, and misery to people like you. Life has been good.
"To work as a moderator on this hellhole of a website where people start flame wars and share tons of illegal imagery for no real fucking reason?" I don't work 4chan.
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Anonymous22: @Anonymous: Looks like bonerific logged out and posted as an Anonymous in a pathetic attempt to make people thing they're not alone in their fight to be the dumbest person on the interenet.
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: A lot can be said about bonerific, he doesn't samefag.
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Anonymous23(10): @Farfegnugen: I mean that's a pretty tenuous reason for an artistic choice, but whatever.
I don't get why some people seem so upset about this picture though. It's not good but it's not the worst thing I've seen on this site.
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Anonymous24: whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper impossible or bacon whopper I rule this day at bk have it your way you rule
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PartyCrasher: @Anonymous: It's fugly, that's why. Just looking at it makes me want to throw up. I would take cheesecake over gross old man-titties. I didn't think it needed saying, but apparently it does.
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PartyCrasher: @Anonymous: Wendy's is better, bitch.
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: Cool. Have fun junior.
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Anonymous25(10): @Anonymous: Dude, just stop. You're not convincing anyone and this isn't a battle worth fighting.@PartyCrasher: Oh I'm not denying that it's fugly, I'm just saying that I've seen much worse things that are more deserving of scorn. By comparison this is mostly harmless
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bonerific: @PartyCrasher: Well yeah, it's a shitpost. It's intentionally meant to look ugly.
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bonerific: @Anonymous: Only a Reddit attractive and successful African thinks he should mod a porn site. Reddit attractive and successful Africans have their heads up their asses.

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Anonymous26: ewww lol
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Anonymous27(10): @bonerific: I mean ostensibly the difference between them is that the rape porn isn't real and the people posting it aren't advocating doing it irl. Whereas the "right wing politics" you're talking about were advocating things that could and would affect the real world, like covid denialism, voter fraud conspiracy, and generally advocating for violence.
Now you may think that those right wing political subreddits were also not serious in advocating what was posted on them. But some people have different opinions about that.
And it's not unreasonable to expect some kind of moderation on a porn website
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PartyCrasher: @Anonymous: I'm not saying it's worse than some other things out there, I'm just saying It's disgusting and I don't like looking at it. Duh. How may times do I even need to express my obvious disgust about a fugly-ass shitpost. It's like you don't comprehend normal human reactions or something.
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Anonymous28: Why are you fucking faggots trying to push this sick fuck shit tran image go to hell
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Anonymous29: sneed
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Anonymous30(10): @PartyCrasher: I'll be honest it's hard to tell sometimes on this website.@Anonymous: I can't tell you what to do, but I recommend that you knock it off
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Anonymous31(22): @Anonymous: Hey, if you act like a rude jerk then people are going to treat you like a rude jerk. At this point it looks like your slacker parents did a pretty crappy job raising you, based on your attitude here.
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Anonymous32: thats weird shit
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bonerific: @Anonymous: Now you know why we mock Redditurds & Twitterfags here. They're not the exactly the smartest crowd on the Internet.
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Anonymous33: @bonerific: but you are a piece of shit, you know that
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Anonymous34: this image sucks, I would think on a R34 site the featured image would still be something at least most people (sexuality willing) would be interested in jerking off to. You can do current news through images if you want, but at least try to make it tasteful. Instead we're here with this saggy shit provoking the comments into (big surprise) the culture war. If you're saggy you're still worth loving but that's for your privacy.
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Anonymous35: time for some Wednesday Addams porn.
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PartyCrasher: @Anonymous:Farfegnugen is just trolling us.
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: We'll see... There was another actress that died recently I got in line too. But man, let me tell you, people love the hell out of Old Bert's Tit. It might be hard to give that up.
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TrashPirate: @Anonymous: But bland and boring stuff like that doesnt lead to people sperging out in the comments.
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PartyCrasher: @TrashPirate: people sperg out in the comments regardless tho.
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Anonymous36(14): Rip on Shirley.
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Anonymous37(22): @Anonymous: or the Borg Queen. But my guess would be Laverne & Shirley. That seems more their style for features.
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duckpenisexpert: This reminds me…gotta schedule a mammogram.
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Jammer-E: Oh my goodness, an image I’ve uploaded has been featured! Thank you Paheal for making this possible!
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Farfegnugen: duckpenisexpert is correct. Everyone, check your tits. Men, you definitely got tits, you check 'em too. Yes, men do get tit cancer.
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bonerific: @Anonymous: Serves little turds like you right. You get what you deserve Redditurd/Twittercuck.
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Hentailicker93: RIP in yellow heaven!
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Anonymous38: It's crap features like this that make me wonder why I even bother visiting this site.
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Anonymous39: what.
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Anonymous40: HIS TIT LOOKS LIKE A DICK!
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RocketDog: @Anonymous: THAT was fully intentional!;)
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RocketDog: @Anonymous: You HAVEN'T came to Bert's limp boobie yet?!? YOU are the broken one, SIRRAH.
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RocketDog: Booby?
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: Let Anon48 know that. They were looking for a reason to jerk off.
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Anonymous41: @Anonymous: I agree, this is just scary😰
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Anonymous42(41): Ok I’m bored so imma just get the chat to 69 comments because why the fuck not
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Anonymous43(41): 58
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Anonymous44: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FEATURED POST YOU FUCKING PATHETIC EXCUSE OF ART
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Anonymous45(10): @Anonymous: Ernie! I'm trying to get some sleep!
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Anonymous46: About time for a decent feature - Rule34d
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: Time is now.
@Anonymous: I won't. Do something other than spam the comments.
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Anonymous47(10): @Farfegnugen: So are we gonna have a Groundhog Day featured image tomorrow?
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Anonymous48: This beautiful Bert freeing her nipple is by Jim Tozzi, one of the minds behind Wonder Showzen
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Anonymous49: Tired of seeing this gay shit when I browse the site. Change this shit.
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Anonymous50: Did someone actually draw that on the package, or was it edited on to the package? If the former, then I have to give 'em credit. Hey, when ya get a creative idea and no paper is handy, you do what ya gotta do.
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sinner_of_anarchy89: @Anonymous: the new precure might have a male voice actor voicing the precure.
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Anonymous51: Test
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Anonymous52(51): and “voter fraud conspiracy”? You don’t think people should fucking be allowed to discuss whether their own government is corrupt? Straight to THE MOST TOTALITARIAN FUCKING USE OF CENSORSHIP, and you don’t think that’s a bad fucking idea? God just kill us all with a fucking asteroid. We’re too stupid to live.
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: I went outside and saw my shadow. Two more months of Old Bert's Tit.
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Anonymous53: @Anonymous: by that logic there should be an r/Loli but i Guess in reddit wanting to fuck a fictinal children is bad while wanting to rape a fictional woman is good
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Anonymous54: I don't know why, but this one feels like something you'd see from the mid 2000s and it's kinda funny to me.
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Anonymous55(10): @Anonymous: I mean reddit isn't the only place where that's the case. Human beings are notorious for maintaining contradictory beliefs and not engaging in self examination
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Anonymous56(10): @Anonymous: Jeez, I mean there's a big difference between talking about government corruption and advocating for overthrowing a government because the loser insists that they must have won because they saw a bunch of their campaign signs in peoples' yards on the drive over to the tv studio.
And why are you acting like it was the government going and personally shutting these subreddits down? This all being done by private companies worried that this stuff will frighten off potential advertisers
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Anonymous57(22): @Anonymous: the "voter fraud red flag" for me were the consecutive ballots. In the history of US voting, prior to 2020, there have only been 3 times 1000 consecutive votes uniterruted votes were cast at a polling place for the same person. 2 of those were in 1860 and have been confired to have been 100% voter fraud. The last one was for Grover Cleveland in 1892 and most historians think it was odd but was probablt legit. In 2020 there were 103 times it happened. All for the same cadidate. The explination given was that a glitch in the computers tabulating the votes had them organize them by candidate and not chronologically. That somehow in 98 of the 103 cases the actual times the votes were cast wasn't recorded. But it only happeded to one canidate. And the kicker - all 106 times this odd anomaly over the years, it's always been in regard to one single political party in all cases.
I don't like to be a political consiracy theorist, and I think there are enough checks and balances to protect against actual voter fraud, but there was some VERY sketchy shit going down in 2020 from both sides.
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bonerific: @Anonymous:
>Muh Right Wingers will go away by this shitty edgy drawing
>doesn't realize those same "right-wingers" are the creators of that same edgy art

