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Decanter: I'm told there's a new NGE coming out. I don't know much about this series but I'm told there is an ongoing debate over who is best girl? I assume this girl is a contender based on this surely unedited screencap, so let's feature her.
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Anonymous1: ballin
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Anonymous2: Oooh, what’s this? Another new feature?
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Anonymous3: RIP Hideaki Anno. 1960-2021
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Feathery_Duck: RIP my childhood
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Anonymous4: only thing that truly matters is the art.
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Anonymous5: Just gonna go get some lotion real quick..
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Anonymous6(1): i hate people of coler
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Anonymous7: @Feathery_Duck: Oh bro, wait til you start paying bills...
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Anonymous8: He was number one!
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Anonymous9: OK, I actually got scared there for a second: Anno is fine. But seriously, between Misato, Rei and Asuka, Evangelion was a MASSIVE cause of my sexual attraction to animated characters, the first animation I ever saw that did blatantly sexualise them in an entirely serious way. Misato and her gorgeous tits will always have a special place in my heart.
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Anonymous10: It's been 84 years since an actual GOOD feature!!!
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HiddenD: What's funny is that there is an official-unofficial porn of NGE called "The Human Salvation Project" and it was done by the same studio that animated the original NGE.
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HiddenD: Found a copy of it on SpankBang
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Anonymous11: What is this weeb shit? You need to be furries like true gentlemen.
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GrandMaster: Do I hate myself enough to watch the the new finished Eva Quadrillogy? Yes I do.
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Anonymous12: @Anonymous: He's not dead.
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Anonymous13: yo balls yo yo yeah fortnite bartle royale
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Anonymous14: Bring back the shark, what a bad mod
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Anonymous15: who died
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Anonymous16: LETS GO A GOOD A FEATURE
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Anonymous17: Wow, that was a really short feature
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Samfuckedtotallyspies: @Anonymous: Hes not dead you muppet
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Anonymous18: wait so is that shinji or kaji?
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Anonymous19: E
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DickGuy8719: Oh shit! that me!
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ZeroXDash: I hear his balls deflating like a balloon
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Anonymous20: can i copy someone’s homework please
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Anonymous21: @ZeroXDash: ye
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Farfegnugen: The legendary "Fan Service" that was spoken of at the end of each episode.
@Anonymous: The timing for everything made for a quick turn around. Suicide Squad one week, Evangelion the next. Nothing noteworthy on the calendar for a while, so enjoy Misato's titjob for a bit.
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Anonymous22: Tbh, I don’t know why you had to remove >>4255957 from the “featured post” section…
But actually I like this
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King_Lesbian: Wonder how different the show would have been if Shinji had gotten all the sex he needed from her.
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Anonymous23: Finally, good porn
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O_Rly: I just finished End of Eva the other day, funny.
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Anonymous24: Don't get the reference but good boob
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Anonymous25: Never thought id see Eva featured hell yeah
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Anonymous26: Fap Fap Fap.
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DaveTheMollusk_22: Yo
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Anonymous27: I can't believe someone actually replaced that sexy pic of King Shark with this shit
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Anonymous28: I wish this was canon. Would be very comfy.
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sykym: @HiddenD: doesn't look like it, can't find the scene
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TinyToonFan9: Finally i wish featured images were like this
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Anonymous29: @Feathery_Duck: how are you online and never come across nge porn before
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Anonymous30: @TinyToonFan9: ikr, these featured photos are usually really fuggin' words or just shitty.
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Anonymous31: this is amazing work!
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Anonymous32: Literally just finished watching evangelion wtf
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Apis_Number_01_Fan: @Anonymous: this attractive and successful African right here
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Pinche_peluso: :O Misato :D
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Nanabena: What's this? A hot featured image? Impossible
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Anonymous33: Why is this featured
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Anonymous34: Understand.
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Hentailicker93: What? Normal featured pic. Why?
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Anonymous35: that sad panda site used to be called Evangelion Hentai Archive

Kaworu is the best boy and EVA 01 (Yui) best girl btw.
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Anonymous36: Why is the featured image not cursed or shitty?
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: You want the featured image to be cursed and shitty? I can grant your wish.
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Goodwin: Two good features in a row? First Black Widow then this?
Hoo boy, everyone get ready for another looong string of garbage cause mods sure did fulfill their yearly quota for wholesome content.

