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lancebreaker: I'd play with her...
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Anonymous1: Where can I buy one?
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evilpika: I think it'd be funnier with a Bop It!, but I'm not sure how you would draw that. Awesome cleverness anyway.
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Anonymous2: thats awesome lol
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adam108: Very Good. A definite feature right there.
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GJT0530: I'd be pretty bad at this...my hands would keep getting suck...er, stuck...on one buxom...i mean button...when i breast...pressed tit...i mean it!.
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lancebreaker: My girlfriend is a sculpture artist, said she could actually make a functioning one, complete with silicone pads, but it wouldn't come cheep.
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Titanium: AWESOME! I love you lancebreaker
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evilpika: Best played with your mouth.
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Anonymous3: No, evilpika, I'm pretty sure it should be played with my dick.
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960018: I'd rather not play it with your dick, Anonymous3.
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Anonymous4: BRILLIANT!
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Anonymous5: Please feature this.
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Anonymous6: Great.
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Anonymous7: Oh man that is just...swell. If I was a little more flexible I could play it with my tongue, hands and dick at the same time. Talk about multitasking!
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NoMoreAnon4Me: Feature it.
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Anonymous8: This will give men ADD in the bedroom.

"Breast, breast, labia, mouth, labia, labia, breast-"

"PICK SOMETHING TO SUCK AND FUCKING SUCK IT!"
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lancebreaker: The point, really, was that this is what men generally think of sex. "Touch 'em in the right order."
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Anonymous9: the anus is in the back
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Anonymous10: lancebreaker? nice second comment =P
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anomouse: feature!
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HasFreeTime: Ahah, I'd "tap" that.
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Anonymous11(1): This really needs to be featured.
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gimmeAcookie: Yellow, Yellow, Yellow!
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Darke: This is a fine day... FOR SCIENCE!
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RomanceLoss: congrats you've reached the end of internet pron (for 3 seconds)
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Anonymous12: That would really help my coordination and memory. XD
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Decanter: Featured! RIP Ralph Baer, inventor of Simon and video games in general!
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Franky_Whiskey: @Decanter: attractive and successful African missed a beat, I guess!
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Anonymous13: rip in pepperoni
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Meowshi: Looks fun.
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Anonymous14: this play thing is always virgin quality when you buy it
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Roflcakes: @Decanter: Aw no! Fuckin' sucks... May he rest in peace.
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bosu: is this supposed to be simone says or bop it?
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Anonymous15: RIP maker of the Simon...
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Farfegnugen: Simon was a very arousing game.
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Anonymous16: @lancebreaker: Lancebreaker: Right you are!

So getting a woman to orgasm is simply making the right moves in the right order -- sorta like opening a combination lock.
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Pete91888: @Anonymous: A combination lock that changes every freaking time.
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MisterJee: lol Simon Swipe. i should buy one like this
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loodkiller_1890: Haha what the fuck red to grab and blue same thing yellow is to lick greenis to ffuck her mouth
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Anonymous17(16): @Pete91888: An encryption algorithm for some.
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KeybladeMaster22: Milton Bradley back in business.
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Anonymous18: This only got featured because the inventor died, didn't it?
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Puffball: @Anonymous: Haha, of course! Features don't get used for much else.
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KeybladeMaster22: The man who invented the very first video game console, the Magnavox Odyssey. You'll be missed.
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Semaj828: I can imagine this hanging on the store shelf with a ''Try Me!'' featured...
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Anonymous19: Fucking simone
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Anonymous20: This was indeed very clever.
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Anonymous21: Wtf no anal? pass.
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TheBigMansini: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnice :3

And the fact the anatomy, while abbreviated, is still there, makes it all the moar awesome! XD
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TheBigMansini: Left Boob, right boob, mouth and pussy! 8D
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Decanter: @Anonymous: If you want to try your luck dicking the battery compartment, be my guest.
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Selene: wut?
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Anonymous22: @lancebreaker: sHE IS A DEFINITE keeper, LANCEBREAKER! mAYBE THE TWO OF yOU SHOULD COME UP WITH A PROTOTYPE, AND, SHOP IT AROUND TO SOME OF THE MORE ADULT INDUSATRIES OUT THERE! I'm SURE SOMEONE WOULD SHOW INTEREST!
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Anonymous23(22): @Decanter: You're right, I recall hearing, on Touchvision, that He had recently died, and, was, apparently the inventor of Pong, Activision playsets, and, the Video Game Industry, in general! And,where is one of the places, He's remembered? Rule 34. I think He'd smile, at the thought, Myself!
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gothicazn: Someone should animate this
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Pakoniggy: @gothicazn: >>1496644
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deathitsthere: i wonder if their's different sound for each button you press XD adult simon trickster
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Anonymous24: -YELLOW-
-YELLOW-
-YELLOW-
-YELLOW-
:D Man, this is easy
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gothicazn: Someone should make this in real life.
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SonicSpeed1991: This is clever. But i'll pass.
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Anonymous25: NO ASS?
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mr_creepypasta: I'd pick yellow
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Anonymous26: The asshole is the reset button
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KaGeTaMi: Perfect for our "Game Night" with my girlfriend!
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Anonymous27: forgot the arse
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deathitsthere: yellow yellow reset blue red red yellow green,quite a combination
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ChrisChat: best toy ever.
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Farfegnugen: I'm going to wait for the Boop It version.
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cosmin: And instead of beeps, you get moans.
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deathitsthere: i'd spend all day playing these games, hasbro we have adult games too
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Anonymous28: Every year this was on my Christmas wish-list, but Santa never brought me one.☹️


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