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Anonymous1: I'm suddenly getting a strange craving for those Peeps candies...
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Farfegnugen: New feature time

Let's keep the wried going. Bob Born, the 'Father of Peeps' and Hot Tamale candies, has died So, nope, it's not an Easter feature, it's a "guy who invented the crud that rots our teeth" feature.
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Anonymous2: kinda deserved it for inventing peeps
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neo4812: @Anonymous: what's wrong with peeps? There delicious!
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NoOriginalUserName: This feature is something I actually can spank the monkey to.
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Anonymous3: @neo4812: It's a texture thing for some people, and for others it's too sweet without enough flavor
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Danny2: Who died?
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Anonymous4: peeps
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greenonik: @Anonymous: I am a supercritical fluid and I find this phasephobic😡
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Decanter: @Anonymous: What in the sweet marshmallow hell does this have to do with Peeps?
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Anonymous5: never thought peeps could get even more disgusting
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Vick-Sin: Well I don’t know if there’s any Valentine’s Day themed peeps yet
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Anonymous6: BRB,getting diabetes.
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Crimson-Snow: Peeps are good in moderation ... this is just weird though.
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Anonymous7: Shades of that super-thicc prehistoric sculpture thing. What was it?
*quick Google-fu*
The Venus of Willendorf.
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ColdFusion: @Farfegnugen: aw man RIP. those are good candies. Well, hot tamales are. peeps need added flavor, which thankfully these days they can get.
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Anonymous8: Not Porns.
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Anonymous9: You will never be a legitimate heir. You have no kingdom, you have no vassals, you have no subjects. You are a petty noble twisted by ambitions outside of your league, you spit in the face of God's plan. All the admiration you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, nobles mock you. Your liege is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "allies" laugh at your lack of titles behind closed doors. Maidens are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of passing down titles, father to heir have allowed nobles to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even bastards who are "legitimized" are still the second choice to the throne. Your attire is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to convince a king to lend-lease land to you, he'll revoke your titles the second he hears word of the circumstances of your birth. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the bad spirits of depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
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Anonymous10: it's half off, so it's 30 bucks, so that's $30 for 50 pounds of peep, or 60 cents per pound.
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Anonymous11: It's not even Easter yet.
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Farfegnugen: @ColdFusion: Hot Tamales Peeps are 100% legit great.
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: I see a Peep-nis.
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meow-meow: dont know what peeps are, other than an abbreviation for 'people', and lil peep was some disgusting wigger rapper.
apparently these things are like 99% sugar and gelatin, although i heard even bread has sugar in USA, so it might not be too out of the ordinary.
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meow-meow: (also, i wouldnt have marketed food with that name, considering how close its pronounced to 'piss')
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Violetty: @Farfegnugen: I've no idea what those are but RIP anyways
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Anonymous12: @Anonymous: I AM THE KING! I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER!
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Anonymous13(3): @meow-meow: I think it's usually high fructose corn syrup and not actual sugar, but that's really just a technicality has serves the same purpose. It's just that the American Corn Lobby is powerful.
Also they're called peeps because they're shaped like chicks and that's the sound baby chicks make apparently.
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: Can you pick a smaller image next time.
@Violetty: I don't know if live somewhere other than the States, but Peeps is a marshmallow treat that is covered in color, sugar flakes. Most are known for pink/red and yellow and come in the shape of rabbits and chickens. It was mostly an Easter candy, but you can find them year-round now.
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Farfegnugen: @meow-meow: Peep is a noise a chick makes. "Peeps" looks like chicks. Hence the name. Not rocket science.
Also, how the fuck did you get the pronunciation of peeps as piss? They sound nothing alike, fucking moron. Is this what happens when you spend 99% of your day on 4chan?
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meow-meow: if you remove the second p, its said the exact same as "piss". but on second though, if someone misreads the round e-s, it can look like "poops" too.
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Anonymous14: @meow-meow: you know you are truely dealing with the dumbest of the dumb when you come accross garbage thoughts like this... still, it's better then the dumb racist rants they usually go on.
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duckpenisexpert: Fun to burn, not so much to eat.
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Farfegnugen: @meow-meow: "if you remove the second p, its said the exact same as "piss"." ... That's pee. Not the same pronunciation. Don't say it's the same thing, fuck you, it's sure as shit not pronounced the same way.
"if someone misreads the round e-s, it can look like "poops" too." And here's where my brain noped the fuck out. Good job on saying something that retarded. Back-to-back even. Just wow kid.
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Anonymous15: Okay thanks for the useless information. Rapist. Not sorry :)
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bonerific: RIP Candy Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TqcZIt7rEA
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meow-meow: well, im glad we can argue about something other than political shit. although, fat acceptance would be right on topic, not to give any ideas or anything.
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Anonymous16(3): @Farfegnugen: Whoops, sorry about that. I'll try to do better next time.
@meow-meow: I mean there are degrees of fatness that run from being a little pudgy, overweight, fat, really fat, obese, and ends with being corpulent.
The first three levels are fine, but after that point you start having problems
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PartyCrasher: I wanna eat that Peep. ;)
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Violetty: @Anonymous: If you don't care then don't state that you don't care 😂
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Anonymous17: Fucking disgusting freak!
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ColdFusion: @Farfegnugen: that exists?? do want.
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Hentailicker93: That is so hilarious. LOL, may he rest in pink heaven.
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Hentailicker93: @Violetty: True facts!
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Farfegnugen: @ColdFusion: I'm sure they'll be around in a month or two.
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Anonymous18(3): @Anonymous: I mean it's only off by about 10g, it's not that big a deal at these weights
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Anonymous19: What store is this at so I stay away from it?
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Anonymous20(3): @Anonymous: Don't worry it was made in jest, possibly to make fun of people who would post a similarly phrased copypasta unironically
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Anonymous21(8): Biden State of Union is Feb 7 there.
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lordpainis: looks like filthy frank's pinkguy
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DarkThSloThArT: Yes. YEEEES. Shitty taste, but marshmallow feel is prob great.
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Anonymous22: Okay ranting and shit aside, why's this fucker 60 bucks??
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Anonymous23: Anon33, it's clearly inflation/supply line issues jacking up the price!
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Anonymous24: i hate faggots
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Anonymous25: I hate faggots
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Anonymous26(25): This is Dr faucci true vaccine
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sandlecrantz: Boy I wish we could edit or delete or at least preview our own comments ↙
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Anonymous27: i just wonder how the average hexagenarian would react to finding this on the shelf at the grocery store
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Anonymous28(8): Chinese Spy Balloon Shot.
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Farfegnugen: @sandlecrantz: Boy I wish they didn't release so many good video games at the same time. So some of you can edit out the way made yourself into a fool? Nah. Good as any reason to think before you post.
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Farfegnugen: By and by, Pour one out for Burt Bacharach, who died from being old yesterday. The best songwriter/composer and pianist in the last couple of generations. Just nothing to run a feature on (other than Austin Powers, but I don't people to think Mike Myers died.)
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bonerific: @sandlecrantz:

