champofgalacticretards: Yeah I informed jubliation_t_cornpone about her death by e-mail FIRST so it should be two admins AND evil deaf experienced uploader.
Decanter: @Cculber007: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2013 had you beat by a few hours, if only because I was looking at it instead of the email.
Selias: What better way to honor someone than by featuring a drawing of them getting a facial from two girls with gigantic dicks? Don't ever change, internet.
Nightweaver20xx: This show was unfunny, annoying bullshit and I'm glad it's off the air. If only Ashton Kutcher could get run over by a truck I'd die a happy man.
Deathcock: Reading the comments of Jubilation, Culber, and Decanter, and I am seriously wondering to myself if I am really witnessing the three biggest losers in the world. I honestly wonder.
I usually do the features for stiffs, so here ya go.
You are made out of 100% certified shitty cunt. I cant think of a more useless, mediocre mind, and uptight personality than yours; and you are calling someone else a "stiff?" Hello, wake up, Jubie! You were dreaming you weren't the most repulsive human in the world again! :O
Also, we haven't had a dickgirl feature for a while, and I eagerly await the pissing and moaning.
Lol I will never understand that mentality. Oh, I know why: because I'm not a retarded subhuman geek. Oh yeah! That must be why! My mind isn't ass backwards from years of anti-social behavior, and living as society's bitch lol That's it!
So in your mind, you see yourself as some kind of mature badass. You're a real man because you can HANDLE the fetish of simple child with raging autism without pointing out how clearly developmentally disabled it is. Anyone who makes the slightest remark about how shitty futa is, is a bitchy, whiny little girly man, and you trolled their weak little bubblegum asses hard.
Lol yyyyeeeaaahhhh.
That's right, Jubie. You are a hard, and everything that is man because you have the sexuality of a drooling backwoods inbred, and don't complain about an amazingly retarded fetish like the normals do. OH I HOPE AND PRAY I CAN ONE DAY BE MADE OF HALF AS TOUGH OF STUFF AS YOU holy fucking shit you are one backwards fucking retarded gork I wanna puke blood and bile in your face, you amazingly retarded cunt lol
You can tell yourself this as much as you like, Jubiliation, when in all actuality, you're still the lowest common denominator in all of society on a level lower than Chris-Chan (because he's actually entertaining), and the simple loser everyone in your life and career looks down on as the biggest loser they ever met, and say this behind your back; and NOTHING is ever going to change that :D
@Ccccculber:
Yeah I informed jubliation_t_cornpone about her death by e-mail FIRST so it should be two admins AND evil deaf experienced uploader.
Deathcock: I was actually wondering to myself if the very following comment would be the most unoriginal and expected copypasta rebuttal of the mentally retarded chan-dwelling subhuman, and of course, as always, the answer is yes. Yes always. My coughs have a higher IQ than that response. Not a single one of you can hang with me, it is true.
Anonymous22: The image is dated 2010, but from the hack, babytroll chancancer lines everywhere on in this comment section, you would think this is 2006.
'Hehehe, I'm gonna just write "tl;dr cry moar" only, cuz THAT'LL KILL! CUZ IT'S 2004, AND THAT'S FUNNEH!'
What is this place, 9gag, but with more permavirgins and furries?
Anonymous23: Saw a comment on the AV Club to this effect, and it's true: "People gotta stop abusing substances, 'cause when you quit, that shit kills you."
Dolfy246: Bring on the futa rage. You know, if there would be 2 guys standing there everything would be fine and nobody would be complaining. Now there are 2 girls with cocks and all the cave-dwelling Anons get mad.
Hitachi1995: @Anonymous:
Well technically Since Sheen IS the main character, and there's porn of Sheen, you could say that there's Rule 34 of Planet Sheen.
Anonymous26: @Deathcock: Holy shit, someone forgot to take their meds, or maybe Anon 20 hit the nail on the head and this really is a cocaine-fueled rant. I could see it going either way. If replies to your comment are simple, it's because your raging, butthurt tirade doesn't deserve any better.
Don't even mention the irony of calling others autistic when you yourself flip your shit over minuscule, insignificant matter.
Anonymous28: @Deathcock: "My mind isn't ass backwards *(from) living as society's bitch" That's right, Dooqcock, you're not society's bitch, you're Life's bitch. What's got you all lathered is.. she really don't. want. you.. Life: "How do I loathe thee, Deathcock, let me count the ways; I made you black, so you'd learn your place amongst real men; I crippled you, that you learn to be humble even amongst your own limited people, I took your patience and compassion that you become even more of a tumor on the lives of others.." I had to cut her off there, she was giving me a blowjob, and I wanted her to swallow..
jubilation_t_cornpone: @Deathcock: LOL, you are unaware that "stiff" is slang for a dead body? Are you denying that Lisa Robin Kelly is dead? You need to correct her wikipedia article then.
