Anonymous6: I'm guessing the sunglasses are there to block her gaze so she can't turn you into stone while you're. . . taking advantage of the situation. Of course, they'd have to be actually over her eyes for that to even theoretically work.
Anonymous7: I wouldn't care if she turned me to stone so long as she caught me while I had a full erection.
You know what? I'm so fucking tired, I'm going to go rape some squirrels. You'll probably see me in the news in a few days because I'll be the guy that raped squirrels. And then after I get out of jail for squirrel rape, after having buttsecks'd all the other inmates, I'll have sex with my shotgun until it has an orgasm and blows its hot metal bullet-cum through my asshole into my brain. Good luck everybody, because my penis will get thrown into the atmosphere after I am destroyed, and there's a 1-in-10571083560823760 chance that it will land inside YOUR asshole that night.
Gentlemen.
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You know what? I'm so fucking tired, I'm going to go rape some squirrels. You'll probably see me in the news in a few days because I'll be the guy that raped squirrels. And then after I get out of jail for squirrel rape, after having buttsecks'd all the other inmates, I'll have sex with my shotgun until it has an orgasm and blows its hot metal bullet-cum through my asshole into my brain. Good luck everybody, because my penis will get thrown into the atmosphere after I am destroyed, and there's a 1-in-10571083560823760 chance that it will land inside YOUR asshole that night.
Gentlemen.
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(anon 7s process starts over)