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Anonymous1: I hope this doesn't get any negative comments.
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Anonymous2(1): I'm positive that the left girl is angry.
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ZeroXDash: I'm shocked that this is the 8th pic under the battery tag.
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HasFreeTime: Let's hope they can keep on going.
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Anonymous3: If they give out, there's plenty more at Radio Shag.
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Twin_Uzis: Let's hope I make a joke about electricity.

Fuck.
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Anonymous4: You lost me there, Twin_Uzis.
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Anonymous5: The posivitiest of a existence.
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Anonymous6: Why are those anime girls in a battery compartment? Are they the OS-tan of batteries or something?
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PROTO_TURBINE: This right here, is why I love Paheal
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Anonymous7: the entire plot of the Matrix movie put into one picture!
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Decanter: RIP John B. Goodenough, winner of a Nobel Prize for his crucial contributions to the invention of the lithium-ion battery.

Yes I am aware these are not actually lithium-ion gijinkas. It was this, elemental lithium porn, or lions.
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Anonymous8: I... okay, true. Still quite a unusual choice though.
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Anonymous9: You should've given us elemental lithium porn.
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Anonymous10: Ehh. It was goodenough. :)
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Crimson-Snow: A decent feature .. with hot anime girls? Never thought I'd see the day. Well I won't get used to this ... I expect another Bert's tit next ... ugh.
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Anonymous11: What the battery compartment of my fleshlight looks like. Do they still make those?
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Scarface: I wish anime was real.
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Anonymous12: fact: if the vaccines never exist, the world would have less idiot people
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ChaosInuYasha: By that logic Anon12 the world would have less smart people as well. Viruses and diseases care not for one's intelligence.
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Anonymous13: I'll see the light of day. It's the first day of Summer, and the City Zoo is celebrating it's actual grand opening. Uhh... Again?
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Anonymous14(13): @Anonymous: no. Without vaccines, we would become infected with Poliovirus and potentially become paralyzed due to that infection.
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Anonymous15: Bonerific tantrum in 3...
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meow-meow: what the fuck is that name? not just the surname but the whole thing. "John be good enough". was Johhny B. Goode based on him?
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dlt: @meow-meow: yeah, I also thought he almost sounded like the famous Chuck Berry song. However, I think the song's title actually references the pianist in Berry's original band, Johnnie Johnson, while the song itself ended up being mostly autobiographical about Berry himself.

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PartyCrasher: @Anonymous: 2...
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Farfegnugen: @meow-meow: A scientist's stage name?
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bonerific: @Decanter: If it exist, there's [an anime] porn of it. No exceptions. Surprised "Battery-Chan" or "Battery-tan" is not part of the tags since the inanimated characters have been given the moe treatment.

@meow-meow: Yeah it's his real name. He's from Greatest Generation (the generation that raised the boomers). Thanks to him, rechargeable batteries are a thing, but don't look up how lithium is extracted from the earth. More vegetation is killed from the mining of lithium than coal & fossil fuel generators.

@Farfegnugen: Nuking the Jew porn, censoring the N word, & projecting in the comment section like a giant Reddit tier betacuck? Yeah, doesn't change the fact you're still giant massive faggot, janny. The weeb/otaku & Marvel consooming just makes the cringe factor more laughable, & it gives me something to laugh at. You do it for free with a $0.00 pay raise. No one respects a mod or janitor who breaks his own rules then acts like a whiny bitch when he gets called out on his hypocrisy. Now be a good little bitch & clean up, janny! The vomit on Aisle 6 isn't gonna clean itself.
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Anonymous16: @Anonymous: the opposite, actually. the anti-vax movement is what i like to call an “idiot filter”: a plot specifically designed to lower the chance of stupid people polluting the gene pool. we can’t eliminate stupid people from the gene pool altogether because the nazis decided to get all racist about eugenics and ruin it for everyone, but we still have to weed out the idiots or else we get… well, or else we get more nazis. so a bunch of very obvious scams have been set up to target the most catastrophically empty-headed dumbasses out there and remove their money, status, or health, making them less likely to breed. for example: nigerian prince scams, televangelism, scientology and other cults, pyramid schemes, new age medicine, flat-earth conspiracy theories, “alt-right”/“incel” culture, and of course the anti-vax movement. people think they’re all symptoms of the same disease of human stupidity, but the “symptoms” of a disease are often not actually caused by the disease itself, but by the immune system attempting to flush out the disease
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Anonymous17: @Anonymous: ironically, everything you said kinda sounds like a conspiracy theory any of thoes idiots would believe. Also eugenics were racist from the start the guy who came up with the concept even proposed the sterilization of blacks iirc. The nazis didn't make it any more racist than it already was and if by "eliminating stupid ppl" you mean killing anyone you consider "too stupid" to live then i can see the UN and every human rights advocacy group jumping at your throat.
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Hawkzorz: @Anonymous: didn't have to read any of that to know its pretty fuckin gay
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Nymousano: Well, it´s good enough a feature.

