evilpika: These are established DnD creatures. They were not originally porn and now they are they are. This meets all requirements for 34. Now take your rule-lawyering faggotry elsewhere.
Otaku__Son: Well where the fuck was the DnD tag if these were DnD characters? I found them under the "mythological" tag and there was nothing about D&D. Check the Tag History if you don't fucking believe me.
kosheh: If these characters come from a series, label the series. If it's a general sizing chart of mythological beings with tits, then it's mythology. Get the idea?
Tag it "D&D" and tag it "mythology".
geez it's not that hard it's not like there's only room for one tag christ
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edit: wait, it appears someone thinks it's not 34.
It doesn't have to have eight dicks in each orifice in order to be 34. As long as it has tits, a vagina, a penis and it's a parody work containing characters of an existing media, it's 34.
I see there's a pair of tits and vag here. Are you telling us that when you play D&D the tits and vag are usually there when you play?
If you're playing the oral version of D&D your friends must be really descriptive.
whichever one you provide options while the guy with the rulebook makes shit up idk how to play D&D whatever >_>;
Stormfin: Koshe: Acutally, yeah. Whenever we played D&D or Warhammer, most of the time we drew or sculpted tits or a dick on our characters. After about an hour, the game just degenerated into "My True Evil Paladin anals you for plus five mana." "Oh yeah? Well, my Lawful Whore Dwarf shits on your dick."
Stormfin: Remember Cheerios? You know, the story where the twelve-year old girl was raped by the Cheerios tentacle monster? Well, just last week, I printed/photocopied about 1000+ or so copies of it, and just spread it across the southern part of my city. I hid them in between the pages of children's books, dictionaries, and manga in all the libraries and comic book shops, slipped them in every locker at my old school, and shit. Apparently, it's going to be on the news sometime. Hell, last time I did something like this anywheres near this scale, I was arrested and almost expelled. Scared the shit out of me, but it was good for a cheap laugh.
Krawczyk: Don't forget that this is all somewhat canon too.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UJKAYAC2
I only removed mythology tags on these because it's obviously meant to be the D&D versions, as the non-mythological counterparts/creatures were done by the same person, in the same style. I don't think you were in the chat that day, it was before you shot yourself at least, though.
No, I'm never gonna be able to get over that, why do you ask? :D
Anonymous18: Most reptiles actually have only one hole (a cloaca), which is pretty much the vagina/penis, anus, etc. But this is hentai, so who gives a fuck?
Anonymous30: I would tap the mermaid easily. Wouldn't go near the siren or the medusa. I'd pass on the naga and I'd tap the Salamander, just I'd avoid eye contact.
Anonymous32: 1) hit underwater.
2) hit! tentacles are my fetish. she's probably totally kinky too.
3) blindfold then hit.
4) head. it would be amazing. i wonder how cock would taste to her...?
5) fuck that. hit with a fire extinguisher.
User00: Hell, I would love to see what that Siren has in store for that Mermaid. I don't think the Mermaid looks like she would enjoy it as much as I would though.
The other three look to dangerous to do anything with, espesially the Salamander. She's one "hot" chick.
Anonymous44: I am very disappointed in everyone, you don't just hit them, you have to tailor to each one.
Mermaid: for the picture here the mermaid shows a shy/scared personality. to have her it has to be soft and caressing, once she has sufficiently gotten aroused and not scared of being hurt then you can go faster.
Siren: speed is the key. you have to get past her tentacles and defenses and impale her in one go. Once you are buried in her fully wait for her to come back to reality and begin to wrap her tentacles around your body before going at her at a good/ quick pace. Not to fast because if she plays with your backdoor you don't want to be going to fast for that.
Medusa: Eyes and rattle. Stop her from using her rattle on the end of her tail to make her freeze up before you blind her somehow or protect you eyes. After that Medusa is flexible enough to start slow or go all out, just keep eye-contact to nothing.
Naga: Head frill. Those thing are just thin skin, blood vessels and nerves, thus a soft and sensual touch on them and she's done for already. Just be sure to keep her relaxed so she doesn't tear the frill.
