grim15fire: Tabuu: NO! I SHALL NOT BE DEFEATED BY A MERE HEDGEHOG! YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF.....
Sonic: Geez, shut the fuck up already, we get it you want revenge.
Mario: Oh my freakin god! You killed Tabuu and saved the Nintendo universe! What can we do to repay you?
Sonic: Well......I really don't know.
Mario: Anything you want!
Sonic: Okay, then can I sleep with all your bitches!
Mario: Hells no!
Link: Not my Zelda!
Snake: Hmmm, my relationship with Samus is just fan-fiction. But still no.
Sonic: You said everything I want.
Mario: Yeah, but not our girlfriends!
*turns Super Sonic*
Sonic: I'm giving you one last chance. LET. ME. SLEEP. WITH. YOUR. BITCHES!!!
Mario: Ahhhh....Ugh...okay!
And so Sonic got his wish, impreganting Peach, Zelda, and Samus. And left without the welfare check for the babies. THE END!
Anonymous38: Sonic sucks. Mario and Link are better and that's a fact. Hyper Sonic isn't canon fuckers. Mario and Link would cream all of those bitches. Link stands many chances against Sonic. That's a fact as well. Sonic sucks
Fails for being a shop of two images though.
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Still, though... WUT? O_o
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Didn't see that coming now I have seen it all
Sonic: Uhh sorry about that.
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Sonic: Geez, shut the fuck up already, we get it you want revenge.
Mario: Oh my freakin god! You killed Tabuu and saved the Nintendo universe! What can we do to repay you?
Sonic: Well......I really don't know.
Mario: Anything you want!
Sonic: Okay, then can I sleep with all your bitches!
Mario: Hells no!
Link: Not my Zelda!
Snake: Hmmm, my relationship with Samus is just fan-fiction. But still no.
Sonic: You said everything I want.
Mario: Yeah, but not our girlfriends!
*turns Super Sonic*
Sonic: I'm giving you one last chance. LET. ME. SLEEP. WITH. YOUR. BITCHES!!!
Mario: Ahhhh....Ugh...okay!
And so Sonic got his wish, impreganting Peach, Zelda, and Samus. And left without the welfare check for the babies. THE END!
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