Anonymous30(9): @jubilation_t_cornpone: He isn't aware of a lot of things, pretty much confirming his young age. He probably shouldn't even be on adult sites, but eh, I don't care.
Lapp: @SpruceBeer: Shh, don't say that, this is paheal.
JTC fuck you, attractive and successful Africans stole my jerbs, #420, futa bullshit, bad feature, whatever the fuck Deathcock is on is laced with PCP, another Chinese earthquake, ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
Better.
NeuroticNostalgia: @Deathcock: Jesus!! calm down bro jubilation t cornpone was basically foreshadowing what has already happened you didn't need to write an entire essay on the issue. You're also doing the same thing that he pointed out no matter how justified you think it is, it's still whining so buy or build a bridge and get over it.
CodyStreets: @Dolfy246: No shit. That's cause the philosophy that has formed is that if you add a dick to any female character it suddenly becomes feature worthy.
SpruceBeer: @Lapp: Actually, I shouldn't say that because I just found out WHY this got featured. Thought maybe this had to do with Saint Patrick's Day (I'm neither Irish nor a drinker so I have no idea when it happens).
Anonymous38: Can EVERYONE STFU and just fap. It's easy has getting pussy. Plus why is every being a mad and shetz on a porn pic. I have lost all hope in humunity I am going to grab my gun.
Anonymous40(38): Anyways I love the fact that people go all fucking serious shetz on porn pics. I really find it funny. But if you do that for a living (Sonic voice) DATS NO GUUD. Oh sweet internet, What well I do without you.
Deathcock: @jubilation_t_cornpone: That's right, nerd. You have been verbally raped. Your comment, and the heaping mound of suck that is you as a person, is what I was responding to... not the picture.
THERE IS NO SPORT IN PICKING ON CHRIS-CHAN'S RETARDED OFFSPRING. And the LEL9gag army who have no idea what is going on because they have the attention spans of epileptic goats are trying to claim trolling victories out of me just by standing there L.O.L. retarded nerd losers.
And lol @ Jubilation ass reaming little anon28 saying this site is TOO ADULT for me: the site where underage /b/tards and basement-dwellers come to fap is way too adult for the only actually adult here with an intellectual quotient above toast. Kill yourself, nerd.
Anonymous43: @Deathcock You're calling out a nerd where nerds usually hang out. It's a little bit of you versus the world right now.
BTW you're pretty much right on everything you've said so far.
(Yeah, I'm sucking his dick REAL hard.)
Anonymous44: Some people are just so desperate for bololo cocks irl that they come here like some prolapsed gay champions, trying to verbally rape everybody on this site. Enjoy the picture Deathcock and shut up or sit on your horse dildo and relax. Comments should be related to picture, not your puberty.
Anonymous45(21): @Hitachi1995 Well since there isn't any real porn of planet sheen specificly, there isn't any porn of planet sheen. I mean, by that logic, the character Amy Rose would always have to be tagged Sonic 3 and Knuckles. I'm sure some people could do something with that alien chick Oom's big tongue and rape-y tendincies
Anonymous50(21): I'm stopping, but I wouldn't call it spamming if I'm saying a COMPLETELY different sentence every time, would you. I'm not a newfag, I know the rules, and I'm not in violation.
jubilation_t_cornpone: @Deathcock: Whoa, the diarrhea is still flowing. Speaking of basement-dwellers, you're getting that all over everything and Mom's gonna make YOU clean it up. Fortunately, we don't have to see it or smell it.
Anonymous54: are people seriously that repulsed by a drawing of a lady with a penis that they have to go out of their way to tell everyone how sick and fucked up it is?
What i hate most about the internet, people suddenly get this self-entitled notion that others give a flying fuck about their opinion.
Anonymous58: @Anonymous: Can you find the hypocrisy in this statement? And bitching pointlessly over opinions was popular way before the internet. After sex its the great human past time.
Anonymous61: Deathcock just pretty much roams porn sites and thinks he knows people because he had a fucked up life and he's calling people out and taking it out on everyone since he only has about a year to live anyways
jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: No kind of beer cures scurvy. It's vitamin C. It was the lime juice added that kept the scurvy under control. It's why the British are called limeys even to this day.
jubilation_t_cornpone: I take that back, partially. Spruce beer does indeed contain vitamin C according to wikipedia. But it's still not what the Royal Navy used. Grog still contained lemon or lime juice for the vitamin C.
"This method of treating scurvy using evergreen-needle beverages was later picked up by the British Royal Navy, and spruce was regularly added to ship-brewed beer during eighteenth century explorations of the West Coast of North America."
So yes, they did indeed use it, but not exclusively. I never made that claim. Evergreen needles were cheaper and easier to store than limes and kept longer. Here is numerous period articles where many sea fairing men praise the beer for its curative properties:
jubilation_t_cornpone: Okay, so it just depends on what era you are talking about. Fair enough. It's still the vitamin C, and HOWEVER you get it will work. It's just the logistics of getting it.