Salamander: You are all wrong. Salamanders flames are for protection and boosting her flame powers, she has full control over them you twits. she can make it impossible to touch her or make it so as you caress her the flames that lick at you skin cause you even more pleasure. Make her horny and trusting and nobody will need extinguishers or fire-proof suits or fire-fighters on standby.
Pyroking: Finally, we have "Team Snake-Eyes". A powerful group of serpentine women, yes no?
1. Madeline the Mermaid: Notte's younger sister. Shy and reserved, she balks at the idea that her kind feasts upon human flesh. She has resorted to devouring sharks something that has even impressed her sister. Her voice is soothing, yet unsure and even self-loathing. Still, her healing abilities are top-notch and there are rumors that she finds beauty in those that are misunderstood. Come in with a deformity? She will be there for you. Some humans have called her the "Angel of the Sea".
2. Notte the Siren: Notte's older sister. Growing so powerful over the years, she is the most feared siren of them all. Her voice is beautiful, but she refuses to change her normal form to entice men. Rather, she loves her real look and encourages others she trusts to appreciate their faults and excesses. Despite her predatory nature, she truly cares for her much more demure sister. Harm her and you will know the terror of a siren that is not hungry, but willing to use dark magic.
3. Medusa: The famous Gorgon and the leader. There are many bearing the name Medusa in this land, but she was the first. Raped by a sea god and unjustly punished by a goddess she once looked up to, she now looks like the epitome of serpentine evil. However, she is melancholy and hostile. Simple as that. Often, she will cry upon seeing her reflection, but the invention of glasses might be her salvation. For now, her archery and powers are not to be overlooked. One look and it's over...for non-magic users, that is.
4. Neuru the Naga: The scholar of the group. Always with her head in a book, she loves subverting everyone's expectations by pulling a strategy from her recent read into the heat of battle. No matter how outlandish, she will do anything to honor what she reads. However, as times goes on, she manages to tell propaganda from actual reading material. It's what makes her a valuable asset, as she can negotiate and discern evil intent. She and Medusa are best friends, as the former is helping her with her confidence issues.
5. Cinder the Salamander: The brute of the group. Chaotic and violent, she exists only for carnage and terror. She revels in destruction, but is kept on a leash by Medusa's power. Also, a nice fire is enough to keep her docile. When she's in a sleepy state, she's actually very funny and cheerful, but in a dull tone that suggest boredom with her hidden self. Free her of having to deal with the fact that she's more than a warrior, you've got yourself a slithering apocalypse.
Anonymous50(48): Nevermind I found it here https://screencapthread.tumblr.com/page/12 and bothered to type it all out since it's a little hard to read the tiny images
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1n0CWzWUIirncQ9UI_kIw4iy2gldDZs03/view?usp=sharing
MERMAID SEZ: O_o why are your tentacles caressing my face?
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I fail'z. lol.
And to think I was the one that first retagged it, deerrrrrrr how do I use compootar?
Tag it "D&D" and tag it "mythology".
geez it's not that hard it's not like there's only room for one tag christ
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edit: wait, it appears someone thinks it's not 34.
It doesn't have to have eight dicks in each orifice in order to be 34. As long as it has tits, a vagina, a penis and it's a parody work containing characters of an existing media, it's 34.
I see there's a pair of tits and vag here. Are you telling us that when you play D&D the tits and vag are usually there when you play?
If you're playing the oral version of D&D your friends must be really descriptive.
whichever one you provide options while the guy with the rulebook makes shit up idk how to play D&D whatever >_>;
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that's awesome
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http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UJKAYAC2
I only removed mythology tags on these because it's obviously meant to be the D&D versions, as the non-mythological counterparts/creatures were done by the same person, in the same style. I don't think you were in the chat that day, it was before you shot yourself at least, though.
No, I'm never gonna be able to get over that, why do you ask? :D
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2) Raep.
3) ????
4) Profit!
1. hit
2. uncertian, but i think hit
3. stoned
4. hit
5. hit hit hit hit hit hit
"1. Hit!
