Titanium: A myoptic, unshaven, cross-dressing male alone, half naked on a couch in his mother's house who likes cats... yep, that's pretty much Paheal.
estoyloco: and youtube has all videos upside down and furaffinity has raining llamas and y pets grouo has this new dog breed like cat dog from the cartoons
Bomber64: It's the glitter beard that kills me. I'm going to burn my computer now, then burn my eyes. Truth be told, he is still less creepy looking then my roommate.
Anonymous24: I can't believe t hat I fell for this. Fake boobs, substitute pussy, hairy face(on a man, Yet), and, Glitter, and glasses! Don't get me wrong, I think some girls with a bit pf the pudge, and glasses(Velma, for one) are cute, even, hot! But this? On April Fools Day? And this is the 3rd time this has happened this week(I must be slipping)!
Anonymous25(24): Bomber 64, If your roommate looks creepier than THIS GUY, WHY in the name of all that good, and, right, do you still room with him? Is there something you're trying to tell us.......?
Bomber64: Anon 20, just picture this guy, with a big scary smile that never fucking goes away. Longer hair and a nasty ass beard.
Anon 22, I'm stuck here under a lease, trust me if it weren't for that I'd make make like a tree and get the fuck out of here. I spend most my free time at school because of him, thank god I have a car and he doesn't.
Anonymous32: JESUS CHRIST, for a second I could've sworn that dude is someone I've known for twenty years. He has a cat, too. Frightening.
I think I have to leave the internet for a while, now.
Anonymous36(35): Can You imagine coming home, and finding this sick, painful to see, sight, on the couch? Anyone with any sense, would pick up His, or Her bag, Tip His or Her Hat, Pick up Their cat, and< Get the Fudge Outta There, Immediatemont!
Anonymous37(35): Bomber 64, I was stuck under Alysse, too. It was The BEST 3.5 hours I've spent with a BIG woman I've ever had, but what does that have to do with YOUR situation?
BNSF: hmmmm, he has every thing he needs to be a women. let's see now, he has glitter, lip stick, boobies, stockings, hi hills, ear rings, & of course a pussy.
Anonymous53: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!??!
Anonymous58: The Cat's saying, "Please get ME the FUCK OUTTA HERE, before THIS wakes up!" Wait a minute, His eyes are open, so, He's not asleep, just STONED outta His conscious mind!
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We had it first!
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now excuse me while I attend to myself.
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amazing!
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For your health!
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(*´Д`)ハァハァ
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Anon 22, I'm stuck here under a lease, trust me if it weren't for that I'd make make like a tree and get the fuck out of here. I spend most my free time at school because of him, thank god I have a car and he doesn't.
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And by the way, this fucker has never given me back those fake beasts I let him borrow. Sonuvabitch.
I think I have to leave the internet for a while, now.
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I want to touch that cat.
It looks... so soft.
...er...me dad?
Pfft.
and his glittery beard mught i add
can't get enough of it, help me god
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BECAUSE
Danger!
Copypasta Alert!
Copypasta Alert!
fapfapfap!!
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