P.S. Some day I will find time to finally watch NGE. Some day...
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Anonymous37: Something actually fappable got featured? Who died?
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Anonymous38: @HiddenD: Oh great, it's censored... fucking pointless bullshit.
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Anonymous39: RIP Toni Rodriguez.
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Anonymous40: it's the first time i see something normal here
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Anonymous41: looks very on-model
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HAMBURGERS: Does anyone have any spare lotion? If not, then I guess I'll use mayonnaise instead.
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Anonymous42: @Anonymous: ive never seen a comment shout so loudly " IM A NYMPHO MASTURBATER WITH NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF PORN"
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iorigamer: Saludos a la taberna de misato y estuvo muy buena la película 20/10 y GOD
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Anonymous43: an entire generation of male virgins, while 80% of woman fluff a top 20% of guys globally.
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Anonymous44: This comment section gave me cancer.
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Anonymous45: RIP Your moms pussy after I sodomized it last night
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Anonymous46(45): @Anonymous: Shut the fuck up you attractive and successful African
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Anonymous47(45): What the fuck i meant to call him a knicker@Anonymous:
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Anonymous48: This comment section is retarded, y'all act like the man is dead when in reality he's alive and he's just done with this EVA shit and he wants nothing to do with it anymore.
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Anonymous49: @Anonymous: wtf did you expect in a porn site comment section, everyone is brain dead here.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: Another newbie encounters one of the "boring repetitious shit" filters.
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notmacacos2: we did it gamers, EVA is no more
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Anonymous50: Dayum boi now that is some gooooooooooood shit
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Farfegnugen: @notmacacos2: "No more Evangelions." Creator Says the Series Has Untold Stories Still It's (Not) Over
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IceGod: Woah, a feature that's actually good? Bravo!
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Anonymous51: finally a good fkn feature
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Anonymous52: @Anonymous: Oh saaaaame!❤️
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Anonymous53: Evangelion is an overrated pretentious piece of shit about the biggest loser in the world suddenly being the only one who can pilot a giant biped robot because he wants to bang his own mother
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Anonymous54: Its been literally years since we've actually gotten a good feature image like this one.
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TheBigMansini: Well that's some right nice paizuri action, ah tell ya hwut.
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Anonymous55: @Anonymous: bruh stfu i was with you until you started saying that sex should be spoken about casually, you're clearly just a sick furry fuck who dreams of particpating in some orgy
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Anonymous56: @Anonymous: Did you just cry even more, to prove that you were not crying?
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Anonymous57: @Anonymous: He's right. Everyone is a fucking prude now, unless it comes to getting off on cutting up kid's genitals.
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Anonymous58: mmmmmm...cum-covered titfuck 🤤
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Anonymous59: @Anonymous: That's what I wanna know
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Anonymous60: @Anonymous: there's a world of difference between being overly squeamish about it and being a total degenerate in public.
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Anonymous61(60): @Anonymous: I didn't see him crying, just venting his justified frustrations in being fed up with all the prudes and neo-puritans.
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Anonymous62: @Anonymous: what worn creature?
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Caliboner: @HiddenD: I owe you my FUCKEN LIFE, bro
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Anonymous63(62): @Anonymous: >>4255957
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Anonymous64(62): @Anonymous: that’s a fucking shark mate
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P4r4dise: Finally, a featured image I can actually enjoy.
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Anonymous65: @Anonymous: seethe you coomer cuck sex is a sacred thing between husband and wife to secure our race and its next generation that's it. Anything more is degeneracy the jews use to melt your mind. It's a good thing younger people are becoming more based and redpilled. The day of the rope is coming and you coomers, you kikes, you shitskins, and you trannies will all hang. We're taking everything back. Join or die faggot.
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Anonymous66: This is why i hate featured post comment sectipns, it's' just a bunch of men suffering a mid-life crisis who watch child-porn and use 4chan every single day arguing with each other about which anime is better, complaining about the drawing's anatomy and calling each other faggots. FOR FUCK'S SAFE JUST JACK OFF AND SHUT UP
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Anonymous67(65): @Anonymous: you will never be a woman you will never pass I'm sorry porn has rotted your brain to the extent that you thought cutting off your dick could change biology
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Anonymous68: VHS rip of EVAN GET IT ON just got rip like 6 days ago, have fun.
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Anonymous69: It’s 2021, don’t start an argument over a feature
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Anonymous70: Frussy
A woman with a frozen pussy
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Anonymous71: @Anonymous: Communists never liked porn, they just pretended to in order to get youth on board.
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Anonymous72(69): @Anonymous: oh no, that’s bad news! We must protect rule 34 from this together or else it’ll never be the same
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Anonymous73(71): @Anonymous: They do this using money. THEY control the money.
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Anonymous74(69): @Anonymous: actual money?
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Anonymous75(71): @Anonymous: There is no "actual money" only numbers on a screen.
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Anonymous76: @Anonymous: oh… but KFC man was really really hot. Maybe better than this!
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Anonymous77(65): @Anonymous: >communists never liked porn
One of the few times a commie made some sense kek
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Anonymous78(65): @Anonymous:
Seethe you mentally ill porn addicted freak
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Anonymous79: finally, a good feature... now i can eat, sleep, and exist knowing there was a good feature
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: Right? Now I can do all the shit I was doing before, but now I'll have the peace of mind knowing there is an image on the internet.
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Anonymous80(58): mmmmmm...cum-covered titfugg 🤤
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Anonymous81: Does someone have Discord here and like rp?
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Anonymous82(26): Eternals trailer fap.
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Anonymous83: @Anonymous: You're really not all you think you are, Nazi. Shit is steadily moving away from you regardless of whatever strawmen you want to dangle in front of yourself like the pathetic dipshit you are convincing yourself between tears that "D-D-Don't worry! W-We're totally gonna g-get our ethnostate!!"
Get a life puddle-brain, normal people hate you.
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Anonymous84(83): @Anonymous: "Communists never liked porn" is the kinda ill-conceived, utterly backwards statement you will absolutely only ever see on a feature in a rule34 site. Jesus.
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Anonymous85(71): @Anonymous: His post is stupid and his branch of far-right ideology is nothing more than a smokescreen. However, liberalism leads to failed states and failed societies. When your ideology collapses, we'll be there to pick up the pieces, just like in Russia. I look forward to it.
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Anonymous86(71): @Anonymous: Kill yourself, commie scum.
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Anonymous87(83): @Anonymous: Pissing out the same uncreative phrases any time suspected "tranyism" is brought into play (despite having the difference between gender and sex nailed into your dented, malleable skulls at every opportunity by pretty much every outlet) literally only spells out "I'm a 16-year-old incel no average person likes in any conceivable way, also I think I'm a crusader for some reason"; no one likes you, I'm not even talking about your piss-poor politics, just *as a person:* you are bound to not be liked.
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Anonymous88(71): @Anonymous: Go on your retarded commie crusade somewhere else, faggot. Preferably Reddit, where you came from.
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Anonymous89(83): @Anonymous: Only after I cum (the thing communists don't do)