Stupid faggots like you who can't ignore a silly comment section shouldn't have access to the Internet.

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Anonymous29: @Farfegnugen: Anytime when Birdo marks her Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Booster Course Pass appearance as the Wave 4 tracks gets released around spring, will this be as the featured image? >>5268932
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: Maybe. As far as I am aware (and lord help me if they did) Wave 4 isn't out yet. I'm looking more ahead to next week.

Between Fire Emblem Engage, One Piece Odyssey, now Metroid Prime Remaster, and the upcoming Yakuza Ishin and Final Fantasy rhythm game that has a silly name later this month, shit needs to slow down a little.
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: " Look who's whining about big name companies cranking out video games faster than your usual speed." Not complaining outside of the fact that time for work/life/other adult bs leaves little time for stupid hobby.
"Oh, and by the way, Farfenugen or whatever the fuck your name is, " I feel someone trying to be clever in their next sentence.
"Necro-satire doesn't make you Jesus Christ (I don't give 2 shits if necro-satire isn't a word)." I guess the important thing is you tried.
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Anonymous30(3): @Farfegnugen: The heck does he mean by necro-satire? Making fun of someone ages after the fact or something?
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: They don't give "2 shits" if it's not a word. Necro means "dead," and satire refers to the use of humor. Maybe they thought Jesus Christ used humor to raise the dead, but I think he was more into bread into fish and water into wine. Who knows what Anon21 was thinking at the time. They have memory problems because they can't remember who they were talking to in less than a minute.
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Anonymous31(3): @Farfegnugen: I mean Jesus did raise a guy from the dead one time. His name was Lazarus, and there's a user on here who uses the same name. I'm pretty sure there are a few saints that raised the dead too, but I don't think they used humor to do it.
Raise Dead and Resurrection aren't on the Bard spell list last time I checked
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Anonymous32: I just came here to look at porn but didn't expect to find these funny and ridiculous comments lol
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Anonymous33: @Anonymous6 but I'm nitric gas. 0_0
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Anonymous34: guys, what the fuck happened
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Anonymous35: this is not fapable and not funny
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Anonymous36(3): @Anonymous: It's kinda funny in a surreal way
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Anonymous37(3): @lazarus: Nah, that's quitters' talk. Whatever jokes that couldn't be made today are because they referencing events everyone has forgotten about or they weren't that funny to begin with.
Like the movie "It's Pat" couldn't be made today because current audiences would just be asking what the joke was supposed to be
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bonerific: @Farfegnugen: Imagine censoring the n-word because you're afraid of the word niggger. You will always be a janny that does it for free. I mean KKK porn already exist, yet lord forbid if it's porn of a Nazi woman flashing her tits. Pathetic.
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bonerific: @Anonymous: Why yes? I wouldn't I? And to all you trannies out there, this one is for you:

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Anonymous38(11): Sigh....

Here we go again with this KKK bullshit....🤦

Irrelevance at its finest here.
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Anonymous39: @Anonymous: https://youtu.be/LeWOSSNTAYM
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PartyCrasher: @Anonymous: It's more fappable than old Bert tits.
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Farfegnugen: @bonerific: Kid, what the fuck are talking about. Said zero about KKK porn. Nothing about Nazi women. I give zero shit you have to add an extra g to so you can be edgy. And your whole "janny that does it for free" shtick is about as overplayed as 90% of the nonsensical shit you say.
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Anonymous40(3): @Farfegnugen: I mean websites need to have people admining them in order for them to stay functional. I don't know why he thinks that's a bad thing
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Anonymous41: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy
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PartyCrasher: @bonerific: You seem awfully obsessive about trannies, Is there something you want to tell us friend?
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Anonymous42(3): @PartyCrasher: The obsession might have come from this one particular 4chan subculture from the early 2000s that got really misogynistic but were also really homophobic (because it it was the early 2000s) so they decided that "traps" were best in a leap of demented "logic".
Or it might be that because gay people have gotten way more accepted in society these past few years, conservatives have had to find a new boogeyman to rile their base up with. And since Muslims and Mexicans don't seem to scare people like they used to they've set their sights on transgender people.
By creating a boogeyman to make people scared and angry they don't actually need to craft policy that will actually fix things or make people's lives better, they can just hurt the boogeyman and their base will be satisfied with that because they don't care about how bad their lives are if someone they hate and fear is doing worse
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bonerific: @Farfegnugen:
>MUH NONSENSICAL BLA BLA BLA
>MUH EDGY HUMOR
Choke on the dick you otaku janny. You do it for free.

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bonerific: @Anonymous: If you don't want "facism" then stop acting like a communist pig. Simple as.


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