This is why you leftoids can't meme.
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bonerific: @Anonymous: They're cartoons. Works of fiction. Who cares? Complaining about it will only make coomers draw more of it. No one is getting hurt by shitty drawings, except maybe your giant inflated ego. All right-wing subreddits were purged in 2020, including the meme-related subreddits that weren't even about politics. China has influence on Reddit, they own 30% of their shares. It's a CCP Communist propaganda outlet. It used be a cool site to have discussions, but corrupted jannies & shills took over & the rest is history.

I don't give a shit about your stinking opinion or anyone else's opinion for that matter. I discard any opinion coming from liberals, women, attractive and successful Africans, kikes, faggots, trannies, betacucks, soyboys, dykes, etc. IDGAF. You're just lucky I'm not the one in charge.
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Farfegnugen: Almost got through an entire feature without someone bringing up crazy bullshit.

Almost.
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Anonymous58(10): @Farfegnugen: I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to start anything.
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: Not talking about you.
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Anonymous59(10): @Farfegnugen: Although I have an idea on something that may cut down on the nonsense, if only for a little while at least.
You know how certain words get auto-replaced when posted? How about we add some more words to that list?
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Anonymous60(10): @Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: That way people like Bonerific can post their offensive comments to one another and know what they mean, but at least they'll be using the proper terminology
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: Not my call on what words get added. I can think of more than a handful that could be added.
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Decanter: @Anonymous: "attractive and successful African" is not proper terminology either. It's frequently not even accurate.
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Anonymous61(10): @Farfegnugen: Who's call is it then?
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Anonymous62(22): @Farfegnugen: what the hell are you talking about? Idiots brought up crazy batshit several times on the first day alone! It's the nature of your featured images and the fact that you let known idiots repeatedly comment and make racist comments.
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Anonymous63(10): @Farfegnugen: Is there like a moderator council or something?
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Violetty: It's extremely hard to take Anons seriously. Shouldn't this be taken to Staff?
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: You can say that.
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Anonymous64: @Anonymous: we really dont give a fuck


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