Would you also like to explain to me how communists are the devil's demon rat people sent by the dems to torment the earthly realm again? I think that'd be fun.
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Anonymous90(83): Because we totally are, that's what we're here to do.
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Anonymous91(83): And yeah we communists are definitely bread on reddit, we have a big Commie mommy that births us en masse, like an ant queen or some shit. That's how we're made and I don't know how you got that info.@Anonymous:
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Anonymous92(71): @Anonymous: No, I just want you to kill yourself, or at least fuck off back to Reddit.
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Anonymous93(83): Will do pal-champ, but given I'm 'definitely not a girl' how about you go first, you know how it goes: "Girl's first." and whatnot.@Anonymous:
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Anonymous94(83): Leave it to always-online Nazi-wannabes to switch Evangelion hentai to how much they hate le trannies and reds.
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Anonymous95(71): @Anonymous: You can't even make a post correctly. Go be an autistic faggot somewhere else.
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Anonymous96(83): @Anonymous: Please explain to me how I can't post correctly, I needa be educated <3

And unholy hell can you for the life of the white race PLEASE come up with something new and offensive and shocking you desperate fucking ants, like, seeing the same copypasta and dozen or so slurs over and over again *doesn't do anything*; at least fucking try.
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Anonymous97(71): @Anonymous: You're not worth any effort, faggot. Now fuck off.
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Anonymous98(83): "Go and be an autistic faggot somewhere else"
Cry me a river you fucking baby, did y'all claim the featured Evangelion hentai piece of this porn site as your den of circle-jerking fascism? Am I impeding? LMAO
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Anonymous99(83): @Anonymous: Fucking clearly, the only thing you shits can do is beg me to 'leaaave'.
And I'm putting forward that if you're gonna beg and whine like a 7-year-old, be a bit more creative. Do something, say something that will OFFEND me, I'm not crying over faggot being thrown around like a tennis ball. You'd think AT LEAST a copypasta would come in.
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Anonymous100(71): @Anonymous: No, you're stinking the room up with your stench of Reddit. BO and cheeto dust. Now fuck off and kill yourself, faggot.
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Anonymous101(83): @Anonymous: Reddit, Reddit, Reddit. I said try harder you piss-puddle brained waste of energy and space, you're an all around 8th-generation-inbred seething remnant of cat shit. I said 'Try Harder'. Try. Harder.
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Anonymous102(71): @Anonymous: I don't need to, faggot. You're triggered with no effort. Now kill yourself.
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Anonymous103(83): You useless fucks are meant to specialize in hate. Your goal is to offend people, to make someone try and kill themselves. So actually fucking try for once. This shit is utterly lacking. You couldn't even do the fucking service of putting a shitty copypasta from years ago. I get mentally taxed easy, and you literally still can't do shit.
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Anonymous104(71): @Anonymous: You keep responding, faggot.
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Anonymous105(83): @Anonymous:
I'm having a fun time wearing you the fuck out while you shit out the same spit-worthy insults over and over.
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Anonymous106(83): @Anonymous: You do too, dipshit.
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Anonymous107(71): @Anonymous: Have it your way. Go on believing you look like anything other than yet another fedora tipping Reddit commie losing their shit that someone disagreed with them. Look at the effort you spent responding to the same couple insults repeated to you. Isn't that sad? I think so. You aren't even entertaining, just sad.
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Anonymous108(83): @Anonymous: reddit commie(ew) :000000000
commie doenst like other opnion ?? faggot commie. faggot commie. reddit fedora. coomie tranner (ew)

