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960018: I would collide her Hadrons, if you know what I mean.
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Anonymous1: Desu Collider-tan.. what has science done?
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Anonymous2: Japan will eventually anthropomorphize EVERY DAMN THING in existence into *-tans. This will initiate Armageddon, where the Earth will shatter from the shockwaves of seven billion humans furiously fapping/schlicking simultaneously.
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iKami: I'd get pulled into her singularity any time!
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Anonymous3: and then will be born armageddon-tan
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Anonymous4: This particle science gives me a hadron.

Also a boner.
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TheOnlyTristan: Have they made a -Tan-tan yet?
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Titanium: LARGE HARDON COLLIDER!

Bout fucking time they restarted that thing.
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Darke: WIN
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Anonymous5: Aufbaus sexclusion principle states that only once Anons have been paired with -tans, then the registered users may be paired.
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IsNotAnon: ....I don't get it.

Why does T <| --> H?

This science sucks. What the fuck is with the squiggly lines?
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Anonymous6: HOT, lust like os tan
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Anonymous7: it is good to know the featured image isnt always just a poorly drawn offensive image, and is sometimes something decent
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Urbane_Guerrilla: IsNotAnon, that's high energy particle physics stuff.
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Danielakiiki: Fucking saved and excellent feature!
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Anonymous8: SCIENCE
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Insanity: Anon4, you have it backwards. In the Aufbaus Sexclusion Principle, Registered users of pornsites(like this one)will get real-life -tans before anyone else. Then, the Anonymous people will. Then, everyone who isn't part of the first two.
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Anonymous9: Ah what a fine day... for SCIENCE!
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ihateusernames: Insert dirty sounding Black Hole reference here.
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Yumekuzu: I want to collide with her hadrons.
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nebula: Mmm... quarks.
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Anonymous10: holy lol
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Anonymous11: This bitch is so horny, she wants to swallow us all in her black hole.
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ihateusernames: Good job Anon 10.
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Anonymous12: Never thought I'd see the day where a rule 8 image was featured.
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Anonymous14(13): PROPANE MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU HAVE IT?
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Anonymous15: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Anonymous16: Particle physics gives me a hadron.
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naemfag: Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man

Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man

Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man
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SD40-2: hula hoop :)
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evilpika: Super collider? I just met her!
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Rougefan: Not porn.
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ihateusernames: Rule 8 material though.
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anon0: no, rule 8 states 2. there's 8 of this.

I'm sorry but this gets a vote of not porn and delete from me.
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Danielakiiki: 2 pages of the subject, not 2 images.
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ihateusernames: ^ That.

Titanium would not feature something that didn't even belong on the site.
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Titanium: :stamprule8:
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anon0: crud, you're right.

quick, someone make lots of real porn of this already!
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Anonymous17: Wow! I understand how a hadron collider works now!
Thanks, rule 34! :D
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Anonymous18: i'll collide with her hadrons any time
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Anonymous19: My hardons just collided.
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Anonymous20: the lack of nudity means that this picture is about as effective at getting me hard as the real LHC is at running smoothly and actually finding anything.
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Titanium: Anon18 - so you came in your pants too?
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Anonymous21: I would like to insert my penis into her vagina, if you know what I mean.
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NiGHTS4life: she's cute
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Anonymous22: What? a feature you can fap to? i think titanium is losing it
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Anonymous23: Not porn but it's atractive, so no complains from me.
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Anonymous24: oh man i just divided by zero all over the place
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Anonymous25: This beats Bill Nye porn by a mile.
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Anonymous26: I, for one, would like to be yet another person to say 'hardon collider' and chuckle mercilessly.
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Anonymous27: THAT'S NOT HOW LARGE HADRON COLLIDERS WORK (unfortunately)
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Anonymous28: The squiggly lines are called Feynman diagrams. They just illustrate atomic behavior, eg: excite an electron and it releases a photon.
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Anonymous29: lol at anon 25: "excite an electron and it releases a photon." - True. Very true. :P

I'd do her if the LHC made sexy looking girls instead of black holes.
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An__Hero: I'd lol if they changed the activation date to December 2012 and this would be the result
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Anonymous30: yes, im sure the females working on the LHC look like these chicks. /sarcasm.
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Anonymous31: Fucking epic.
Also, anon27: durr
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Anonymous32: What the...

A featured image that ISN'T a horrible mindfuck or terribly drawn? I must be dreaming, let me go back to bed.
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Anonymous33: I'd like to collide my hardon with that
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Anonymous34: When these hadrons collide, they create lots of erectons.
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Anonymous35: Her eyes have different colors. Any idea why?
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tyciol: The whole universe is going to die.

ANon32, perhaps Dichromia has something to do with vibrating particles, matter and antimatter?
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Anonymous36: Hell Yes.
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ssjseifer: Anon8, you win. Damn you cause now I blame Dexter for this, which will lead to scary thoughts...
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Anonymous37: SCIENCE!
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Anonymous38: @IsNotAnon: They describe the ways to create a free Higgs Boson.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson#Production


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