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Anonymous1: What exactly are the hooks for?
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Soemele: I still need to play the game, but even now I can tell
This
fucking
WINS
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Anonymous2: They're shock absorbers/gravity orienters/science thingys. Playing with portals tends to make one uncontrollably mobile at times, and they keep one from splattering or landing on ones head.

Also, this picture is a pretty awesome example of Rule 34. This was a triumph. I'm making a note here. Huge success.
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Serious_Business: They're believed to be shock absorbers so that when she falls 30000 feet from infinite portal loop she won't die.
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Deuxsonic: Why would they put them behind her legs? Wouldn't wearing them at the hip be better? Even if you supported the lower leg with them, the upper leg would still be subject to the full force with this design.
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Anonymous3: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. This wins.
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Anonymous4: See, THIS is how portal masturbation works
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Anonymous5: Portals done right!
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Anonymous6: She's braced against the wall.

Extra win for the poster in the background. And the supreme narcissism.
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Anonymous7: How would she lick herself? When she leans forward to move her head closer, in order to lick herself, her ass would automatically follow the same movement, thereby moving away from her head... Maybe if she stretched her tongue out enough?
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Anonomos: ya, wall to floor would work much better.
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Staunch_CrackPig: The worst time EVER for a wet fart.
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An-non-e-moose: If she bends her legs down it's possible thisway, unlike a furry's version... fucking moron...
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Anonymous8: Actually, it is possible as long as the corridor is small enough.
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Slashfiend: And theoretically, she could be putting her fingers to much better use should her tongue have difficulty reaching.
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Soemele: Naw, she can get a finger fuck from herself any old time. This is a special occasion.
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Anonymous9: Wins on so many levels!
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Anonymous10(9): Anyway, this cake is great.

It's so delicious and moist.
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Anonymous11: Now you're thinking, with portals ..
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Anonymous12: Portal really spawned a new way of thinking, with portals.
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Anonymous13(7): An-non-e-moose: But if she bends her legs, thereby to lower her ass down, she automatically lowers all that is attached above that point, meaning her head and body, as they follow along with her movement... It IS possible, that a girl can lick herself, but not in this picture as the portals are spaced too far appart, plus the girls body is already fully stretched out.
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Anonymous14: mm id totally do that im way hotter than most other girls i know.. not narcissm just tru
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Deuxsonic: No girls on the interwebs.
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Anonymous15: I find this more yuck than most of Soemeles work O.o Reminds me of Bishop disecting the face hugger in Aliens...
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lilitu: ^^2nd anonymous up was me whoops
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Anonymous16: Anon directly above lilitu: Soemele's version of Aliens would have had Bishop dissecting Ripley while she was still alive.

"Look Ellen! Your Labia!"
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Anonymous17: This is awesome!

Also, I want to see Soemele doing Aliens pr0n.
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Anonymous18: Don't encourge that weirdo, please. He's a CREEPY motherfucker. This is the only good thing he has ever drawn.
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Anonymous19(18): D'oh, I brainfarted. I thought this was his work for a second. Looks similar, and then I saw the watermark. Self-facepalming.
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Anonymous20: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
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Anonymous21: "Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big!?"
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Anonymous22: ^Now, you're thinking with Spaceballs!
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Anonymous23: NOW URE THINKING WITH PORTALS
!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Anonymous24: Moar.
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Anonymous25: Yes, Staunch_CrackPig. Truly, the worst time for a wet fart.
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Anonymous26: its hard to overstate mys satisfation with this pic
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Anonymous27: The amount of thought and apparent offense some of the people here have put into the physics utilized in porn illustrates more than ever what a thorough scourging the human race needs.
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Anonymous28: The things on her legs are to help her legs from breaking when she falls from tall heights. Fun Game.
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Anonymous29: yep this wins! *fap*
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Psycho2332: Awsome Portal Porn!
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Anonymous30: this was great until i read the comments and started putting logic into this porn. fuck you anonymous.
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Firefox: (that narrows it down...) just, enjoy the pic. never over think things, its good for your health
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Anonymous31: Logic!?
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Mudkip: ...
I'm not even angry.
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Soemele: I'm being so sincere right now
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tacgnol_si_gnoooooool: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
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Mudkip: And tore me to pieces.
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Soemele: And threw every piece into a fire
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tacgnol_si_gnoooooool: As they burned it hurt because i was so happy for you
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Mudkip: But there's no sense crying over every mistake
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Soemele: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake
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tacgnol_si_gnoooooool: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
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Mudkip: And believe me, I am still alive.
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Soemele: I'm doing science, and I'm still alive!
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tacgnol_si_gnoooooool: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive!
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Sen: While your dying I'll still be alive!
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Mudkip: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
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Soemele: Still alive...
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Gremrat: Holy shit, how have I not commented on this yet?? I love this picture!!
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tacgnol_si_gnoooooool: FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUU GREMRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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Mudkip: ... Still alive.
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Sen: ??? Song was over.
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Gremrat: I live to break things.
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tacgnol_si_gnoooooool: sen: there was one more 'still alive'
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Mudkip: no worries grem, I shot a portal into the space between soe's post and yours to finish the song
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Gremrat: Hurray for the portals! :D
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Anonymous32: You guys completed that much of the song?!? Damn impressive.
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ChaosWolf: Sexiest use of theoretical physics EVER.
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Anonymous33: extra win for the instructions on the wall panel LAWL
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An_Onymous: @#17: I also wish to see this.
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Anonymous34: MORE, I WANT MORE this is truly an AMAZING win!! everything about this picture is awsome.Also extra points for spreading her pussy!
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Anonymous35: This is like infinite pleasure...
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Anonymous36: START IT AGAIN!
This was a triumph...
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Anonymous37: hmmmmmmm....
what about shooting a portal into a penis...
i'm making a note here...
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960018: HUGE SUCCESS
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Anonymous38: ITS HAAARD TO OOVERSTAATE MY SAATISFACTION!
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Anonymous39(38): ITS HAAARD TO OOVERSTAATE MY SAATISFACTlON!
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BerryBertunz: INTANGIBLE BET YOU DIDN'T THINK SO I COMMAND YOU TO