Also, really no one? Well then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md3B3I7Nmvw
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Anonymous18: Pull
Insert
Pull again
Insert once more

(repeat until satisfied (8x)
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duckpenisexpert: @Anonymous: damn it why did you summon that unhappy dingbat
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Anonymous19: For a second there everyone thought @bonerific might actually make a comment that isn't extremly racist or xenophobic or shows what a completly clueless idiot they are... But classic stupid inbred bonerific isn't able to do sometihing like that. EVERYTHING they post has to be the dumbest piece of shit anyone has ever heard, just like them.
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Anonymous20(19): So... if they're not working do you pop them out, lick or blow on the contact points, and pop them back in or just jiggle them around a little?
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bonerific: @Anonymous: Great B8 M8, I rate it 0/8

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Anonymous21: I hate attractive and successful Africans
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ColdFusion: I'm just glad this isn't some guro. Last thing I want is assault on batteries.
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Anonymous22: Battery porn? How electrifying!
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Anonymous23(19): @bonerific: Who gives a fuck what you rate it, you half-wit?!
You're fucking bonerific! The inbred moron too stupid to talk politics on the political message boards so you've got to haunt a porn site and talk your shitty politics there! And you STILL lose every time. A low rating from an idiot like you means less then nothing!
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Anonymous24: do they eat each other out when they get bored?
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samuraiidiot: One of them has HIV.
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Farfegnugen: @samuraiidiot: Which one?
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Hentailicker93: lORD jESUS HE BECAME 100 years old. May I never get that old.
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Decanter: @Hentailicker93: There's only one alternative at most, so be careful what you wish for.
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Smudge_Proof: I see two angry girls. Is this an aggravated battery?
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Anonymous25: Another biased anime feature smh
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SexMan69: I thought the mod battery died
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SexMan69: I mean my, sorry for the typo.
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Shibboleth: @meow-meow: You are dumber than I thought.
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Anonymous26: CAN YALLL STFU I CANT CUM WITHOUT CALLING EVERUONE HERE A GODDAMN COCKROACH weeee
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Anonymous27(26): 👩👦 🥛👨
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Anonymous28(26): Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger was born on July 30, 1947, the second son of Gustav and Aurelia Schwarzenegger. He was raised, along with older brother Meinhard, in the tiny village of Thal, just outside of Graz, Austria. Schwarzenegger's father, Gustav, was the local police chief, and the family lived above the police station where Gustav worked. The Schwarzenegger home was a humble one. In fact, they did not have indoor plumbing until Arnold was a teenager. This was not uncommon at the time, however, since families all over Europe were just beginning to recover from the effects of World War II (1939–45).
Before joining the police force, Gustav Schwarzenegger was a military officer, and he ran his household in strict military fashion. Both Arnold and Meinhard were required to get up before sunrise to tend to their chores. After chores came a rigorous exercise routine, followed by breakfast. Gustav also instilled a love of sports in his sons. Meinhard, who died when he was twenty-three years old in a car accident, was a boxing champion. Arnold showed promise as a soccer player. It was while performing exercises to strengthen his legs for soccer that Schwarzenegger turned to the sport that would eventually make him famous: bodybuilding.
Arnold Schwarzenegger pursued weightlifting and bodybuilding with a passion. He trained for hours a day, both at a local gym and at home where he set up a training area in a room that had no heat. He also studied anatomy and nutrition to understand how to become physically fit. His parents worried that he was obsessed with training, but Schwarzenegger had his eyes on a goal; that goal was to leave his little village behind and become a success in America.
"I learned something from all these years of lifting and training hard.... What I learned was that we are always stronger than we know."
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PartyCrasher: What happens when they run out? Do you just go to the convenience store and pick up some more waifu batteries? Or are they rechargeable?
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PartyCrasher: @PartyCrasher: Or do they have infinite energy like the androids from DBZ..
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Anonymous29(19): @PartyCrasher: they can be recharged. You just remove the battery and plug into one of the three available ports (upper front, lower front, or lower back) until the battery is full again.
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maineim: I don't want to be the resistance of the current jokes about electricity
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Anonymous30: Firework Porn.
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Anonymous31: WHO LIKES BILLY JOEL, HUH?
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Anonymous32: jews are evil satanic vampires
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Anonymous33: @bonerific: if I had a penis there is a 100% chance that it would be way bigger than your IQ you fucking idiot you fucking retarded inbred 0 IQ racist candlestick with scoliosis -anormalkiwanogrub roasting bonerific
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Shibboleth: @Anonymous: Sounds pretty based
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Anonymous34: @Anonymous: my guy never played plague.inc


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