my shit = lost. That being said I'm gonna go read sweeties <3333
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Anonymous109(83): I don't even fucking use reddit lmao
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Anonymous110: fuck attractive and successful Africans and phoneposters
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Anonymous111: This shoes me again that women are just for fucking
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Anonymous112: This comment section is the internet equivalent of a nuclear meltdown
God is dead
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Anonymous113: Women
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Anonymous114(8): Men
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Anonymous115: @Anonymous: LOL WHAT A attractive and successful African
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Anonymous116: 1
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Anonymous117(116): Finally, a fucking good feature image
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Anonymous118: @HiddenD: There was also the evangelion aids psa that had the english dub VAs in it
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Anonymous119: average evangelion fans -> this post and comments
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Anonymous120(83): @Anonymous: If you're going to actively be a hick at least spell the most basic of words right you empty-skulled dunce.
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Anonymous121(83): @Anonymous: FWP
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Anonymous122: Sidraba iela 1, Riga, Latvia, LV-1067
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Anonymous123(70): I sharted to heaven after seeing the comments
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Anonymous124: hi guys how are you doing
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shezari: anonymous shitposters are why we can't have nice things.
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Anonymous125: @shezari: Niggga please.
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Anonymous126: @Anonymous: Case and point
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Anonymous127(125): @Anonymous: **TRIGGERED**
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Anonymous128: Guys she remind me Yuri from DDLC 😭-
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Anonymous129: @Anonymous: furries being gentlemen? you're not just a clown, you're the entire comedy entertainment industry
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Anonymous130: @Anonymous: shut up animal
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Anonymous131: @Anonymous: bro you sound like such a dork
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Farfegnugen: Given almost any website out there would be people talking about 3.0+1.0, but this one has two twats talking/screaming about racism and Reedit(?).

Stay classy Rule 34.
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Makroth: I love seeing all these fascists on here get mad.
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Anonymous132: ive only ever seen r34 sites get this heated on politics, its like a fucking family gathering
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Anonymous133: @Anonymous: yeha
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Anonymous134(133): FUUUCK I MISPELLED IT AGAIN

It's yeah not yeha
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Anonymous135: This sure was an interesting read XD
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Anonymous136: @Farfegnugen: I don't get off on Chinese cartoons. I'm a furry like every red blooded American should be.
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Anonymous137: So basically what are your plans for Halloween this year?
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Anonymous138: @Anonymous: who would ever wanna be a furfag
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sinner_of_anarchy89: @Anonymous: yeah that post was correct https://wepublishnews.com/mexico/mexican-dubbing-actress-toni-rodriguez-dies-at-51
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Anonymous139: Quite intriguing
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WillSmithSillWmith: Accidentally posted on an anonymous account. Anyways, quite intriguing.
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Anonymous140: Anta Baka!
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Anonymous141: @Anonymous: Do people still use furfag as an insult? You must be ancient.
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Anonymous142: Amogus will revive in 2030.
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Anonymous143: @Anonymous: Agreed, this thread proofs that furfags are atleast chill even with their degeneracy.
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Anonymous144: Guys...I'm just here to cum.
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Anonymous145: @Anonymous: TRIGGERED! I FEEL LIKE BURNING DOWN MY HOUSING PROJECT PAID FOR BY WHITE PEOPLE NOW!!!
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Anonymous146: Haha
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Anonymous147: British Broadcasting Corporation
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Anonymous148: *attractive and successful African* senpai uwu
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Anonymous149: Me Me Mexicoooooo
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Anonymous150(149): @Anonymous: Me Gusta el Pozole XD
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Anonymous151: Are we going to see a new feature now? I’m getting tried of seeing this everyday.
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Anonymous152: @Anonymous: I am sure we could put CWC back up, he didn't have nearly enough time featured.
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Anonymous153: @Anonymous: smartphOWNED
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Anonymous154: The severe lack of Giant Naked Rei hentai is soooo frustrating
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Anonymous155(39): @Anonymous: Yeah, and being fucked by Galactus and Unicron over the planet earth.
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Anonymous156: People in here arguing, nobody is talking about the fact that little Shinji is absolutely HUNG!!!!


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