Oh, wait, wrong one.
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Anonymous40: I LOL'D
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Anonymous41: still alive
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Anonymous42: NOW YOU'RE FUCKING WITH PORTALS.
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Anonymous43: wwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Anonymous44: the dyke is awry!
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Anonymous45: Wet farts.
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Anonymous46: I like the random Companion Cube that seems to just be falling through the air in the background. Which also loves what it sees of course. Awesome pic!
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Anonymous47: This pic fails, not because it's a bad pic, but because of all the r-tarded comments... (and yes, I'm making sure to count mine as one of said comments...)

QUIT OVERTHINKING YOUR PORN!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous48: It's funny because it's possible. You only need to have the distance between the portals be at most, half of you total body length.
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Anonymous49: Has anyone asked how a guy would suck himself using portals?
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Anonymous50: Best Portal 34 so far.
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Anonymous51: Okay, I've figured it out.

Portals aren't wide enough on the ends to fall through standing up, so she sits down, shoots a portal on a low ceiling above her and licking ensues? It wouldn't work in this case but there's at least one part in the game where it would work.

___ __
@
___# __

# = vagoo
@ = head/face/upper torso/whatever
_ = floors. whitespace is a portal.
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Anonymous52: A new definition to masturbation.
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Anonymous53: clever girl
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Anonymous54: Anonymous 48: One portal down near the ground, waist-level, one a bit up higher around your head, sucking ensues.
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Anonymous55: Is it me or does it look like the Blue Portal is closing up?
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Anonymous56: If I had the ASHPD (portal gun) AND was female, I'd totally do this.
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Anonymous57: that sign= win
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Anonymous58: hope she release on time...

PORTAL 2 has been announced!!!!!
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Anonymous59: So much fucking WIN it hurts.
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Anonymous60: If she had a harness, this discussion would be pointless.
Anyway, she looks like she is on crack.
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HawkEye: ONE MORE FUCKING TIME!!! I'm being so sincere right now
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HawkEye: HERES TO WHEN THIS SITE IS FLOODED WITH MORE PORTAL PORN WHEN PORTAL 2 IS RELEASED NOW SING STILL ALIVE WITH ME MEN TO FAPPING!!!
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Anonymous61: "The worst time EVER for a wet fart."

Yeah, it would shoot straight into her eye XD.

Speaking of which, I'd like to see an image of Chell using the portal as a toilet. Kinda funny. :D
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Anonymous62: An-non-e-moose, stop being ansshole, there no need to complain about other pictures, if you think you can do better then show us.
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Anonymous63: good but she looks like a crack addict
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Anonymous64: Nice job. Best portal porn I've seen on the site. 2 things: one, the reason why she looks like an addict is probably a side effect, remember GLaDOs said the device wasn't safe? 2. The compainion cube is damaged xD
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Anonymous65: Longbitch is looooooooooooooong
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GeminiAlpha: ... So that's what I taste like...
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Anonymous66: Well how long was she sleeping in dat chamber I'd look like I was on crack too. Also I was led to beleive that the things on her knees were full on cybernetics. The fact that they keep her from going splat is a plus tho.
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Anonymous67: The hooks on the feet are to prevent fall damage!
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Anonymous68: NOW YOUR THINKING WITH PORTALS
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Anonymous69: Now you're fucking with Portals LOL
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Anonymous70: Faperture science....
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Anonymous71: Exreme testing!
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Anonymous72: Now we're having fun..........With science!
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Anonymous73: Now after complaining about licking your vagina, tell me, HOW THE FUCK PORTALS WORKS?
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Anonymous74: Lets make science!
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Anonymous75: @Anonymous: they are long fall boots in testing
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Anonymous76: Salamore0: ...I just finished playing portal 1 and I find this...I like how the cube has a scorch mark on it from when you play that level. Realistic.

Also the obligatory "Now you're thinking with portals." is of course, required.
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QQmore: such an epic idea
im feeling dumb as fuck not thinking of this in lots of years playing portal
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Anonymous77: SCIENCe
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Anonymous78: тут русские есть?
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Anonymous79: Somethings wrong with the camera


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