2. Hit!
3. Stoned
4. Nah.
5. Hit!"
2. rather not hit
3. knockout then hit (don't wanna be stoned)
4. Maybe hit
5. AAARGH IT BURNS! hot in another kind of way.
2) Siren
3) Mermaid
4) Naga
5) Salamander (would be higher if it didn't turn you into bacon)
But yeah, I'd hit 'em all. Also sunglasses while hitting Medussa.
2) hit! tentacles are my fetish. she's probably totally kinky too.
3) blindfold then hit.
4) head. it would be amazing. i wonder how cock would taste to her...?
5) fuck that. hit with a fire extinguisher.
The other three look to dangerous to do anything with, espesially the Salamander. She's one "hot" chick.
all i need sunglasses and my ring of fire protection
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Creative sexual anatomy for the win!! :-D
Mermaid: for the picture here the mermaid shows a shy/scared personality. to have her it has to be soft and caressing, once she has sufficiently gotten aroused and not scared of being hurt then you can go faster.
Siren: speed is the key. you have to get past her tentacles and defenses and impale her in one go. Once you are buried in her fully wait for her to come back to reality and begin to wrap her tentacles around your body before going at her at a good/ quick pace. Not to fast because if she plays with your backdoor you don't want to be going to fast for that.
Medusa: Eyes and rattle. Stop her from using her rattle on the end of her tail to make her freeze up before you blind her somehow or protect you eyes. After that Medusa is flexible enough to start slow or go all out, just keep eye-contact to nothing.
Naga: Head frill. Those thing are just thin skin, blood vessels and nerves, thus a soft and sensual touch on them and she's done for already. Just be sure to keep her relaxed so she doesn't tear the frill.
Salamander: You are all wrong. Salamanders flames are for protection and boosting her flame powers, she has full control over them you twits. she can make it impossible to touch her or make it so as you caress her the flames that lick at you skin cause you even more pleasure. Make her horny and trusting and nobody will need extinguishers or fire-proof suits or fire-fighters on standby.
Simple no?
@19: no shit.
Even the salamander!
Fuck all of it!
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1. Madeline the Mermaid: Notte's younger sister. Shy and reserved, she balks at the idea that her kind feasts upon human flesh. She has resorted to devouring sharks something that has even impressed her sister. Her voice is soothing, yet unsure and even self-loathing. Still, her healing abilities are top-notch and there are rumors that she finds beauty in those that are misunderstood. Come in with a deformity? She will be there for you. Some humans have called her the "Angel of the Sea".
2. Notte the Siren: Notte's older sister. Growing so powerful over the years, she is the most feared siren of them all. Her voice is beautiful, but she refuses to change her normal form to entice men. Rather, she loves her real look and encourages others she trusts to appreciate their faults and excesses. Despite her predatory nature, she truly cares for her much more demure sister. Harm her and you will know the terror of a siren that is not hungry, but willing to use dark magic.
3. Medusa: The famous Gorgon and the leader. There are many bearing the name Medusa in this land, but she was the first. Raped by a sea god and unjustly punished by a goddess she once looked up to, she now looks like the epitome of serpentine evil. However, she is melancholy and hostile. Simple as that. Often, she will cry upon seeing her reflection, but the invention of glasses might be her salvation. For now, her archery and powers are not to be overlooked. One look and it's over...for non-magic users, that is.
4. Neuru the Naga: The scholar of the group. Always with her head in a book, she loves subverting everyone's expectations by pulling a strategy from her recent read into the heat of battle. No matter how outlandish, she will do anything to honor what she reads. However, as times goes on, she manages to tell propaganda from actual reading material. It's what makes her a valuable asset, as she can negotiate and discern evil intent. She and Medusa are best friends, as the former is helping her with her confidence issues.
5. Cinder the Salamander: The brute of the group. Chaotic and violent, she exists only for carnage and terror. She revels in destruction, but is kept on a leash by Medusa's power. Also, a nice fire is enough to keep her docile. When she's in a sleepy state, she's actually very funny and cheerful, but in a dull tone that suggest boredom with her hidden self. Free her of having to deal with the fact that she's more than a warrior, you've got yourself a slithering apocalypse.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1n0CWzWUIirncQ9UI_kIw4iy2gldDZs03/view?usp=sharing