Anonymous73: @jubilation_t_cornpone: I do believe this is the only porn site on the entire interwebz that contains a discussion on measures taken by the British Royal Navy to treat scurvy. You sirs, have made my day. :D
Anonymous78(19): that's what i meant. someone needs to draw something. if there was something on here, it should be featured. i am just pointing out the fact that people are lazy and there should be something.
Anonymous81: Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
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Also, we haven't had a dickgirl feature for a while, and I eagerly await the pissing and moaning.
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And by team I mean the one or two admins who got together and picked a feature, because the last few haven't been done by committee.
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...okay, which one of 'em died.
Ah, I see.
Sorry to say.
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You are made out of 100% certified shitty cunt. I cant think of a more useless, mediocre mind, and uptight personality than yours; and you are calling someone else a "stiff?" Hello, wake up, Jubie! You were dreaming you weren't the most repulsive human in the world again! :O
Lol I will never understand that mentality. Oh, I know why: because I'm not a retarded subhuman geek. Oh yeah! That must be why! My mind isn't ass backwards from years of anti-social behavior, and living as society's bitch lol That's it!
So in your mind, you see yourself as some kind of mature badass. You're a real man because you can HANDLE the fetish of simple child with raging autism without pointing out how clearly developmentally disabled it is. Anyone who makes the slightest remark about how shitty futa is, is a bitchy, whiny little girly man, and you trolled their weak little bubblegum asses hard.
Lol yyyyeeeaaahhhh.
That's right, Jubie. You are a hard, and everything that is man because you have the sexuality of a drooling backwoods inbred, and don't complain about an amazingly retarded fetish like the normals do. OH I HOPE AND PRAY I CAN ONE DAY BE MADE OF HALF AS TOUGH OF STUFF AS YOU holy fucking shit you are one backwards fucking retarded gork I wanna puke blood and bile in your face, you amazingly retarded cunt lol
You can tell yourself this as much as you like, Jubiliation, when in all actuality, you're still the lowest common denominator in all of society on a level lower than Chris-Chan (because he's actually entertaining), and the simple loser everyone in your life and career looks down on as the biggest loser they ever met, and say this behind your back; and NOTHING is ever going to change that :D
@Ccccculber:
Lmao: 'I DIDD GUDD!!! I DIDDA GUDD THANG 4 PALHULL! ARK! ARK! ARK!'
It's gonna be hard for me to read your comments in the future without imagining a retarded seal. You type like one.
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rage more pls
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Death, so strung.
'Hehehe, I'm gonna just write "tl;dr cry moar" only, cuz THAT'LL KILL! CUZ IT'S 2004, AND THAT'S FUNNEH!'
What is this place, 9gag, but with more permavirgins and furries?
I love the internets.
Well technically Since Sheen IS the main character, and there's porn of Sheen, you could say that there's Rule 34 of Planet Sheen.
Don't even mention the irony of calling others autistic when you yourself flip your shit over minuscule, insignificant matter.
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Sup bitches?
It Fap Warden here.
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TWIST AND SHOUT
JTC fuck you, attractive and successful Africans stole my jerbs, #420, futa bullshit, bad feature, whatever the fuck Deathcock is on is laced with PCP, another Chinese earthquake, ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
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Not the best philosophy to have.
You, sir, need to reexamine your choices in life.
You are a retarded faggot of the highest order for thinking th hit you just wrote is logic.
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THERE IS NO SPORT IN PICKING ON CHRIS-CHAN'S RETARDED OFFSPRING. And the LEL9gag army who have no idea what is going on because they have the attention spans of epileptic goats are trying to claim trolling victories out of me just by standing there L.O.L. retarded nerd losers.
And lol @ Jubilation ass reaming little anon28 saying this site is TOO ADULT for me: the site where underage /b/tards and basement-dwellers come to fap is way too adult for the only actually adult here with an intellectual quotient above toast. Kill yourself, nerd.
you didn't really sell it quite so much this time around
BTW you're pretty much right on everything you've said so far.
(Yeah, I'm sucking his dick REAL hard.)
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What i hate most about the internet, people suddenly get this self-entitled notion that others give a flying fuck about their opinion.
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"This method of treating scurvy using evergreen-needle beverages was later picked up by the British Royal Navy, and spruce was regularly added to ship-brewed beer during eighteenth century explorations of the West Coast of North America."
So yes, they did indeed use it, but not exclusively. I never made that claim. Evergreen needles were cheaper and easier to store than limes and kept longer. Here is numerous period articles where many sea fairing men praise the beer for its curative properties:
http://larsdatter.com/18c/spruce-beer.html
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Cancer!!
...oh and you got AIDS too.
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And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex